V1 DEAN
prostitute of only 18 she had some trouble wit the law they were always out to get cause she"d be fucking someone else
I drove for miles and miles and wound up at your corner
ive had you so many times but some how i want more
C1 CLAIRE
He dont mind spending all his cash as long as he gets to fuck my gash
i look for the men with the crooked smiles and ask them if they want to play awhile
C2 CLAIRE & DEAN
AND SHE WILL BE FUCKED AND SHE WILL BE FUCKED

V2 DEAN
Steam on my window clothes on my floor cause ive been fucking a dirty whore
i no i used to be so insecure i don't mind paying anymore
V2 CLAIRE
Its not always anal and doggy style its money that helps me to cum
My vadge is full and my ass is always open cum anytime you want

C1 CLAIRE
He dont mind spending all his cash as long as he gets to fuck my gash
i look for the men with the crooked smiles and ask them if they want to play awhile
C2 CLAIRE & DEAN
AND SHE WILL BE FUCKED AND SHE WILL BE FUCKED

V3 DEAN
I know where we hide all alone in my car if i pay the good cash shell go really far i no that goodbye means nothing at all cause i no shell back everytime i call yeah Steam on my window clothes on my floor cause ive been fucking a dirty whore
i no i used to be so insecure i don't mind paying anymore

C1 CLAIRE
He dont mind spending all his cash as long as he gets to fuck my gash
i look for the men with the crooked smiles and ask them if they want to play awhile
C2 CLAIRE & DEAN
AND SHE WILL BE FUCKED AND SHE WILL BE FUCKED

mr muligan:i cant belive im having this conversation with 2nd year students!
rose:so your tellin me its a sin to wear a condom during sex?
mr muligan:yes its is roseanne!!


haha this isnt really somthing that did happen..its something that always happens... beating up nicole!! lol

In free geography with that ging sub...(writin a note to sarah or something)
''well sarah im sitin her listening to one of the most uglyest gingers i av ever laid my eyes on i cant belive how ugly she is.like who does she think she is... oh wait shes givin out to amy wait this is pricless... oh amy got an instant slip..anyway were was i..?oh ye shes one fucking horror to look at!!!

me and nicol in mrs powers classmg nicole haha she looks like a horse...
mrs power:use to this is the last time
me and nicole(continueous giggling)
mrs power:two girls at the front i want a two page eassy in the staff room monday morning on the importants of school rules!!
me:hahaha nicole shes fukn gas!!!!!
nicole:ha im not fukin doing that i wasnt even talkin!!!
monday morning.....nicole:rose did u do that eassy?
rose:no!!!did u!?
nicole:ye bu i basically said that i didnt deserv to av that punishmentcas i was doing atn!!







rose:sake that perverted arsehole i hate him,blonde with the fukn dubes arsehle omg i hate him hah ginger etc etc.....(high pitched voice)hey look the 11 bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!haha

mel:and then omg omg really no way omg omg omg and she was rite there omg (mels eyebrows are unbelivabley high at this point)haha still high,and she stares into the ersons eyes listening in astonishment haha

cara+rose:are backs are arched like an old grannys)now girls dont get BOGGED DOWN on this is very simple once you get to no it,listen just look at it lik...(stares at us)girls is there problem?no?ok just look at it like this(turning her to hands around eachother)<<haha mrs o sulivan ye travler

rose:shut the fuck up everybody just listen to mr o reilly!ah your such idiots a six year old could learn irish as easy as this!mr o reilly imitatin me)ah im going crazy(throwing his hands in the air)<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<haha true story they are the exsect words used!


mrs listen(with her lisp and stutter):ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh girls will ye be quite!(stares at us tryin to look angry) now this is the last time i no the bell went but your going to watch me walk out of the classroom!(she walks out the classroom slamin the door behind her)class brakes there shite laughin,she comes bk in realising she forgot her ruler and walks out again!haha


mrs listen: (rose gives mrs listen a big dirty look)roseanne is everything ok have you got a problem?rose:NO!mrs listek then girlssssss get out your buks,marykate can you give me the annnnn the annnnn the anSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 SSS


sarah falls off her chair in mrs listens class
mrs listen stares at her lukn like an idiot
sarah:im sorry i no i dont eman it but sorry!


