THERE WAS A BOY...WHO WAS 17





WHO HAD A CRUSH ON A GURL...







WHO WAS 14...









BUT HE DiDN'T kNOW WHAT TO DO...








SO HE SAiD...









SHOULD i TALK TO HER?...







OR...









SHOULD i JUST KiSS HER?...









BUT THEN HE DECiDED TO TALK TO HER...








AND SO THEY TALKED...









BOY - Hi

GURL - Hi

BOY - WHAT R U DOiN?

GURL - NOTHiN'

BOY - DO U HAVE A BOYFRiEND?

GURL - NO

BOY - DO U WANT ONE?

GURL - HE HAS TO BE NiCE AND SWEET AND NOT SHADY

BOY - DO U LiKE ME?

GURL - NOT REALLY

BOY - OHH...OK

GURL - ARE U MAD?

BOY - NO

GURL - OK




THEN HE LEFT...





AND WENT HOME...







AND FOUND A GUN iN HiS DADS DRAWER...







THEN BEFORE HE WANTED TO KILL HIMSELF HE SAiD...








"GOD LET ME DiE FAST AND EASY"...








THEN HE HEARD A VOiCE THAT SOUNDED LiKE GOD...







GOD - DON'T DO iT'S NOT WORTH iT!

BOY - YES iT iS SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME

GOD - YES SHE DOES

BOY DROPS THE GUN AND SAYS:

"HOW DO U KNOW?"

GOD - BECAUSE iM GOD




AND FADED AWAY...






BUT THE BOY DiD NOT BELiEVE iT...







SO HE PiCKED UP THE GUN AND...








HEARD A VOiCE AGAiN AND SAID:








"STOP LYiNG TO ME" AND SHOT THE GUN AT THE VOiCE...







BUT WHEN HE LOOKED HE SAW THE GURL OF HiS DREAMS DEAD...







HE HAD KiLLED THE GURL...




AND THE GURL HAD CAME TO HiS HOUSE TO TELL HiM THAT SHE WANTED TO GO OUT WiTH HiM...






AND HE SAiD:







"HOW...HOW...HOW COU...COUL....COULD...i , baby im sorry!"






AND THEN HiS DAD CAME iN AND ASKED "WHAT HAPPENED?"






AND THE BOY SAiD:







I...I...KiLLED...HER...



THEN THE BOY PiCKED UP THE GUN AND KiLLED HiMSELF...









iF U LOVE SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT U WOULD DiE FOR THEM

"WAITING FOR YOU" BY JORDAN PRUITT
well i'm not the type
to hand my heart over
thought i was stronger
so i'm wonderin' why
i can't shake this feeling
look what you're doing to me

no i'm not the type, not the type
to move in too quickly
whenever you're near me
i just can't deny
the way that i'm feeling
i don't know what happens to me
i get nervous, i get breathless
when you're here next to me and

(chorus)
some people wait for a lifetime
to feel like this baby
they keep waiting
so lets take a chance
while it's here, while we can
we can make it
but don't keep me waiting for you

on you

well, it's friday night
i just tried to call you
i wonder where you are
is everything alright
i wanna be with you
i wish i could reach you
i wish i could see you right now
i'm so anxious i don't wanna loose you
or loose what we have cause

(chorus)
some people wait for a lifetime
to feel like this baby
they keep waiting
so lets take a chance
while it's here, while we can
we can make it
but don't keep me waiting for you

some people wait
thinking someday they'll find
somethin' better
but i'm not afraid of making mistakes
so i'll, i'll take my chance

some people wait for a life time
to feel like this baby
they keep waiting
so lets take a chance while it's here
we can make it
so don't keep me waiting

(chorus)
some people wait for a lifetime
to feel like this baby
they keep waiting
so lets take a chance
while it's here, while we can
we can make it
so don't keep me waiting for you
for you

Hey, so... um... Nice shoes wanna...
Hump
Bump
Scrump?
Do the horizontal tango
Hit the sac
Get Busy
Do the deed
Say h***o to the one-eyed monster
Do the nasty?

I'm fixen' for fornication
Copulation
Procreation
Babe I will be your s** God
You best prepair yourself
For a v*****l hara**ing of biblical proportions.

I'll see to you
You'll see to me
Call your sis we'll make it three.

Let's make love
Lets play around
Lets get it on.

If it feals so good it can't be wrong

We'll Knock our boots
We'll fool around
Get a little jiggy
I'll Shag you rotten...

Let's f***...

And I'll make you breakfast in the morning