The Moose started laughing, and he said
"Yes Edward, everyone is going to die and I shall be a moose"
Bella was trying to get into the room but couldn’t and she started crying, Edward heard her crying and said
"Bella don't cry"
Then Ginny came along with her flamethrower and grinned like a maniac.
"Don't worry; I'll burn the door down for you!!"
Then Abbie came along and said
"Ginny shove off!!! I'll use MY flamethrower and burn down the door"
Ginny walked off in a huff, angry that Abbie got in front of her. Meanwhile just as Abbie was about to burn down the door, a massive explosion made it break into a million pieces.
"What the hell?!?" Bella and Abbie cried in unison. They looked through the gigantic hole in the wall where the door used to be to see Ginny standing outside of the school with a GEP gun.
"Ha!" she cried out in victory. "Howzaat Bitches?!?!"
Edward was outraged, with a snarl he attacked on Ginny
Abbie and Bella were confused and horror-struck as to why he had done this!
"Edward?" Bella yelled "What are you doing?"
"BITCH STOLE MY GEP GUN!!" Roared Edward as he swung his fists in another frenzied attack.
Abbie just started to laugh, because watching Ginny being beaten up was SO funny. Edward suddenly stopped beating up Ginny, and said
“What is it that is SO funny?”
“Nothing, I swear” Edward wasn’t falling for it, as he leaped for Abbie!
Then Abbie disappeared as Edward tried to attack her and she re-appeared in a different place.
"Dude, wtf?" Ginny asked through her swollen lips.
"I don't know" Abbie replied, looking as confuzzled as everyone else.
“Hello Abbie” said a voice behind them; they turned around to see…
“Vincent?!” she asked “Vincent Ladstone!?”
“The one and only” he replied then Abbie ran to embrace him
“What are you doing here?” she finally asks after a minute of silence
“Well…” he said facing Edward “I was saving for from him” then Vincent growled towards Edward!
Then a voice interrupted them both. It was the moose; he projected his voice so he could be heard from the crumbling classroom.
"Heeeeey!" It yelled.
Vincent and Edward looked up from each other and stared at the talking moose head through the hole in the wall.
"I'm sorry to break up this little 'love fest', but this story IS supposed to be about ME you know..."
"He’s right,” agreed Ginny.
“Well, yeah he is right, but he’s not that interesting” said Bella
“She is right as well” Abbie nodded in agreement
“Oh,” the moose began to cry “do you not think that I am very interesting?”

To be continued again....

Mr Moose was a very clever moose, because he was magical. He lived his life in the biology room of twilight
Today, the moose decided to sing a little song during Edward's biology class and it went a little something like this...
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts!"
Then Edward turned his head to the moose and said to him
“Oh magical moose quiet or I shall kill you, no wait too late!” Then the moose said to him
“Oh, that’s funny, really!”
Edward said "Yes it is. Youuuuuuuuuuuuu silly moose!" pointing at the moose and laughing in a hysterical manner. In doing so, he earned many confused looks from his fellow class mates and the teacher. Then his biology teacher said
“Edward, it there something you would like to share with everyone?”
“Umm…” he said “I like cheese?”
“Ok Edward, I’ll see you after class” and the teacher carried on with the lesson
After class Edward went up to the teacher and told him
"I'm sorry, but I just really like cheese." He then fluttered his eyes wildly at the teacher thinking that he could use his vampire charm to get out of the classroom, away from the annoying magical moose.
But the magical moose wouldn’t let him leave he cried out
“Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo” and shut and locked the door to the biology class room both Edward and the teacher were trapped, the teacher began to scream! Hearing all the noise Bella ran to the door and called
“Edward, Edward, what’s going on?”
Edward screamed
“We’re all gonna die!!”

To be continued....

DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNN...

There once was a moose called 'the twilight moose he lived in a forest until he was killed and forced to live on the biology room on twilight!
Little did the school know, that it was actually a magic moose and it wasn't actually dead but instead, it watched the classes every day and occasionally yelled out the word 'MOOSE' now and then.
One day while in this room...a beautiful vampire named Edward Cullen got very thirsty...and needed blood...
so he turned his hungry head to the magic moose and asked
”oh great and almighty magic moose, what should I do?"
The magic moose replied, don’t worry Edward, there will b a girl arriving soon...her name is Bella Swan, she will be very tasty!”
Then all of a sudden, Abbie runs into the room and yells "I’m Bella! Take me Edward!!!!" Edward was very pleased that he didn’t have to kill Bella coz he fell in love with her, so instead he ate Abbie she was very tasty!