"WHAT HAPPENS IN POLAND STAYS IN POLAND!"
"AAH MY EYES!"
"they must be heated"
"PIGEON FIGHT!"
"the pigeons AARRE comin..."
"passport? you know, em, passaportay?"
"TRINNERS FOR WINNERS!"
"they're rele middle in the mingin..."
"je m'apelle-a niamh-a"
"merci bien!"
"clare. what."
"green green field"
"great great ski"
"mr mcardle, i am NOT peeing in a bush!"
"mee wo mee man!"
"so if im like this, with my head between my ears..."
"alkohole!"
"meblowy?!"
"emerald hur"
"can i spray some stuff in you?"
"its goin down!"
"as a matter of fact, the airport's in czechobluhblahbluh"
"oh wait, i know italian! swimming pool sword please!"
"you dildo"
"PUSH niamh, PUSHH!"
"lower colon"
"my whole area is minty and i cant even lick it off!"
"MR MC CARTHY I GLUED MY EYES SHUT!"
"twenty four twenty four TWENTY FOURR"
"someone is going to mess with your head... CLARE!"
"its killing me its killing me... its killing me softly..."
"ok, DONT chew on velcro"
"hallo hallo hallo weeeeeeeeeeeeeen!"
"just like bashing moles..."
"its just like a mint ball"
"just stink it, just stink your hand!"
"kate conheeney gets around, she is so sound, i like to eat the trees, but only when there is a big breeze.."
"you'd think that mine would fall over, but it actually doesnt!"
"you KNOW what small hands signify..." "small gloves?"
"niamh is such a sap..." *alarm clock falls*
"i dont do casual"
*emer looks at kate conheeney's passsport photo* "mmm!"
"i took my belt off three years and my trousers fell down" *everyone laughs* "thats not funny"
"its only €2 for one scoop of ireland!"
"rolos from polands wud be special" "yeah, they'd be like... polos..."
"i've a mars bar for halfway through the flight, just to keep me company..."
"hey look! POLAND!"
"clean, CLEAN!" *strokes table*
"its not even a mint, its like... a PEAR" "yeah, a pear..."
"third nose itch. you lose." "do you want me to get sick all over you? do you ACTUALLY want minty sick ALL OVER YOU?!?!"
"pull it" "niamh, you said you wouldnt do it" "no! i said i wouldnt say pull my finger. i said 'pull it', so it could be ANYTHING..."
"it'd be funnier if we dropped them in her ear..."
"wow... im a gorilla..."
"whats in that grave?" "YER MAAA"
"niamh, give up" "dont tell her to give up, or she'll NEVER give up!" "ok. niamh, give up"
(gummy bear) "i hate you kate. i hate you. i want to rip your heart... IN TWO"
"i dont want to sleep... im scared of what you'll DO to me..."
"i want to sex you up."
"see you in the morning, chocolate..." "bear!"

1.Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. when and how did we meet?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

I'm gonna shave me back (YEAH)
And then I’m gonna wax me sack and crack (YEAH)
I will be smoother than yer man 2pac (YEAH)
‘Cept I’m not dead and I am not black (YEAH)

Take em' to the bridge Sheila

Duffy Babe… (YEAH?)
I ring ye on line two… every daaaay (YEAH?)
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave (WHA Sheila?)
I’d trim yer beard for you my Joe Duff-aaaaayy! (YEAH?)

Come here girl
Ring me back
I’ll make ye whine
On Liveline
When I talk I’ll make ya swoon
Good Afternoon
I see yer wearin that thong
Yer very welcome along
And get your sexy on

Who’s Yer Sexy Joe?

I'm bringing Sexy Chat (YEAH)
Better than Gerry, Marian or Pat (YEAH)
All other talk shows are a load of Crap (YEAH)
I do me show wearing just a jock-strap (YEAH)

Take em' to the bridge

Joooo-ey Duuuuuf… (YEAH?)
You are so sexy, and ye are so tough (YEAH?)
I’m thinking of ye- in yer hairy buff (WHA Sheila?)
It drives me crazy when ye cut me offf (YEAH?)

Joe, take me to the chorus

Come Here girl
Talk to Joe
Look at my bare feet
ohhhh… look at my toe
Take ye to the Canteen
In RTE
Buy ye some chips
Give us a kiss
Who’s Yer Sexy Joe?