Cannonball Taffy O'Jones

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O mnie

Motto
That's right, you ignorant English Wankers!
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
Bar/Club and now at Universally.

It's all on the go.
Music
Jack Off Jill, Scarling, Chiasm, Sleater-Kinney, Black Dahlia Murder, Shakira, My Ruin, Tura Satana, Slayer, Killwhitneydead, Stone Temple Pilots, Alkaline Trio, Rob Zombie, Sunny Day Real Estate, Rabbit Junk, Atari Teenage Riot, Lamb Of God, Terrorfakt, Machine Head, Reel Big Fish, Green Day, Sick Of It All, Die So Fluid, NOFX, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, No Doubt, Unearth, Black Flag, kidneythieves, Helium, Desaparecidos, The Clash, Reel Big Fish, Bright Eyes, The Black Dahlia Murder, Amen, Dimmu Borgir, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Bouncing Souls.
Films
Evil Dead 2 &; 3, Die Hard 1, 2, 3 & 4, Man On Fire, Clerks, Pulp Fiction, Ong Bak, Hard Boiled, Training Day, Mallrats, Welcome to The Jungle, Fight Club, 300, Reservoir Dogs, Fight Club, Battle Royale, Jason X, Anchorman, Dark Knight, Walk Hard.
Sports
Football and wrestling - so much so that I went to England one time to see it. A large Japanese man beat up some redneck with no teeth... it was good :(
I Enjoy
Girls with tattoos, Drew Barrymore, Shakira, driving and skank.
Scared Of
Spiders, Sharks, People and that little girl from the Ring.

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  • My Mental Age

    You know when your birthday is, but how old should you really be? (just put an x next to the things that apply to you)

    [x] I know how to make a pot of coffee.
    [x] I keep track of dates using a calander.
    [ ] I own more than one credit card.
    [x] I know how to change the oil in a car.
    [ ] I do my own laundry.
    [x] I vote every election.
    [x] I can cook for myself.
    [ ] I think politics are exciting.
    [ ] I balance my checkbook.
    [ ] My parents have better things to say than my friends.



    [ ] I show up for school/college/work every day early.
    [ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
    [x] I have never smoked a cigarette.
    [ ] I have never gotten completely trashed.
    [ ] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once.
    [ ] I like to take walks by myself.
    [ ] I watch talk shows.
    [x] I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up.
    [ ] I drink coffee at least once a week.



    [x] I know how to do the dishes.
    [x] I can count to 10 in another language.
    [ ] When I say I'm going to do something I do it.
    [x] My parents trust me.
    [x] I can mow the lawn.
    [x] I can make adults laugh without being stupid.
    [ ] I remember to water the plants.
    [ ] I study when I have to.
    [x] I pay attention at school/college.
    [ ] I remember to feed my pets if i have any



    [x] I can spell 'experience' without looking it up
    [x] I work out on a regular basis.
    [x] I clean up my own mess.
    [ ] The people at Starbucks know me by name.
    [x] my favorite kind of food is take out. LOL
    [ ] I have gained weight since high school
    [ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get caffeine.
    [x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
    [x] I understand political jokes the first time they are said.
    [x] I can type quickly.



    [x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
    [ ] My only friends are from my place of employment.
    [ ] I have been to a tupperware party.
    [x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
    [ ] I have more bills than I can pay.
    [ ] All my friends are older than I am.
    [ ] I can say no to staying out all night.
    [x] I use the internet every day.
    [x] My wardrobe hasn't changed in a while.
    [x] I can read a book and actually finish it.

    25. Go team.

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  • 108 films featuring Alex and how he's not cool

    SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list, go to your own blog. Then, put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun!


    (x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
    ( ) Grease
    (x) Pirates of the Caribbean
    ( ) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
    ( ) Boondock Saints
    (x) Fight Club
    ( ) Starsky and Hutch
    (x) Neverending Story
    (x) Blazing Saddles
    (x) Airplane
    Total: 6

    (x) The Princess Bride
    (x) AnchorMan
    (x) Napoleon Dynamite
    ( ) Labyrinth
    ( ) Saw
    ( ) Saw II
    ( ) White Noise
    (x) White Oleander
    (x) Anger Management
    (x) 50 First Dates
    ( ) The Princess Diaries
    ( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
    Total so far: 12

    (x) Scream
    (x) Scream 2
    (x) Scream 3
    (x) Scary Movie
    (x) Scary Movie 2
    ( ) Scary Movie 3
    ( ) Scary Movie 4
    (x) American Pie
    (x) American Pie 2
    (x) American Wedding
    ( ) American Pie Band Camp
    Total so far: 20

    ( ) Harry Potter 1
    ( ) Harry Potter 2
    ( ) Harry Potter 3
    (x) Harry Potter 4
    (x) Resident Evil 1
    ( ) Resident Evil 2
    (x) The Wedding Singer
    ( ) Little Black Book
    ( ) The Village
    ( ) Lilo & Stitch
    Total so far: 23

    (x) Finding Nemo
    ( ) Finding Neverland
    ( ) Signs
    (x) The Grinch
    ( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
    ( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
    ( ) White Chicks
    ( ) Butterfly Effect
    (x) 13 Going on 30
    ( ) I, Robot
    ( ) Robots
    Total so far: 26

    (x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
    (x) Universal Soldier
    ( ) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
    ( ) Along Came Polly
    (x) Deep Impact
    (x) KingPin
    (x) Never Been Kissed
    (x) Meet The Parents
    ( ) Meet the Fockers
    ( ) Eight Crazy Nights
    ( ) Joe Dirt
    ( ) KING KONG
    Total so far: 32