sara:madam suadry when are we going to have SEX EDUCATION!?
madam suadry(lookin puzzled):em thats not for a while now sara....



madam suadry:now roseanne what is the anwser to number 6?
rose:em...... como?(madam suadry stares at rosethinkn shes an idit
madam suadry:no rosanne thats no the anwser!



rose+laura:lstening to the ipod walkn down the halways in style,
mrs kelly:rosanne and laura what are yous doing!!!?
rose+laura sorry haha walk off


kitty+rose+ruthk where going to spy on stacy,now stick together!ruth pushes stacy by accident
stacy:em sorry did you just push me?ruth egt bk her i will break every bone in your body if you ever push me again
ruth is onthe stairs thinkin its a joke in laughter:stacy i wont!
stacy:ye whatever be sure it dsnt( starts kickin ruth)
rose+kitty are up a floor watchin all this in laughter while tryin to find a way to get ruth outa there!<<hahastacy your going down!


rose+nicole in maths at the bk): nicolemg roseanne my

Stupid things we've sed in mayo (mainly roseanne!):

Roseanne: whats the mac in mac and cheese?

Roseannes dad: *fart noise* oup.

ciara and Mel: 'hey do remember that time we went out on the boat fishing?' 'no...' 'yeah either do i...'

Video Shop Guy: 'oh its U again, what do u find so great about Sleepover?' ciara: its an inspiration!!' VSG: 'i wont ask...'

Roseanne: ' ill have a capicino' ciara: 'yeah and ill hav a punky...'

ciara Roseanne Mel and Raymo: yeh were the yancy team!! WOOHOO!!'

Canoeing instrutor: 'ok lift on 3...3!'

Roseanne: 'sht! i think i just sat in bird period'

Roseanne:'woah thats the prettiest rock ive ever seen'

Roseanne:'lets get it on, ahhhhh lets get i on... AHHHHHH fck AHHHHHH BASTARDS!!!!!'

Video Shop Guy: (were about to get Sleepover) 'ok theres a problem'
ciara, Mel and Rosie: 'WHAT?? O GOD...DONT TELL US U DONT HAV SLEEPOVER!!!! O MY GOD THIS CANT B HAPPENING!!!!!!
VSG: 'no its ok, we hav sleepover, u just owe 2 euro coz u were late bringin it back the last time.'
ciara: 'o thank god...i almost passed out..dont scare us like that! its not funny!'
VSG: 'em ok...anyway heres ur beloved sleepover...enjoy....'

Roseanne: 'ok Ciara just come over to that rock rite there, rite there. ok now look, its just THAT rock, its rite there!. ok, see that beach over there, lets just go over there.ok lets walk on the beach for a while, its a really nice little beach. no Ciara wait, just paddle in the water for a while. do ya wanna get in for a swim?
ciara: 'oh fck u rosie im goin home! ahahahha'

why are we feeling cheese??


!BANK!



look at my lolliepop its so funny



that sounds g..g...gr.....gr...gre.....gr SWELL!



KEEP DE YOKE!



(mel):do you no whats so funny!?when roseanne says 'ye no whats so funny'then tells a joke that isnt funny??
roseanne:ye just like that one...haha laughed at haha



rose:aww whats that song before this one??
mel:you got to got to got to have a little tenderness!!!!!!!!!



hey fatty,wana dopnute fat face ye im sure you do fatty hey fatty why dont yoiu ge som where and be fatty fatty fat fat fat fat fatster thats right fatty just walk off fat boy!


aw great ...now my sandcastle has breast cancer!






ok thats enuf for no, theres more, but ill type them up later! (by the way note im not quoteing any Sleepover lines coz if i as to quote funny ones, ID B QUOTEING THE HOLE MOVIE!! i love u yancy...)