Filip Sebo Facts!!!

47 things you didn’t know about Filip Sebo.......................

1. Filip Sebo once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

2. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Filip Sebo allows to live.

3. When Filip Sebo drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.

4. When Filip Sebo was born, the nurse said, "Holy Crap! That's Filip Sebo!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

5. When Filip Sebo goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

6. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Filip Sebo could use to kill you, including the room itself.

7. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed a tenner from Filip Sebo and forgot to pay him back.

8. Filip Sebo can count backwards from infinity.

9. Crop circles are Filip Sebo' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down.

10. When Filip Sebo jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Filip Sebo instead.

11. Filip Sebo can divide by zero.

12. In fine print at on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Filip Sebo, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

13. Filip Sebo is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's ****.

14. Filip Sebo has two speeds: walk and kill.

15. Filip Sebo is the reason why Wally is hiding.

16. Filip Sebo can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

17. You are what you eat. That is why Filip Sebo’s diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

18. Filip Sebo once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

19. Filip Sebo played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

20. If you were to lock Filip Sebo in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Filip Sebo replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.

21. On his birthday, Filip Sebo randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

22. Filip Sebo doesn't believe in condoms. Instead, he sticks his **** in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while shagging another.

23. When Filip Sebo does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

24. Whenever Filip Sebo puts out a cigarette, he throws it in slow motion into a long line of gasoline and calmly walks away as an inferno erupts behind him.

25. Filip Sebo invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Aiden Mcgeadinho invented pink.

26. Filip Sebo coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

27. Filip Sebo haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares.

28. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Filip Sebo punched himself in the face.

29. Filip Sebo, David Hasselhoff, Chuck Norris and Mr T once all met in a bar, it exploded as no room can contain that much cool!

30. Filip Sebo is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

31. Filip Sebo is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Filip Sebo!

32. Filip Sebo can touch MC Hammer.

33. They once made a Filip Sebo toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.

34. If Filip Sebo is late, time better slow the **** down.

35. Filip Sebo once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

36. Filip Sebo was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby

My fine is £695.60!

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine

Smoked pot -- £10
Did acid -- £5
Ever had sex at church -- £25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25
Had sex for money -- £100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20
Vandalized something -- £20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10
Beat up someone -- £20
Been jumped -- £10
Cross dressed -- £10
Given money to stripper -- £25
Been in love with a stripper -- £20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15
Ever drive and drank -- £20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Went skinny dipping -- £5
Had sex in a pool -- £20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20
Cheated on your significant other -- £10
Masturbated -- £10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25
Stole something -- £10
Had sex with someone in jail -- £25
Made a nasty home video -- £15
Had a threesome -- £50
Had sex in the wild -- £20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Spent time in jail -- £15
Peed in the pool -- £0.50
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with your best friend -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25
Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..." copy and paste, then repost as a new bulletin