    ( ) A Cinderella Story
    ( ) The Terminal
    ( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
    ( ) Passport to Paris
    (x) Dumb & Dumber
    ( ) Dumber & Dumberer
    (x) Final Destination
    (x) Final Destination 2
    ( ) Final Destination 3
    (x) Halloween
    (x) The Ring
    ( ) The Ring 2
    ( ) Surviving X-MAS
    (x) Flubber
    Total so far: 38

    ( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
    (x) Practical Magic
    ( ) Chicago
    (x) Ghost Ship
    ( ) From Hell
    ( ) Hellboy
    ( ) Secret Window
    ( ) I Am Sam
    ( ) The Whole Nine Yards
    ( ) The Whole Ten Yards
    Total so far: 40

    ( ) The Day After Tomorrow
    ( ) Child's Play
    ( ) Seed of Chucky
    (x) Bride of Chucky
    (x) Ten Things I Hate About You
    ( ) Just Married
    ( ) Gothika
    (x) Nightmare on Elm Street
    ( ) Sixteen Candles
    ( ) Remember the Titans
    ( ) Coach Carter
    ( ) The Grudge
    ( ) The Grudge 2
    (x) The Mask
    ( ) Son Of The Mask
    Total so far: 44

    (x) Bad Boys
    (x) Bad Boys 2
    ( ) Joy Ride
    ( ) Lucky Number Seven
    ( ) Ocean's Eleven
    ( ) Ocean's Twelve
    ( ) Bourne Identity
    ( ) Bourne Supremecy
    ( ) Lone Star
    (x) Bedazzled
    (x) Predator I
    (x) Predator II
    ( ) The Fog
    (x) Ice Age
    ( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
    ( ) Curious George
    Total so far: 50

    (x) Independence Day
    ( ) Cujo
    ( ) A Bronx Tale
    ( ) Darkness Falls
    ( ) Christine
    (x) ET
    (x) Children of the Corn
    ( ) My Bosses Daughter
    ( ) Maid in Manhattan
    (x) War of the Worlds
    (x) Rush Hour
    ( ) Rush Hour 2
    Total so far: 55

    ( ) Best Bet
    ( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
    (x) She's All That
    ( ) Calendar Girls
    ( ) Sideways
    (x) Mars Attacks
    (x) Event Horizon
    (x) Ever After
    ( ) Wizard of Oz
    (x) Forrest Gump
    (x) Big Trouble in Little China
    (x) The Terminator
    (x) The Terminator 2
    (x) The Terminator 3
    Total so far: 64

    (x) X-Men
    ( ) X2
    ( ) X-3
    ( ) Spider-Man
    ( ) Spider-Man 2
    ( ) Sky High
    (x) Jeepers Creepers
    ( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
    ( ) Catch Me If You Can
    (x) The Little Mermaid
    ( ) Freaky Friday
    (x) Reign of Fire
    ( ) The Skulls
    (x) Cruel Intentions
    (x) Cruel Intentions 2
    ( ) The Hot Chick
    (x) Shrek
    (x) Shrek 2
    Total so far: 72

    ( ) Swimfan
    (x) Miracle on 34th street
    ( ) Old School
    ( ) The Notebook
    ( ) K-Pax
    ( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
    ( ) A Walk to R

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  • LIsa Lashes
    LIsa Lashes

    LISA LASHES IN FALKIRK

    Komentarz wysłany z Commentor
    15 tygodni temu
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  • Craig B
    Craig B

    Get the name changed Alex!

    17 tygodni temu
  • Carly
    Carly

    JUST CHILLING BY THE POOL WRITING THIS! I JUST LOST 8 POUNDS IN A WEEK AND A HALF BY TRYING THIS NEW PRODUCT! IT REALLY WORKS CHECK OUT WeightGreat.com EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT! gowl

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  • Penelope
    Penelope

    Hiii pale friend.

    Come to our party!
    Sunday 14 June.
    Thanks.

    31 tygodni temu
  • Samson
    Samson

    Stop reading this and get back to work. Swine.

    40 tygodni temu
  • Paul M
    Paul M

    ha you still at classrooms and now i have contracts and shit and signed which mean people owe me things YEAH! imagine me as buddha but fatter and less good more like a mad gypo paedo.

    47 tygodni temu
  • Samson
    luv Samson

    I say we let the paedos go free and even work in nurseries, PROVIDED they promise to behave.


    You have just been out-liberaled.

    51 tygodni temu
  • Samson
    luv Samson

    You're going to love my new video. I can feel it.

    53 tygodnie temu
  • Samson
    Samson

    Hurry up and get back here. Those Nazis won't scare THEMSELVES off...

    54 tygodnie temu
  • Leanne Imlach
    Leanne Imlach

    I had a dream last night that subcity wanted you for the radio but not me...:(

    62 tygodnie temu
  • Pessimists - Why Bother Joining
    luv Pessimists - Why Bother Joining

    We have more members:O

    You need to put a comment up to keep some interest going...

    63 tygodnie temu
  • Samson
    Samson

    And I just had a great idea for a page we'd be good at. "Agony Aunts". Our solutions would have more of a realistic approach:

    "Man the fuck up. Fuckin pansy."

    Then I searched and someone already had the agony aunt idea. I reckon we can improve it though. What do you think?

    65 tygodni temu
  • Samson
    Samson

    :O THERE ARE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

    PEOPLE ALEX!!!!!!!!!:O

    On our page! I can't believe it! People have joined our page without us forcing them into it!:O

    Although one of them is far too optimistic for my writing...

    65 tygodni temu