Aww they say uhh..
.. a black man is a pimp
Well let me tell you the biggest pimp
on planet motherfuckin Earth, is her momma
It's her MOMMA that told her,
"Get a man that got a good job gurl!
Make sure he got a good car gurl!
Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!"
What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass --
-- just cause you love the nigga?
But +I'm+ the pimp motherfucker!
I gotta be the player!

Biggest hoes, on planet Earth..
.. are walkin through the motherfuckin neighborhood
You KNEW when you got with the nigga he already had a woman
You knew he already had a family
but you fucked him anyway!!!
And then when you thought you gon' lose the nigga
you went and got pregant - didn't you bitch, DIDN'T YOU!!
THE OL' KEEP A NIGGA BABY
And then when the nigga ain't around, what do you tell the child?
"Aww that nigga ain't shit, that's why yo' daddy ain't here;
cause that nigga ain't shit."
How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth
that yo' momma, you was a hoe!
TELL THE KID!
Momma was a hoe, I was weekend pussy
I had you to keep the nigga, it didn't work out
that's why he ain't here - but he a good nigga
cause he take care of his REAL family
I was just a dumb bitch, tryin to keep, a nigga that I wanted

Apparently if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list and put it in your blog. Then, put x in the ()'s of the films you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and save. Have fun.

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
() Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch(the remake)
(x) Neverending Story
() Blazing Saddles
() Airplane
Total so far: 7

() The Princess Bride
(x) AnchorMan
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
() Labyrinth
(x) Saw
() Saw II
()White Noise
() White Oleander
(x) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
() The Princess Diaries
() The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 13

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
(x) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 24

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil 1
(x) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
() Little Black Book
() The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 32

(x) Finding Nemo
() Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(x) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
() 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Robots
Total so far: 40

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
(x) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
() KingPin
() Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
() Eight Crazy Nights
(x) Joe Dirt
(x) King Kong
Total so far: 49

() A Cinderella Story
() The Terminal
() The Lizzie McGuire Movie
() Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween
() The Ring
() The Ring 2
() Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber
Total so far: 56

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
() Practical Magic
() Chicago
() Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
() Secret Window
(x) I Am Sam
() The Whole Nine Yards
() The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 60

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
() Child's Play
(x) Seed of Chucky
(x) Bride of Chucky
() Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
(x) Gothika
() Nightmare on Elm Street
() Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
(x) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge
() The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
(x) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 70

(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
() Joy Ride
() Lucky Number Seven
() Ocean's Eleven
() Ocean's Twelve
() Bourne Identity
() Bourne Supremacy
() Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
() Predator II
() The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
() Curious George
Total so far: 76

(x) Independence Day
() Cujo
() A Bronx Tale
(x) Darkness Falls
() Christine
(x) ET
() Children of the Corn
() My Bosses Daughter
() Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 82

() Best Bet
() How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
() She's All That
() Calendar Girls
(x) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
() Event Horizon
() Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
(x) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 90

(x) X-Men
(x) X-2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
(x) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire
(x) The Skulls
(x) Cruel Intentions
(x) Cruel Intentions 2
(x) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 107

(x) Swimfan
() Miracle on 34th street
(x) Old School
() The Notebook
() K-Pax
() Krippendorf's Tribe
() A Walk to Remember
() Ice Castles
() Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-ol

A: Four Movies i Could Watch Over & Over:
1. friday
2.fear and loathing in las vegas
3.rules of attraction i think
4. alladin

B: Four Places i Have Lived:
1.ballyshannon
2.my house
3.market st
4. fergals couch

C: Four TV Shows i Love To Watch:
1. heroes
2. Family Guy
3. south park
4. ninja warrios


D: Four Places i Have Been On Vacation:
1. turkey
2. Italy
3. England
4. ibiza

E: Web Sites i Visit Daily:
1. bebo.com
2. youtube
3. hotmail
4. youporn

F: Four Of My Favourite Foods:
1. lamb
2. stew
3. beef chow mein
4. ham cheese lettuce and mayonnaise sandwiches

G: Four Places i Would Rather Be Right Now:
1. australia
2. amsterdam
3. newcastle
4. fergals couch

SPILL YOUR GUTS

Q. Last Thing You Ate?:
curry chese chip anda 1/4 pounder

Q. What's Something You Look Forward To Most in The Next 12 Weeks?:
KoL gig & 12 pubs of christmas

Q. What's Annoying You Right Now?
my mouse

Q. What's The Last Movie You Saw?
prince of egypt

Q. Do You Believe in Long Distance Relationships?
meh

Q: Who is The Last Person You Called?
paul

Q: Been Cheated On?:
no

Q: Do You Think That Someone is Thinking About You Right Now?:
obviously

Q: Choose One To Have (Love, Beauty, Creativity)
i have all three already ahh no creativity

Q: Do You Wish On Stars?
no

Q: Does it Work?
yes

Q: Do You Untie Your Shoes Every Time You Take Them Off?:
Velcro

Q: When Did You Last Cry?:
cant remember

Q: Do You Like Your Handwriting?:
yea its class

Q: Are You a Friendly Person?
no fuck off

Q: Are You Keeping a Secret From The World?
im not tellin

Q: Who's Bed Did You Sleep in Last Night?
fergals couch

Q: What Colour Top Are You Wearing?
none

Q: Do You Have Any Pets?
yes

Q: What is The Colour Of Your Bedsheets?:
stained

Q: What Were You Doing at 9 Last Night?
staining my sheets haha had ta be done

Q: When is The Last Time You Saw Your Dad?:
30 minutes

Q: Look To Your Left, What's There?:
a stapler

Q: Ever Cried Yourself To Sleep?
every night

Q: Ever Cried On Your Friends Shoulder?:
every night

Q: Song That Makes You Cry?:
killers are we human the crying being induced by my bleeding ears

Q: Are You a Normally Happy Person?:
yes

Q: Is Your Self-Esteem Low?
never

Q: What Color Are Your Eyes?:
dunno i cant see them

Q: Long or Short Hair:
short(for me)

Q: Current Music?
kings of leon gotye and gorillaz

Q: Current Status?:
divorced and re-married