FAN: Rampage, did you always think you were gonna be a fighter?
RAMPAGE: "hell no, I thought I was gonna be a porn star!"

Interviewer: Quinton. What do you think Igor can do to
beat you?
Quinton Jackson: I think he can knock me the fuck out!
That's what I think!

"I'd rather fight Arona cause I don't know him and he's in
the fucking video game and I'm not."

Quadros: Do you feel slighted that you have to fight a "stronger" fighter in the Grand Prix than Wanderlei?
Jackson: Slighted!? shit don't use big words Im only a fighter.

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm." -Tyson again

"We're gonna hand out beatings and lollipops....looks like we're out of lollipops" -Chris Leben

The now passed away Ryan Bennett calling Tank vs. Cabbage II:
"I don't know if Tank can knock out Cabbage. That's going to be the interesting poin...OH Good Right Hand!...Tank Drives Cabbage to the ground...Cabbage is out!...That's It!...Tank has knocked out Cabbage!...Tank has knocked out Cabbage!"

Phil Baroni on Minowa x2.
"I know he is a punk, he has a mullet, he wears speedos...I don't want him to touch me"
"Let's fucking trade, bitch"

A quote from Randleman about Tito:
Reporter: Do you have anything else you want to say?
Randleman: Fuck yeah, I do, Tito is a Fucking bitch and if he says one fucking word I'll get on a plane tonight and fly out to Huntington Beach and beat his fucking ass!
(Luckily for Tito, Chuck beat Randleman before any of this went down eh?
No wonder Tito was hugging Chuck after that fight )

"Dana White is an egomaniac Uncle Fester looking knucklehead"
-Frank Shamrock

"I'm gonna finish him with a ground and pound. You can take and tell that to Crocop"- Magomedov
"Just like Mark Coleman did, right?"- Crocop

"This is where I punch him and Break his Liver!" - Bas

"I want to fuck, .......um........ I want to fight Chuck Liddell" - Wandy

"We have been waiting for this our entire lives" - Mike Goldberg on every fight

Trigg: Is that why you lost Rampage? Because you were so mentally focused and in the zone like Michael Jordan used to call it... is that the reason you can't remember Rampage?
Rampage: I think the main reason I can't remember is because I got knocked out.

"WFA? Whats that? I thought this was UFC...I quit" - Jason Miller, WFA post fight interview.

"I felt like I was being raped by Freddy Mercury" -Tank on his fight with Dan Severn

"Don't call me a loser in front of my mom!" - Forrest

Frank Shamrock: Ohhhh huge knee!
Mike Goldberg: Big knee!
Frank Shamrock: That was a huge knee!
Mike Goldberg: That knee was big!

Stephen Quadros: How long have you had that mustache?
Don Frye: Since I was 5. I got it from my mom's side of the family. She's not a pretty woman.

Stephen Quadros: Will you have to win in a strategic way or in a violent way?
Mirko Filopovic: I'm afraid I will have to do it in a violent way

Rampage Jackson is easy to quote. He says some funny stuff.

Rampage: "When I win the PRIDE belt, I'm going to do everything with the PRIDE belt. When I'm playing video games, I will play with the PRIDE belt. When I'm taking a shit, I am gonna take it with the PRIDE belt. When I'm fucking, Im gonna fuck with the PRIDE belt." (He meant that he would have sex with the belt on, not have sex with the actual belt itself, LOL.)

Rampage: "That money would look GOOD in my pocket. I want the money. You know what I could do with that money? You don't know what I could do with that money. I could do some THANGS with that money"

Rampage: "Training's been good. I've been drinkin' less, playin' less video games. So, tell Chuck to suck in that gut, put his hands up, and do his shit."

And, this quote is posted in the guestbook from Rampage Jackson's official fan website: "FUCK YOU FANS KNOW EVERYTHING! SHIT IM GONNA START LOOKING OVER MY

Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian

"Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there."
- Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

Evey: Who are you?
V. : Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey: Well I can see that.
V. : Of course you can, I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey: Oh, right.
V. : But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey: Are you like a crazy person?
V. : I’m quite sure they will say so.