TELL MEE
1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19. Anything 2 say before u go?

1 out of 350,000 Americans get electrocuted in their life.

27% of female lottery winners hid their winning ticket in their bras.

70% of the poor people in the world are female.

An office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet.

on average a person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day.


An average home creates more pollution than does the average car.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

2 barbie dolls are sold every second world wide

At the equator the Earth spins at about 1,038 miles per hour.

The Earth orbits the Sun at a speed of about 108,000 km per hour.

A 13-year-old boy in India produced winged beetles in his urine after hatching the eggs in his body.

Approximately 75% of human shit is made of water.

Being unmarried can shorten a man's life by ten years.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every
year.

On average people fear spiders more than they ! do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

All polar bears are left handed..

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing

...DiS Iz HiLLaRiouS BeLieVe mE...

U kinda have to say these out loud to understand

LERN CHINESE BUT READ IT ALOUD OTHAWISE U WUNT GET IT


*~ thts not right......Sum Ting Wong ~*

*~ Are you harbouring a fugitive?......Hu Yu Hai Ding ~*

*~ See me ASAP.....Kum Hia Nao ~*

*~ Stupid Man......Dum Fuk ~*

*~ Small Horse.....Tai Ni Po Ni ~*

*~ Did you go to the beach?......Wai Yu So Tan ~*

*~ I bumped into a coffee table.....Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni ~*

*~ I think you need a face lift.......Chin Tu Fat ~*

*~ It's very dark in here.....Wao So Dim ~*

*~ I thought you was on a diet.......Wai yu Mun Ching? ~*

*~ This is a tow away zone......No Pah King ~*

*~ Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu! Kum Nao? ~*

*~ Staying out of site........Lei Ying Lo ~*

*~ He's cleaning his automobile....Wa Shing Ka ~*

*~ Your body odor is offensive........Yu Stin Ki Pu ~*

*~ Great....Fa Kin Su Pah ~*