-1. We Can Go For Hours NON STOP
-2. We Can Do All Sorts Of Tricks
-3. We Don't Mind It ROUGH
-4. We're Always In Shape
-5. We Like Wearing Rubber Suits
-6. We Like Getting It On film
-7. We Are Always Prepared
-8. We Know How To Handle Waves
-9. We're Always On Top Of Things
-10. We Like To Be in Control

What r u guys all on about Outdoor Club Doesn't drink we going caving and hillwalking and all that outdorrness stuff, alchol never

Hey lads Just want to say thanks to everyone who came on the last weekend. Totally a class weekend. Brillant waves and great costumes and entertainment( from peirce and steve).Alwell as the mucical sing-along on the bus off old macdonal i think we should enter a o.c euro star team. Also if anyone has any photos of the weekend give them to kav on a c.d. and if you have any suggestio n for fancy dress random games or anything in general email them on or bebo us. later lads

Lessons of the weekend- 1. Water cold, running in, in your underwear is only a good idea if u scream as u fall in the water.
2. Don't eat raw eggs
3. If u get drawn on by either vicky or grace u proable deserve it cause u fell asleep.
4. Regale the pub with ur story of how u got a black eye from wiping out on a 14th foot wave.
5. under tables is a very comfy place to sleep.
6. If u do have a o.c romance and sneak out of the pub for connuddlings u will get photos taken off u.
7. Remeber there is cameras in the pool room of the pub steve so no fondlying peirce in his pretty dress.
8. pink eyeshadow suits everyone in steve peirce and wally.
9. If gate crashing a 21st make sure to give the birthday boy kisses and when he asks who you are make sure to tell him ur on a stag and the guy in the dress is the stage while the one in the kilt and ladies thong is the best man.
10. Donate ur underwear to club use such as pink bras and thongs.
11. Do not lie on a duvet on the floor u will end up getting wrapped up and smothered with smelly boxers.
12. Try to sell other members of the club of to windsurfing sam and random people in the pubs.
13. invite aussie back to the house and make them eat raw eggs.
14. Make sure to get peirce drunk enough so he tidys the whole house b4 everyone gets up.We love u peirce.
15. Grace is number 2 prostitute, Vicky is Number .
16. If Grace is a bad prostitute sell her to a fat man.
17. Corupt all the new members, so that they r worst then u.
18. scheme in advance for the next event.