()smoked a cigarette
() smoked a cigar
( ) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) drank alcohol
(x) are/been in luv
() shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) done weed
() been in hospital
( ) had an operation
(x) been in a fist fight
() snuck out of a parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
() made out with a stranger
( ) gone out on a blind date
(x) had a crush on an older person
() skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
() seen someone/something die
() had/have a crush or liked on one of ur BEBO friends.
( ) been to Paris
( ) been to Spain
(x) been on a plane
() thrown up from drinking
() been thrown up on
(x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
() met someone BECAUSE of BEBO
(x) been mosh pitting
( ) been in an abusive relationship
() taken pain killers
(x) wanted someone who you cant have
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x ) made a snow angel
(x) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
( x) gone tobogganing
(x) cheated while playing a game.
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
( ) used a fake/someone else's ID
(x) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake .... does questicon count????
() killed a snake
(x) been tickled
() had a hickey
(x) been robbed/vandalized
() robbed someone
() been misunderstood
(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
(x) had detention
() been in a car/motorcycle/4-wheeler accident
( ) had/have braces
() eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
() had deja vu
(x) danced in the rain
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
( ) pole danced...
() questioned your heart
() been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
( x) been to the opposite side of the world
(x) swam in the ocean
() felt like you were dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
() played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sang karaoke
() paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) kissed in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care/cared about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
() have travelled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
() had a wish come true
(x ) worn pearls
(x) jumped off a bridge
() screamed "penis/dick" in class
(x) swimming with dolphins
(x) got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube
(ew) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
(x) Sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night nearly... nearly theres no nearly you either do or you don't
(x) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) fell out of a tree
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
( x) have/had more than 30 pairs of shoes throughout your life
( ) gone streaking
( ) gone to jail
() played chicken... is that what they're callin it these days??
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been easily amused
() caught a fish then ate it.
( ) made a porn video
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
() mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
() slept naked
( ) had a 3some
( x) French braided someone’s hair
() gone skinny dipping in a pool
() been kicked out of your house
(x) Rode a roller coaster
(x) went scuba-diving/snorkelling
( x) had a cavity
() made yourself throw up
() Black-mailed someone
() been black mailed

I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your damn chain letters over the past few years. Yes, thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of what's left of my heart for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.

* Because of your concern...I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

* I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

* I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

* I live in constant fear that Tom will decide to delete my profile and Shut myspace down...therefore rendering me completely unable to live another day without a friend request..

* I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

* I no longer use margarine because it's one molecule away from being plastic.

* I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

* I no longer date the opposite sex because they will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. (Geez, the BIBLE did not mention it works that way!)

*I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about
to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).

* I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the
$15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

* Yes, I want to thank all of you soooooooo much for looking out for me!

* I will now return the favor.

* If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60 seconds, a large bird with diarrhoea will crap on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your armpits. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's 8th husband's 2nd cousin's 3rd husband's ex-wife's mother's beautician!

Have a great Day!

ONE...
If you're ugly,
Stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.

TWO...
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

THREE...
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.

FOUR...
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.

FIVE...
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.

SIX...
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.

SEVEN...
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

EIGHT...
Little year 5's who have bebo
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.

NINE...
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

TEN...
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).

ELEVEN...
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight," It's not real, retards. People with no fucking lives write those things and drag us all down with them.

This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.

"Like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnyt and if you do at midnight your true love will..." Shut the fuck up. Nothing will ever happen.