[x] Name: Eoghainn
[x] Birthplace: Bellshill
[x] Current Location: south uist
[x] Eye Color: blue
[x] Hair Color: brown
[x] Righty or Lefty: Right
[x] Zodiac Sign: cancer

-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
[x] Pepsi or coke: Pepsi
[x] McDonalds or Burger King: burger king
[x] Single or group dates: Single Dates
[x] Adidas or Nike: Adidas
[x] Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
[x] Cappuccino or coffee: coffee

-----------------DO YOU------------------
[x] Smoke: yup
[x] Take a shower: yup
[x] Have a crush(es): Crush
[x] Who are they: Suzette Malcolm
[x] Do you think you have been in love?: I Know i Am
[x] Want to go to HIGHER college: yup
[x] Like high school: ye
[x] Want to get married: ye
[x] Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: w/
[x] Believe in yourself: I Do, i jus pinched mysel so im real
[x] Get motion sickness: no
[x] Think you are a health freak: Nope
[x] Get along with your parents: ye
[x] Play an instrument: Guitar an drums

-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
[x] Flown on a plane: in a plane yes
[x] Missed school because it was raining?: nop
[x] Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: Yh
[x] Cried during a Movie?: yup
[x] Ever thought an animated character was hot?: pocahontas
[x] Had an imaginary friend: nop
[x] Had crush on a teacher?: Yes
[x] Been caught "doing something": yup
[x] Been called a tease: yup
[x] Been in a fight: yup
[x] Shoplifted: ................

-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
[x] Number of BOYfriends / GIRLfriends you have had: duno
[x] Number of people I could trust with my life: sue, clark
[x] Number of CDs that I own: duno
[x] Number of tattoos: None
[x] Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: enough
[x] Number of things in my past that I regret:

---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
[x] Yourself: Yh
[x] Your friends: Yh
[x] Santa Claus: Obv lol
[x] Tooth Fairy: hahayes
[x] Destiny/Fate: Something Round They Lines
[x] Angels: No
[x] Ghosts: I Think So
[x] UFO s: No
[x] God: Yes

--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
[x] Do you ever wish you had another name?: Yes, i Hate My Name
[x] Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: Yes
[x] Do you like anyone?: My girl sue
[x] Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: no1 anymor
[x] Who have you known the longest of your friends?: i duno
[x] Are you close to any family member?: Alot
[x] Who do you hang around the most?: sue, megan, kevin, karl, ders a long list
[x] When have you cried the most: at a sad tym
[x] Whats the best feeling in the world?: seeing sue smile
[x] Worst Feeling?: When Krystal Cries

---------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
[x] Cried: no
[x] Worn jeans: Yh
[x] Met someone: no
[x] Drove a car: No
[x] Talked on the phone: Yh

-----------------OPPOSITE SEX------------------
[x] Best eye color: Blue
[x] Best hair color: Dark
[x] Short or long hair: longish
[x] Best height: 5.6
[x] Best weight: Fit
[x] Best first date location: Vatersay Boys Lol

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he couldn't stand still. He asked Father Murphy for some advice. Father Murphy replied, "When I'm worried about gettin' nervous on the pulpit, I take a wee bit o' whiskey. Just to calm my nerves." So the next Sunday he took the older priest's advice. Before the mass, he got nervous and took a drink. He then proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door:

1. A few sips of whiskey. Not the whole bottle.

2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Senior, Junior, and the Spook.

8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.

9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say "He was stoned off his ass."

10. We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!

11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body"; he did not say, Eat me."

12. The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the, "Mary with the Cherry".

13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yea God"

14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Patrick's, not a patrick-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
Imagine that!

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!

Is There a Ring of Debris
around Uranus?
Whaaat??

Panda Mating Fails;
Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work
after Death
No-good, good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!

Juvenile Court to Try
Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!

War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly,
It May Last Awhile
You think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;
Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!

Man Struck By Lightning:
Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge

New S tudy of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!

Astronaut Takes Blame for
Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts
Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by
7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?