list the last 12 people to visity your page and then answer the questions

1. Suzie
2. Derek
3. Carol
4. G
5. Syme
6. Jane
7. Alan
8. Martin
9. Chris
10. Chappers
11. Caroline
12. Eddy


Q: Have you ever kissed number 8?
A: Err...No

Q: What's the best memory you have of 9?
A: Standard Grade Social Sciences

Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
A: Thursday

Q: Is number 9 pretty?
A: Dont Swing That Way...

Q: How did you meet 3?
A: At a band rehearsal

Q: Is 11 your best friend?
A: Nope, But she is my awesome big cousin

Q: Have you seen 5 in the last month?
A: Yes, at her house picking up the ladies

Q: Do you think 2 has a crush on you?
A: I really hope not

Q: When was the last time you saw 12?
A: Friday

Q: Have you ever been to 1's house?
A: I have been outside it, does that count?

Q: When's the next time you'll see 10?
A: Thursday night at five a side's

Q: Are you really close to 3?
A: Yes, We are Jelly Baby Buddies

Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 4?
A: Yes, Transformers, Profiteroles, need I say more!

Q: Have you ever gotten in trouble with 2?
A: Yes, We noised up a bunch of cops in Donnington

Q: What do you and number 3 talk about the most?
A: The Mighty Boosh

Q: Do you even know 11?
A: She's my cousin

Q: Would you give number 2 a hug?
A: Hell Yeah

Q: Are you in love with number 1?
A: Nope, but I love her taste in comedy

Q: Have you ever lied to number 12?
A: Yes, when I said he was getting his projector back! ; )

Q: Do you know a secret about number 9?
A: Hmmm, Nothing Saucy

Q: Describe the relationship between number 8 and number 5
A: They dont know one another

Q: What is the best thing about your friendship with number 4?
A: He's my Thursday night Tea and Misfits buddy

Q: What is the worst thing about number 1?
A: She's Tiny! :p

Q: Have you ever danced with number 7?
A: Nope

Q: How long have you known number 12?
A: Maybe a year

Q: Have you ever been in a fight with number 8?
A: Nope

Q: Does number 9 have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
A: Not seen him since school, couldt tell ya

Q: Have you ever been a co-worker with number 6?
A: Nope, Although she is hard work!!!

Q: Have you ever wanted to punch number 2 in the face?
A: Yes because he thinks machine head are better than lamb of god!

Q: Has number 1 ever met your mother?
A: Nope

Q. How did you meet number 6?
A: Met at the cathouse one night, been together ever since!

Q: Did you ever accidentally physically hurt number 5?
A: Nope

Q: Do you live close to 8?
A: Nope. He stays in Motherwell

Q: What is number 2's favorite food?
A: Festival Hotdogs

Q: Say something nice about number 10.
A: He's is the most decent guy I have ever met

Q: Which one lives the farthest away?
A: Syme

Q: Which one do you hang out with the most?
A: Jane

Q: Who is the loudest?
A: Suzie when she laughs!

Q: The quietest?
A: Alan

Q: What kind of car does number 12 have?
A: Mine because he cant drive!

So, I am currently sitting aboard the national express train back to Glasgow from Kings Cross. I couldnt get my usual 10:29 Virgin train from Euston which gets in at the same time as this 9:00 train??? Anyhow, this train has an extremely volatile wi-fi connection which will probably have cutoff by the time I finish writing this. On my way to get the train this morning I witnessed the wonders of the London Underground 'Engineering Works', causing delays on the Hammesmith & City, Circle and Metropolitan Lines. The 3 lines which were due to whisk me off to Kings Cross from Baker St. I managed to get there in the end though! Went to see The Cure @ Wembley Arena on Thursday. Although it sits in the shadow of the rather impressive arches of the new Wembley Stadium it is not quite so grand. If anyone has ever been at a seated gig at the SECC you will have noted that all of the seating is angled to face this stage. Clearly the designers of Wembley Arena thought that actually "seeing" the act that you have paid a fortune to observe is negligible. Our seats were thankfully fine. The Cure took the stage at 8:00 and did not leave the stage until 11:30. 3 Hours! Awesome. They played everything, a strange man named Simon bought us drinks and the security lost all control of the dancing situation towards the end. Superb

NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa's summer estate somewhere in the southern hemisphere. In the deal, Microsoft would gain exclusive rights to Christmas, Reindeer, and other unspecified inventions. In addition, Microsoft will gain access to millions of households through the Santa Sleigh.

The announcement also included a notice that beginning Dec 9, 1998, Christmas and the Reindeer names would be copyrighted by Microsoft. This unprecedented move was facilitated by the recently acquired MS Court. Microsoft stated its commitment to "all who have made Christmas great," and vowed to "make licensing of the Christmas and Reindeer names available to all." It is believed that the guidelines for licensing these names, due before Halloween, will be very strict.

When asked "Why buy Christmas?" Bill Gates replied "Microsoft has been working on a more efficient delivery mechanism for all of our products for some time, but recognized that the Santa Sleigh has some immediate benefits. We'll use it first for the next release of Windows and Office 98."

In a multimedia extravaganza, the attendees were shown a seemingly endless video stream of products that make up the deal. It ended with a green and red version of the Microsoft logo, and a new Christmas 98 trademark, leading into the announcement of the first product from the deal.

Vixen, the new Director of Holidays and Celebrations said, "The first step is to assimilate Christmas within the Microsoft Organization. This will take some time, so don't expect any changes this year." She continued, "our big plans are for next year, when we release Christmas 99. It will be bigger and better than last year." She further elaborated that "Windows 95 users who sign up with MS Network will get sneak previews of Christmas[99] as early as November first."

Christmas 98 is scheduled for release in December of 1998, though one unnamed source said that it is dangerously close to the end of the year and may slip into the first half of 1999. An economist at Goldman Sachs explained that a slip would be catastrophic to next year's economy and the nation's tax revenue, possibly requiring the IRS to move the deadline for filing income tax returns to three months after Christmas, whenever that was. "But it could be good in the long term," he explained. "With Microsoft controlling Christmas, we may see it move to May or June, which are much slower months for retailers. This may serve to even out the economy over the year."

When asked if other holidays are being considered, Mr. Gates explained that "Christmas is the flagship of holidays, so we wanted to start there. Not all holidays are available for sale, and the remaining will have to show a good long-term business," suggesting that holidays with a short history may not be in the plans.

Though specific terms of the agreement were withheld, a Santa official confirmed that the deal was "sizeable, even for a man of Santa's stature."

Some analysts think that Santa has saturated the Holiday market, and is looking for a means to expand his business to year 'round products and services. Others contend that the Jolly Red Man is looking to retire in Redmond.

A spokesperson for the most famous Reindeer could not be reached for comment.