* SALAD DODGER.
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

* SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.

* TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

* BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project
failed, and who was responsible.

* SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then
leaves.

* CUBE FARM.
An office filled with cubicles.

* SITCOMs.
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into
when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the
kids or start a 'home business'.

* SINBAD.
Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

* AEROPLANE BLONDE.
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

* 404.
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message '404 Not Found
meaning that the requested document could not be located.

* AUSSIE KISS.
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

* OH - NO SECOND.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a
BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').

* GREYHOUND.
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

* MILLENNIUM DOMES.
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the
outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

* MONKEY BATH .
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo!
Aa! Aa! Aa!'.

* MYSTERY BUS.
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet
after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so
the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

* MYSTERY TAXI.
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up,
whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed
instead.

* BEER COAT.
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise At
3:00am .

* BEER COMPASS.
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise,
even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here,
and where you've come from.

* TRAMP STAMP
Tattoo on a female

* PICASSO BUM.
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks

1. They have strong fingers
2. They always know when to slow down and speed up
3. They have tremendous stamina and endurance
4. They always wear proper protection
5. They have the fastest 'lap' times
6. They know how to work their tools
7. They Love getting dirty
8. The harder and faster they go the better.
9. They know how to work around tight areas with ease
10. They're always practicing so they can become better

1. Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. What do you think of me? .......
5. Do you have a crush on me?.........
6. Ever had a crush on me?.......
7. Describe me in 3 words........
8. what was your first impression of me?.......
9. do u still think the same?......
10. What reminds u of me?.....
11. If you could giv me anything what would it b?......
12. How well do u know me?......
13. What do you like best bout me? .....
14. Whens the last time u saw me?.....
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u couldnt?......
16. give me a nickname n say why......
17. Are you goin 2 put this on ur blog and c wot i say?...
18. anythin else 2 say? ....
19. whats the funniest thing ive done? ......