L- You have a nice ass.
Y- One of the hardest gangsters alive.
N- You are one of the best in bed.
N- You are one of the best in bed.

N- You are one of the best in bed.
G- Love is something you deeply believe in.
U- You are really layed back.
Y- One of the hardest gangsters alive
E- You have nice boobs.
N- You are one of the best in bed.

...0_o

1. You carry a pager in your right pocket, flipped inward, whether its
activated or not.

2. Your bangs are either long enough for you to touch with your tongue,
or your hair is gelled up in spikes hard enough to impale small
mammals.

3. You go to asian parties, and you can't find your car since it looks
like every other civic or integra.

4. Your screen name consists of Azn, 1004, or KP, and every word in the
profile is written in alternating lower case/capital letters.

5. Your girlfriend has enough make-up to be accepted into Clown College.

6. You never fit that old asian stereotype of "all yellow skinned slant
eyes are smart."

7. You enter chatrooms with "representin Westsiiiiiiide," or "any foin
ladees in da house?"

8. You pick up chicks who wear shoes 2 inches away from stilts.

9. You call people "peepz" since two syllables is too complex for you.

10. You don't know the names of cities; only area codes.

11. Instead of getting real education, you learn a plethora of
nonsensical pager codes. (for god sakes, buy a message pager...if you
even need one.)

12. You've never heard of any other sporting wear then Nike. (Reebok?
What's that?)

13. You can't buy a shirt unless it's priced over $ 50 and has a
collossal sized Tommy Hillfiger, or Polo label.

14. You've never bought a pair of pants that were less than 5 sizes
bigger than your real waist.

15. You're an exact carbon-copy of your friends. (for their traits, see
1-1

16. You claim asian pride wherever you go, when all you're doing is
shaming the race.

17. You have to call just about all your parent's friends "Auntie and
Uncle."

18. You have 12+ aunts and uncles

19. At expensive restaurants, you order a delicious high quality glass of
H2O for your beverage and NEVER order dessert.

20. Your parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say
"Eat it anyway. It's still good."

21. The vast majority of the people related to you wear glasses. Thick
glasses.

22. You will most likely be taller than your parents.

23. Your parents have either made you play the piano, the violin or both.

24. You get nothing if you do well in school, but get in big trouble if
you don't.

25. When going to other peoples' houses, you always have to bring a gift.

26. Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones
with the blue and pink stripes at the top.

27. Your family owns a tennis racquet, golf clubs, or both.

28. Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e., Michael
Chang)

29. The furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet,
the decorations or any of the rest of the furniture.

30. You have rocks, sticks, leaves and strange-smelling, unknown
substances in your pantry for use as medicine.

31. You own a rice cooker or two

32. You buy soy sauce by the gallon.

33. Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.

34. Your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to
school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how
much they still appreciated going.

35. Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can
"grow into it" and wear it for years to come.

36. Your dream goal is to become a DJ or own a racing parts store (Guys).

37. Your dream goal is to go out with a DJ or a racing parts store
owner(Girls).

38. Your mom buys noodles in bulk amounts.

39. You don't care that hundreds of other people have the same exact
haircut as you do.

40. Being Filipino is the "in" thing to be.

42. Your favorite holiday is the day "I

1. Wear clothes of two colors: your choice of black or white

2. Own the latest mobile phone.
Girls: Have a cute 'hello kitty' or 'blue bear' hanging from your
phone
Guys: Have a semi-naked sexy asian chick as your wallpaper or a cool
dragon one.

3. Own an alphanumeric pager with a built in answering
machine.

4. Have only Asian friends

5. Speak only in Asian languages

6. Dress as though you're headed for a party when you're actually going
to class

7. If you're a girl, BE SURE TO STUFF YOUR BRA

8. If you're a guy, BE SURE TO SOUP UP YOUR ACURA INTEGRA

9. Smoke even if you don't know how to, especially if you're with friends

10. Travel only in droves of 10 and above to parties

11. Refuse to dance to anything but techno music

12. Whenever in droves of 10 or more Asians, stare menacingly at all
other Asians

13. Dance in circles at all parties and clubs

14. If you're a girl, BE SURE TO RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH YOUR HAIR EACH
TIME YOU SEE A HOT GUY

15. Wear only designer labels

16. Make sure designer labels are extremely visible. Better yet, make
sure that the make is emblazoned on the front of the apparel

17. Own a pair of Doc Martens

18. Be very good at pool. Own a cue stick if you can, even if you know
nothing about them

19. Make sure your parents are doctors, or better yet, grocery store
owners

20. Own a sports car

21. Make sure you install every possible option you can in your car

22. Date only someone that a friend of yours has already dated (in other
words... recycle your girlfriends)

23. Be a Christian pretending to actually care about the religion

24. Use church as a social ground to meet potential dates

25. If you're a guy, make sure your hair looks like out of this world
manga type hair

26. If you're a guy, don't be embarassed that your penis is small.
Instead, simply make sure that its size is inversely related to the
loudness of your car engine

27. If you're a girl, make sure your hair is colored with tinges of brown
or red for optimal "coolness."

28. If you're a girl, don't be embarassed about your small chest.
Instead, make sure that its size is inversely related to the amount
of make up on your face

29. If you're a girl, weigh no more than 75 lbs.

30. If you're Korean girl, have eye surgery done so you can look like a
goldfish

31. If you're in a group of 10 or more friends, stare menacingly at all
interracial couples you see.

32. If you're a guy, start having insecurities and complain about the
"theft" of your women

33. If you're a girl... well, Asian men never date interracially anyway

34. Have wispy pubic hair

35. Have a sports car that is lowered that it scrapes the road when you
drive it.

36. Believe in credit cards....especially when they belong to others.

37. Girls: call each other bitch. Guys: call each other bitch.

38. Make sure the clubs you go is predominately asian: that is 96% asian
and the other 4% are the whites being beaten up for macking on asian
chicks.

39. Join a dumbass Korean gang and get the same haircut, the same baggy
suit, and wear a black sunglasses. Curse in Korean all day.

40. Join a dumbass Vietnamese gang and get the same haircut, the same
baggy jeans, and wear a white T-shirt. Curse in Vietnamese all day.

41. Join a dumbass Chinese gang and get the same haircut, the same tight
jeans, and wear a white T-shirt. Curse in chinese all day.

42. Curse about how you're Japanese-American and can't join any of these
dumbass gangs cause there aren't any Japanese around in the first
place.