*PARIS QUOTES!!!*
Here is a selection of some of the stupid/funny things that were said while in Paris. They mightn make sense now but at the time they seemed hilarious!...enjoy!

*because its sooooo long you have to click on it to read them all..*

“Fancy meeting you here”..GRAINNE 2 evey1 we met 4m school
AILIS O CONNOR talking about the food in Flunchs..”mine was cold and it had hairs in nit too-chicken hairs!”
Them famous t-shirts in the airport..”Berlin te Fuck!”
PAT talking about Ms O Connors group..”Team fatbox assemble!”
MR.DALY talking about his group…”Wheres my special needs group?”
GRAINNE: “He said he’d do me 4 a fiver!”…she was talking about a portrait,at least we hope she was!
A random EMMA C O CONNOR comment…”Well that what it is,your front bum!
MARK:”How cool is that their sign post light up!i wish ours did..”
MARK:”Look Look!watch the spotlight coming around,there it is!” ELLEN B:”Cool!i wonder does that actually spin around?”
“Sir are ya excitd about the trip?oh yes girls I’m deliriously happy!-MR O NEILL
“Me and Ms O Connor we’re like that,LIKE THAT!!”-GRAINNE,apparently there best buds!
“what is your obsession with her ginger hair??”
“I stole that crepe cos I tout it was shaunas,but fuck it now ive found out it was scoobys!”
“Fish do you ever shave?yeah but it keeps growing back!–MICHEáL
Conversation between MR.MURPHY,ELLEN B and AILIS OC
“sir sir look what we found under our bed,its disgusting ughh and it smells!
“get that away from me!”
“Never mind that we have bigger problems,have you seen our radiator?!”
“What do you call a French man in sandals?Philippe Phloppe!-MUIREANN
MR DALY-“Ive a woeful spanner of a group,I wouldn’t mind but I didn’t even pick them!....eh thanks sir!
MR DALY to FISH after tour guide explains he doesn’t have very good English..”Byrne it doesn’t matter to you cos you don’t speak English anyway”
TOUR GUIDE to FISH:”Speak Slowly!”
PRESS CONFERENCE IN STADE DE FRANCE!
EMMA C to DENIS K-“is it true that you were in a derry girls room last night?the night before a game? i deny any accusations on that matter!“
PAT and BARRY-“How does it feel to lose all the time?eh how does it feel o b on the sideline all the time?”
Somebody to DENIS?”Does your Size affect your game?”
FISH in massage room at stade de france_”I’m going to sleep and when I wake up there better be a girl on top of me!”
CAMPBELL in stade de france”like I spend all my time at home in hospitals and then I come here and ger a tour of a medical centre!”
SARAH ROCHE-“OMG look at the car wash for trains!”
MR DALY-“lads assemble under the sign,O Connor someone will give you a leg up!”
MR DALY to ALIS-“alright small one?”
SR. GER before she got into a photo with us-“its alright girls,I washed this morning!”
SR GER in the Lourve-“My God, if ye see one more penis!”
MR MURPHY when he met us in shopping centre “Fancy meeting ye here girls”…and then GRAINNE in a very shocked state..”Omg he just stole my line!”
CATHAL- “that’s the death train-you get on it gets off!”
ELLEN B-“Yes!32 people in the bedroom!will we ring around all the rooms and invite more?”CLARE FINN-“no we don’t want a crowd!”
CATHAL- “everybody a round of agghh jasons!”
MS O CONNOR- “ailis told me not to go on space mountain…GRAINNE “ah miss go on, your still young!
MUIREANN- “Everybody,look what mark got his mammy!”and everybody replyd with “AWWHHH!”
AOIFE DOLAN-“Look at the high school musical blanket I bought…eh Aoife that’s a towel!”
“sir are ya going on Space mountain again?”-“I cant ive to go with the older ones!”MR MURPHY
Conversation between MARK and AILIS after Disney
M:”lads I’m quare tired I feel hungover! A:”Mark I think you overdosed on happiness!” M: “oh no im gona be depressed for the next week now!

The reason i get up in the morning!

Geraldine doesnt have the patience of a saint,saints have the patience of Geraldine!

Geraldine has counted to enfinity...twice!

Carslberg dont do Geraldine Buttles,but if they did they'd probably be the best Geraldine Buttles in the world.

Whats that in the sky?is it a bird?is it a plane?NO!its Geraldine Buttle!

Whats that coming over the hill,is it monster?NO!its Geraldine Buttle!

Geraldine Buttle dosent have the Lynx affect,the Lynx affect has Geraldine Buttle!

