SOULJA BOY.... (ye all know my version)!!!
Myself and the hickeymaster: HEY HEY STRETCH STRETCH WILL YOU PLEASE BE MY FRIEND... NO WAY... NO WAY!!!!
Jackie chan... it takes twooooo to tango!
do you wanna take me on!!!
word on the street.....
do you think im so stupid i cannnnotttt see ur fone!
eh ray do you think this is a zoo!!!

d odr day in ag science
Sean: Liam throw d shit at him..
ME: Sean ur d type of person dat will get sum1 2 murder sum1 4 u..
Seans throws a penny
I kick sean full force in2 d shin

rosemary you deserve a whole section 2 urself... "yeah the car hit me" me: "oh my god you DIED" rose: "no i didnt" me: "AND YOU CAME BACK 2 LIFE"

Sean: Take my strong hand!
Ams: Especially!
Me: Alri!!
Colm: Well if the shit didn’t hit the fan... t’was ALL aqual!!
Pad: If in doubt... drive flat out!
Me: Aagh shur fuckit... just cable tie it!!
Seamus: Sex???????
the boys: kid just go in the fuckin bush!!!!
Me: Hiya, how are ya, what ya upto ne news?
Mary: That’s CRAZY!
Weird Macbeth guy: Right I know ye’re teenagers and ye probably have self esteem issues... but... GET OVER IT!!!
me 2 ASHLING c: since you been gone!!! i cant breath 4 the first time!!!

Me: you are sumin else!!!
Christine: im not a goth or an emo... and donncha emos dont all cut themselves!!!
Kerry: (after a guy gets murdered in a video) How rude!
Eric: I don’t know anything about electronics!
Me: see sir since craig came... hes bee... takin all my friends and bullying me!!
Lou: watch my camoooooo!!!
Grainne: ya i got you i got you on camera!!!
Mogs at mini comp: sorry what is ur name donncha? Don’t cha??? Lol!
Ronan: bastard dog!!
Mary: i got it first!!!
Sean: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MATT DAIMEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emma:
Healy: boys we cuda scored in there... there in their pyjamas!!!
Pad: get out of the fucking conservatory!!!
Me: watch the hippo crossing!!!
Guess who: WOOOOOO WOOOOOO!!!!
Sins: WHATS she doing talking to her!
Moi agus kerry: MARGARET..........................
 .....................YESSSSS!!!!!!
Memory: getting lost in the burren and ash c balling crying... we turned and asked her whats wrong? she goes i dont know and starts roaring laughing!!!
Ash h: go on I said!!!!
bloto 2 aine in the pub (all parties quite dunk): you prob recognise my face from the catwalks in la... im a model!!!!!
Kayleigh: MACBETH!!
Claire: MACBETH!!!
Carol: MACBETH!!!!
Kerry: paul ur gay! Paul: (takes out his cock)... see im not!!!
Me: Oh For goodness sake kayleigh!!!
Mary: Ya my mam has a pyramid meeting tonight!!
Fordey: i mean... these are not ur every day witches!!!
Sean: Brillo.........
ME: So let me get this straight... im a toilet bowl?!?!?

Becky: help us... i hate you!!!
me: but i love you ya cutie!!!!
Steff: so i shat in a bag and carried around wiv me!!!
Alana: Anything DIRTY!!!
Maca: jes theres balls flying everywhere!
Ronan: what?????
Kerry: mary... u just pissed in my bed!!!
Grainne:its just me and him all up in heurrrr!!!!
Decky: Who are we odd with??
Miss martin: yer acting like VULCHERS!!!
Liam: ide love to have let him know just who i am!!!!
Sinead: (While standing like a knacker)... WHA????
Me and louise: look at those sheep staring at us on carrontoohill!!
Crowley: thats a good project... miss sheehy: ya thats a good project!!!
Eric: sir whats the molecular molarity of diluted h2o???
Mary: (on the topa caron2hill) Jes you look so cold... me: thats the look im going for!!!
Colm: Drive it like your late 4 mass!!!
Ronan: youde ave 2 pull down her pants 2 c her tits!!!

Me: scaric fagballs!!!
Eada: donncha your flies down!!! (stop looking)!!!!
Craig: (in ag science) it wont fit in its too small! (carol looks ashamed) everyone: thats what carol said last n

Best ever!...Quotes from friends!



Phoebe: "Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant and he hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him"
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Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
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[Joey comes out from his room wearing ridiculous clothes. He has to look nineteen for an audition]
Joey: 'Sup? 'Sup, dude?
Chandler: [putting his hands up] Take whatever you want, just please don't hurt me.
Joey: So, you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack. Playstation is whack. 'Sup with the whack Playstation, 'sup? Huh? Come on, am I nineteen or what?
Chandler: Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen!
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Ross: [receiving his Christmas gift] "You got me a cola drink?"
Chandler: And......... a LEMON LIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ross: You shouldn't have. I feel like I should get you another sweater!
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[pounding a scone]
Ross: Stupid British snack food.
Chandler: Did they teach you that in your anger management class?
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Rachel: Hey, just so you know: it's *not* that common, it *doesn't* "happen to every guy, " and it *is* a big deal!
Chandler: [pointing].. I *knew* it!
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[after Monica gets a disastrous haircut]
Ross: How's Monica?
Phoebe: She's calmed down a bit. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.
Ross: How's the hair?
Phoebe: I'm not gonna lie to you Ross. It doesn't look good.
Joey: Can we see her?
Phoebe: No, your hair looks too good. I think it would only upset her.
Rachel: Oh.
Phoebe: Ross, you can go on in!
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Chandler: Oh, yeah, I'm a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last... twelve hundred times.
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Monica: Can you help me fold these napkins?
Phoebe: Sure.
Monica: I'm gonna go across the hall and check on the yams.
Monica: No... no honey... Not like that, we're not a barn dance. You wanna fold them like swans like I showed you at Christmas, remember?
Phoebe: Yeah. It all came screaming back to me!
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Chandler: All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole."
Joey: Okay.
[He gets up and takes the cushions with him, as he starts to leave]
Chandler: What are you doing?
Joey: You said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions.
Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair.
Joey: THAT'S RIGHT!. I'm taking the ESSENCE!
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Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29!
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Ross: Can I borrow your blue tie? Emma spit on mine.
Chandler: Okay, but you'll have to give it back when I get a job. Of course, by then, ties will be obsolete and we'll all be wearing silver jumpsuits
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Rachel: Can you take care of Emma just for today?
Ross: Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way.
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Joey: I hate Pottery barn too! They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed.
Chandler: You took off your pants and cimbed under the sheets!
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Phoebe: H