1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Full Name: Jack Brown
2. Nicknames: Crack, yak, jackatack,
3. Birthday: 1st July 1990
4. Place of Birth: heatherwood
5. Zodiac Sign: Cancer
6. Male or female: Male
7. Grade: 1st year at college
8. College: Bracknell
9. Occupation: Student
10. Residence: Get Out!
11. MSN Screen: hot_boy360@hotmail.com
12. Hair Colour: Blonde then brown with gel!
13. Hair Length: medium, mullet ting!
14. Eye colour: Deep blue
15. Weight: 10 stone
16. Height: about 6ft
17. Braces? no
18. Glasses? no
19. Piercings: One in the ear
20. Tattoos: no
21. Righty or Lefty: Lefty!! Yes!

___Do You Believe In___

22. God: I like to yeah
23. Miracles: Yeah
24. Love At First sight: I think so yeah
25. Ghosts: Confusing but yeah
26. Aliens: Yeah
27. Soul Mates: Hmmm
28. Heaven: Yes
29. Hell: yes
30. Angels: Yes
31. Kissing on The First Date: Suppose, if its the right moment
32. Horoscopes: Na they just list stuff that always happens to people...so everyone thinks yeeaaah it happened!!

__Have you ever______

33. Kissed a Stranger: yes
34. Had Alcohol: HA! yeah
35. Smoked: Yep
36. Ran Away From Home: When i was like five
37. Broken a bone: Arm, Toes, Hand
38. Got an X-ray: Yeah man
39. Broken Someone’s Heart: Um can't say i have, had my heart broken though!
40. Broke Up With Someone: Yes
41. Cried When Someone Died: No, i havent had any close family pass away.
42. Cried At School: Hahaha oh hell yeah...the lessons were killer!


___Currently___

46. Feeling: Relaxed
47. Single or Taken? Single
48. Have a crush: That i do, but she doesnt know it yet
49. Eating: nothing
50. Drinking: nothing
51. Typing: This Blog
52. Online? yes
53. Listening To: Max Graham - owner of a lonely heart HA! sick song
54. Thinking About: Food and getting my hair cut
55. Wanting To: do Get my hair cut and eat
56. Watching: Computer screen
57. Wearing: Jeans, Grey hoody, socks, boxers, t-shirt anything else?

. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Would you hug me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. whats the memory of us yourl never forget?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
19. Anything 2 say b4 u go?