Live life to the power of Guinness Geraldine Buttle!

Sun holiday: 600 euro
Porche:60,000 euro
Mansion in D4:6,000,000 euro
On da beer with Geraldine Buttle: priceless!

Geraldine Buttle...how do you eat yours?

1. Full Name:clare joanne molly finn
2. Nicknames: finn,fun,lanky
4. Place of Birth: wexford general
5. Zodiac Sign: scorpio
6. Male or Female: female
7. Grade: goinin2 4th yr!
8. School: FCJ Bunclody
9. Occupation: daddy's lil girl..it pays well
10. Residence: Pottersway
11. MSN Screen Name: clarefun
12. Hair Color: ash-blonde-ish
13. Hair Length: medium length,layered,scutty ponytail!
14. Eye color: blue
15. Weight: wudnt u like 2 know!!
16. Height: 5'8?
7. Braces?: nope!
18. Glasses?: nope!
19. Piercings: My ears!
20. Tattoos: soon 2 be 1 on my wrist!
21. Righty or Lefty: righty!can write with my left duh 2!

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Aoife..how sad...!
23. First Award: Wheelbarrow race in 1st class..me n emma kicked ass!!!
24. First Sport: camogie,and i was made do it !
25. First pet: a cat!
26. First Real Vacation: Kilarney
27. First Concert: childline i tink!
28. First Love: Steven gerrard..still do!

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Pirates of da carribean!
30. TV programme: Greys Anatomy n Home and Away
31. Colors: Orange,yellow,red,green,grey n black
32. Rapper: 50 cent
33. Band: The Fratellis
34. Song Right Now: Fantasy-Blizzards,Baby Fratellis-The Fratellis and Fergies new 1!
36. Sweet: ice-cream....mmmmmmmmmm
37. Sport to Play: im torn between camogie/soccer/football
38. Restuarant: Dragon Heen..food is orgasmic!!!
39. Favorite brand: watever looks good!
40. Store: River Island,TopShop,Stradivarious an H&M
41. School Subject: History,Maths,Irish and my fav..games!
42. Animal: dogs..love my lil mollers!!
43. Book: Now magazine count??
44. Magazine: Now,17 and Cosmo!
45. Shoes: H&M slip runners!
46. Feeling: hungry actually!
47. Single or Taken? free 2 mingle wit da singles !
48. Have a crush? Ann O'Conner,but i did her already..haha emma !
49. Eating: ice-cream i wish!
50. Drinking: Coke/Lucozade
51. Typing: ?
52. Online?: stupid question!
53. Listening To: Fantasy
54. Thinking About: food,next saturday nite..wat state ill be in 4 my match sunday !
55. Wanting To: eat somtin!!
56. Watching: The screen in front of me!
57. Wearing: trackie n ireland rugby jersey!

___Your Future__

58. Want Kids?: maybe!
59. Want to be Married?: ya but way way in da future!!
60. Careers in Mind: PE,History teacher/lecturer,historian,bein a specialist garda(drugs unit,traffic corp,sports phycologist or sometin 2 do with sports!!
61. Where do you want to live: America 4 a while den cum back home!
62. Car: Mini-cooper,Golf,Focus or watever!

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: depends!
64. Hair length: Not too long, not too short..medium!!
65. Eye color: big stand out eyes!!
66. Measurments: Taller than me anyway!!
67. Cute or Sexy: somewhere in between!
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes!
70. Short or Tall: defo tall!
71. Easygoing or serious: easy-going but serious wen needs 2 be!
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous!
73. Fatty or Skinny: athletic?
74. Sensitive or Loud: neither....shud b sound!
75. Hook-up or Relationship: depends on da guy..but probably hook up!
76. Sweet or Caring: in between!
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Not too bold, not too good!!

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yup!
79. Had Alcohol: me?no not never...
80. Smoked: once
81. Ran Away From Home: tempted but no!
82. Broken a bone: Yep!
83. Got an X-ray: yep!
84. Broken up with someone: yep!
85. Broken Someones Heart: Dunno?
86. Cried Because of Someone Else: ya because dey died!
87. Cried When Someone Died: yup!
88. Cried At School: ya..my cat died b4 i went 2 skull 1 mornin in high in fants!

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: dunno!
90. Miracles: wen i have 2!
91. Love At First sight: eh....not really!!
92. Ghosts: Yyup!
93. Aliens: No!
94. Soul Mates: kinda-ish!
95. Heaven: sort-of-ish,i like 2 think der is!
96. Hell: never taught about it,but im fucked if it is!!
97. Angels: yup