This is all the alternative meanings for what Sony's PSP stands for that me and Benny could come up with:

Programmeable Satanic Priest,
Photgraphic Sexual Prophecy,
Plastic Shlong Pimp,
Paedo Schoolie Patrol,
Personal sexual Portal,
Physical Satanic Power,
Pissed sexual Predator,
Poisonous Satisfaction Palace,
Pubic Supremacy Protocol,
Paedo Suspect Photo,
Pornographic Sexual Pirate,
Paranormal Satan Prism,
Prefabricated Sodomy Pyramid,
Poofy Satanic Pigeon,
Pocket Sexual Pervert,
Pre-teen Spastic Pornography,
Psychological Syphillis Pancake,
Penis Sized Panther,
Pan-dimensional Sexual Perversions,
Projected Sadism Phallus,
Personal Security (from) Pedo's,
Pregnant Slag Projector,
Portable Shit Practice,


Feel free to add to the list...

1. Who are you? -
2. Are we mates? -
3. When and how did we meet? -
4. Do you think I am I cool? -
5. Give me a nickname, and explain why? -
6. Could you describe me in one word? -
7. What was your first impression of me? -
8. Do you still feel the same? -
9. What reminds you of me? -
10. If you could give me any one thing, what would it be? -
11. How well do you know me? -
12. When was the last time you saw me? -
13. Have you ever wanted to tell me something, but you could not? -
14. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you? -

Warning: This is me and Benny's version of a Star Trek story that we wrote about 12 years ago and only recently rediscovered (we thought it lost lol) ENJOY!!!!!


STAR-TREK 19

Stretched white stars shimmered against the foreboding darkness as the Enterprise E passed through space beyond the speed of light.

Picard sat in his command chair, uneasy about taking the Enterprise through this region of space. Starfleet Command had received disturbing reports about a band of space pirates who stole and destroyed ships at their evil whim. There had even been rumours that this pirate band had taken on a Borg cube and won. "Dammit", Picard thought, "Even the Romulans are scared to enter this area of space". Picard’s mind started to wander when the shrill chirp of the sensor alarm went off

"Report Mr Data", said Picard, his mind racing.

"Captain I am detecting 6 minute vessels de-cloaking off the port bow. They appear to be motor bikes fitted with warp drives and major weapon systems. I believe this is the piratical raiding force that Starfleet informed us of. Captain, their transponder tags identify them as the...".

Picard interupted Data suddenly, his voice rigid with fear, "NO! NOT THE SUPREMELY EVIL-NAZI-DEVIL WORSHIPING-CORPSE EATING- DISEASED RIDDEN-CHILD ABUSING-DEMONIC BIKERS FROM OUTER SPACE?????!!!!!!"

In the same instant the view screen flickered to life, showing the image of a deranged, demonic looking figure perched, arms crossed, on a chopper style motorcycle with warp naecelles coming out the sides. The figure spoke through a slit in his large horned helmet in a high pitched voice, "THE SAME!!!!".

"Please! Don’t hurt us. Please spare our pathetic lives", Picard rambled shaking with object terror, a wet patch appearing around his crotch, where he’d just pished himself.

The figure on the screen stroked his beard that was hanging out of the mouth slit of his helmet. After a time he spoke with a sadistic gleam in his eye, "HMmmmmmmmmmmm.HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHmmmm
 mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Let me think", he paused a moment, ".....My answer is..... NO. I DONT THINK SO PICARD, YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF SHIT. JUST FOR THAT IM GOING TO FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE CREW WITH THIS HERE KING RIB…, " he held aloft a mighty and wicked looking King Rib, "…AND THEN… IM GOING TO FUCK MYSELF".

Hearing this Picard started to cry and whimper like a small child. Through his sobbing he managed these words, "I want my mummy...".

Riker looked at Picard shaking his head in abject disgust. "Until now I had faith in you Captain!", he said, "But now I know you are just a pile of shit".

At that Riker threw the whimpering Picard to the ground and started to stomp on his head and kick him in the face, "FUCKIN' SHITBAG!!!!!!!", he roared as he pulled out his Starfleet issue combat knife and started to stab Picard in the eyes.

While this was happening Deanna had pulled out her pocket warp speed vibrator and started to ram it up Riker’s ass. At this he groaned with ecstacy and started to stab Picard up the ass. Getting horny after seeing Deanna raping Will Riker up the ass, Worf decided he'd get in on the action. Moving up behind Data he slipped his spikey Klingon love truncheon into Data's mouth and said, "Suck it you Fucking dirty Ferengi Bitch!!!!!". Worf groaned and moaned like a beast, grabbing Data’s head and violently fucking his mouth while shouting, "GIVES ME POWER!!!".

A high pitched voice shouted "Silence all of you, I have decided to spare your pathetic lives if you do me a task", though Picard was bleeding through multiple stab wounds (to his ass and eyes) he managed these simple words, "What kind of task".

"Shut it Picard you baldy little cunt!", shouted the figure on screen, "I am Z, the unholy satanic Nazi Daddy-Fuhrer of the SUPREMELY EVIL-NAZI-DEVIL WORSHIPING-CORPSE EATING- DISEASED RIDDEN-CHILD ABUSING-DEMONIC BIKERS FROM OUTER SPACE, and you will do as I say, STINKING EARTH SCUM!".

"Now listen up,