Blue: How many are in S Club 7??


Blue: What the fuck is oral sex?? Is that when youre on the phone to a girl and ye talk about sex and stuff??


Rick had just acquired a new samsung phone. Blue started boasting about his phone then.
Blue: Samsung all the way. Some phone bi!!
Rick: Your phone is sony ericsson Blue ya fucking retard


Blue: How long since we were in edinburgh?? About 4 weeks ago is it??
Me: You were there last week blue ya retord


Blue: Ive some scratchy toe!!!


Lisa: My yaris looks so lonely over there!
Blue: I told ya sit into my car and your ass wouldnt be so lonely
WTfuckingF Blue like!!!!!!!

It was a crisp winters night. Blue got kicked outa the hub for being a bad dancer. He tried in vain to get back in but his efforts failed miserably. He then resorted to climbing the wall next to Boyles Sports to try and get in the back door. He managed to climb the wall. Blue had never been so happy and proud in all his life. He rang Taxi Man Pat and Road Rage Joan to let them know of his achievement. Just then he realised he was at the wrong side of the river



Blue fainted before when he was getting his hair cut cos he was looking out at the sun. He blames this episode in his life for his lack of a brain

On ash wednesday.
JR: What will we have for dinner?
Blue: Chicken.
JR: Chicken is meat ya retard.
Blue: Its not. Its poultry ya dope. Theyre different


Blue just took off his top.
Rory: Jes youre like a Somalian!
Blue: What the fuck is a Somalian???


We were all just after walking into Geraldines room. Then 2 minutes later,
Blue: Where the fuck does that door lead to??


Blue: Dya know when youre going for a shit and water splashes up and hits you in the ass


Blue: I must learn how to speak scottish so i can talk to girls over there


Blue: I hope the girls in scotland wear nothing under their kilts


Blue: I've got 'Pursuit of Happiness' recorded on sky plus at home.
Dragon: Sounds good, we'll watch that so i suppose.
Blue: Great, where'll we watch it though?
Dragon & Redser: Oh god, did you really just ask that
Blue: Oh ya we have to watch it at my place.
Redser: Crikey you really do suck at being smart!
Dragon: Space Cake!!!


The "lads" shaved a patch in Blues hair when he was buckled. Then they were talking about getting sheehy. Blue could hear them. Suddenly a little girls voice could be heard. It was Blue!!!
Blue: Ye wont get me that easy ye cunts!!
Later the next day Road Rage Joan noticed Blue had been given a haircut


Newbie: Why dont you buy bulmers draught instead of a pint bottle? Its cheaper like.
Blue: Theres more in a pint bottle than there is in a pint.
Newbie: You have ice in your glass as well ya dingis.
Blue: Oh ya i forgot about dat!!!



Blue rang Twomeys home phone. Tashy answered.
Blue: Hello, are you at home???



Me: Watch the pot hole!!!!!!!
Blue drove straight into the pot hole.
Me: I told ya watch out ya flaming mongrel.
Blue: I couldnt see it cos of the puddle



Blue: What the fuck are limbs???


Bank Person: What bank branch are you with??
Blue: Ammm AIB!!!


We were talking about Havanas night club.
Rory: Jes its a huge club isnt it??
Blue: What club?? Liverpool is it??


Blue to Sean: Are you wearing my pants??
Sean a few minutes later: Arent you wearing the pants you were looking for??
Blue was wearing the pants!!


Rory: There was a cavan minor came on for celtic a while ago
Blue: Whats his name??
Rory: Sheridan
Blue: Sounds like an armagh name alright!!!!


The doorbell rang on the tv.
Blue: Begs not getting it!!!



What does GBH stand for???
Blue: Grand theft auto is it???
Everyone laughed and called Blue retarded.
Then Blue said: I thought you said GTH!!


Blue peeled a carrot for the 1st time last week!!
Seanie: Congratulations on peeling your 1st carrot Blue.
Blue: There better not be eggs in it!!!!



Blue: "Why do we call cormac mucky?"
Me: "Cos of his name ya flamin' pillock!"
Blue: "Ha ha, ya right, I'm not believing that anyway...Sure I call everyone mucky!"



Blue: Im lacking malnutrition!!!



Talking about pool tournament in corneys.
Blue: Theres 500euro for the winner is it???
Pat White: Well theres 320euro in the kitty like.
Blue: What??? Whos kitty??? Kitty Heffernen is it???



Me: Jes the lyrics in that song are class!!
Blue: Ya the words are class as well