Fuck you number ONE.

There is NO SUCH THING as a Bebo Tracker.
It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
No, it doesnt.


Fuck You number TWO.

To the people who have like 25,000 friends;
Are you fucking serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


Fuck you number THREE.

Don't ever post pictures and say:
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
If you do you're a fucking moron.


Fuck you number FOUR.

NOBODY cares about threats over the internet,
so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics;
Even if you win, you're still retarded.


Fuck you number FIVE.

Quit crying because you're not on someones 'Top 16'.
Who cares?!?
ITS BEBO!!!
If you really cared that much, you would
pick up the damn phone!


Fuck you number SIX.

Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"What's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up,
Asshole....


Fuck you number SEVEN.

6th graders who have Bebo and look like sluts,
and act like whores;
Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.
And Parents -
Quit blaming Bebo for your kid being a hooker,
she was a whore before Bebo,
and she'd be a whore without it!
What does that say about your parenting skills?
Think about it!
Bebo should really be for adults....


Fuck you number EIGHT.

If you have decided to read this, you are a true Bebo Friend.
Real friends read their blogs,


Fuck you number NINE.

I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains


Fuck you number TEN.

If you read a blog and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom - quit being dumb!


Fuck you number ELEVEN.

Bebo was created to keep up with friends.
Quit trying to check up on your ex!!
Come on, now, people, its called stalking...you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars.


This is a test to see how many people in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.

If this made you laugh, or you agree with it, then repost this with..

11 FUCK YOU's of BEBO.......

be honest folks

1. Give Me Ur Number?
2. Love Me?
3. Let Me Kiss U?
4. Watch A Movie With Me?
5. Have Dinner With Me?
6. Drive Me Sumwhere?
7. Take A Shower With Me?
8. Be My GF?
9. Tell Me U Think Im Cute?
10. Buy Me A Drink If I Didnt Have None?
11. Take Me Home For Da Nite?
12. Let Me Sleep In Ur Bed?
13. FCUK Me?
14. Re-post Dis For Me 2 Let Me Answer Ur Questions?
15. Do U Think Im Attractive, Beautiful or Sexy?
16. Do U Like My Style?
17. Do U Think I'm Funny?
18. Do U Care About Me?
19. Would U Dance With Me?
20. Any thing To Say B4 U Go??

1 Who are you?....
2. Are we friends?....
3. When and how did we meet?......
4. Do you hav a crush on me?........
5. Give me a nikname and explain why?.......
6. Describe me in 1 word........
7. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
8. do u still fink the same?......
9. What reminds u ov me?....
10. If you could giv me anything wot wod it b?......
11. How well do u no me?......
12. Whens the last tym u saw me?....
13. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
14. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say ......