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Orla Mc Carthy
- we're such pregnant hobos!!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- awh...no more greek sunshine its kinda sad really...back to reality and irish rain...ahhh well atleast iv got some of the cheap greek booze to keep me goin
ohhhhh back to college on the 21st..awh its the big bad second year! and i do not intend to be in anyway more mature or responsible than i was last year....ahh this should be fun!
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- ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING with audrey hepburn! amelie, any and every disney film, the breakfast club, the illusionist, old school, amazing grace, zoolander, a very long engagement, attonment, enchanted, pan's labryinth, superbad, inside im dancing, penelope, last king of scotland, dirty dancin, indiana jones, star wars, team america, anchorman, wanted, high school musical i dont care if its ridiculously cheesy its amazing!
- SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...and a world without chocolate in it
- me likey
- MY FRIENDS...both the old timers who have been with me through everytin and anytin and the new college buds who are legends too! , hugs, the roost! gaeilge cause im cool like that... shopping, skipping lectures and stayin in the su, kissing , payday at work , alcohol....il drink anythin aslong as its cheap or strong...preferably both...., summer , christmas, chocolate, dancing in the rain, my birthday, shoes, rollercoasters, 3 yoyos for fosters in the su ohh yeah...2 weeks in greece this summer...can i gedda hell yeah?!
- me no likey
- bein sick, exams..and studyin for exams.... really ugly people who think theyr the shit and dedicate albums on bebo to pictures of themselves when the reality is that they're dogs! actually going to lectures, hangovers.. antibiotics which stop me from drinking that shit is not cool!, the loss of slevins at lunch everyday with the most random losers who i love and stupid college essay assignments grrr.....baaad drunken flashbacks that you wish you hadn remebered, 'insufficent funds' when i go to the banklink....when my shoes get wet in the rain and then its all cold brrrrr!!
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bear in mind if u werent in our house then you wont find them funny....also.....if you wernt in our house hate that cause nora was a ledge!!
••so there I was watchin porn…as you do!
••A nun….gettin it up the bum
••Does he play the drums??
Did he buy the drums especially
••A nun….gettin it up the bum
••It looks like a tampon…EWWWW don’t touch it
••If Barbie was a real person she’d have to walk on four legs cause her booobs are so big
Is that why cows walk on four legs?? No its cause theyr fuckin cows!
••This is ruth
No Catherine…. Im orla
••Ha cooootichie woooootichie woooo
••The dryer in the changin room in the colaiste
••I wonder what it would be like if you wer two inches high…like ya know…as high as your head!
••Cause shes a butch lesbian
••I got them ar feadh fiche euro
Is that a country?!
••Mo scoil…..no iv never heard of that place in cork before!
••My fone was stolen by an unidentified flying object
••Its rob….he wears his heart on his cock
I think the term is sleeve
••Well fair play to him
••The bone near my vagina just popped out!
••Don’t get aids…or crabs!
••Did you ever type in chlamydia into google images
••Slap ya kidney
Oh do yous not do that??
••Aww Catherine ya big suckey calf
••I bleed a lot
••I fuckin hate babies…I don’t wana feed them cause ya know there jst gona shite again!
••Ohhh ta boner agam!
••Lads weres the lid for this yoke…….wat your vagina???
••Well thered be less rapes if there was a lid…cause yad have to unscrew before ya screw!
••Do you want anything else with your spaghetti….nutella?? peanut butter??
••Is it rude to throw chips at a homeless guy….cause I did
•• it's the principle!!!
••two years ago we found porn in our teach…under the bed…and we looked at it for a while….and then we gave it to the bean an ti….but she gave it back to us!
••Is there dwarf porn….cause like theres Japanese porn!
••My friend lives in a boat
••Frank killduff…now he smells like cats pee and hes a ventriloquist!
••Theres nothing like standin on top of a mountain for cold boobs!
••She used to paint garden gnomes with the prisoners!
••Catherine…was it you who stuck the sparkler up someones nose??
Ohh no the stuck an electric tooth brush up MY nose…wen I was asleep!
••Did you know…most lads think chlamydia is a flower…well that’s prob cause it sounds like camilia!
Is camilia not that lizard that chages colour
••Aisling I wish I had your boobs….
*childlike voice*I wish I had cleavage
••I can’t wait to get a lollipop tomorrow!
••It’d be so cool if they drove on the other side of the road in conemara!
••Is your dad hot eimear??.....i could be your new mammy!
but…is he hot??
••We’re all intelligent young women
••PILES THEY’LL ALL GET PLIES
••I love a good sex scene!
Yeah like that one wer there in the army…and hes with yer one…and there was soldiers all around them!!
••Your mother was a lizard!
••Your mouver works in mcdonalds
••Aisling…now don’t laugh at me…but what wats the name of that lad im supposed to be meetin tomorrow? Colm???
no catherine its tierny!
••and see she asked where the black market was…cause she wanted to go….
Ahh right but like where is it??
••Rapists are people too
••Even though he’s a rapist he still writes good poetry
••Girls I have a question and its kinda akward….would ya ever let someone do ya up the bum?? ….but itd like be like bein constipated…..backwards!!!
••I think she’s a head and shoulders girl
••Where are davina and Joanne
Oh prob havin raw lesbian sex
I duno maybe they have
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a list of all the stupid r jst plain strange tings vikki says..................compiled by ashling and orla ....we wer rely bored in class lol
1)vikki: i dont like maths language i dont understand it
orla:u mean numbers??
vikki: o yeah them!!
2)vikki talkn t bn ui tuathil durin irish
"miss wats a word"
3)vikki is so imtelligen she hes made up her own system of counting....after 37 its 39
real smooth vikki!!
4)vikki:do we have exams tmro?!?!
orla:vikki tmro is saturday
vikki: OH YEAH!!
5)when vikki doesn't understand applied maths she asks the teacher to explain it on the board BUT this time bigger and in colouful pens
6)vikki: i luv farmers yeeeeeeeehaw!!
ashling: dats cowboys vikki!!
7)vikki talkng to danai and ashling when they wer usin big words....
vikki:stop usin big languages!!
ashling and danai:WTF?!?!
vikki: oh big englishes watever!!
vikki has told us that she doesn't like tea.....she does however like chocolate tea.....if ur confused wat shes on abt she meant t say hot choclate ditz!!!
9)after being in th school for over 3 years vikki asked at break tday "wheres the bathroom"
10)for over two months vikki thought that that mr harvey went to the toilet for 40 mins....she was also kinda freaked out cuz he brought first years there sumtimes too...............................
................she later learned that his office was beside the bathroom!! fukn classic!!
11)in accountin vikki decided to tell ashling "i like writing the word disposal....it just roles off the tip of your pen"
now ya have t admit thats kinda strange!!!!!!!
12)after school orla and vikki wer laughin abt ur mama jokes and vikki was feelin lucky so she decided to try make up her own one heres the genius joke she came up with............ur mama is so deaf.....shes...erm......DEAF!!!
13)after the exams last summer vikki and nicole decided they wer gona splsh darryl eith water and vikki said to nicole ok dont luagh or make it obvious!!
she then went up to darryl holdin the water bottle out (reeeeeeely obviously) and said "it--is--so--hot--to-day--i--wish--some-one--would--splash--me--with--some--wat-er..............wow real subtle vikki!!!
14)in applied maths....
ms maye: ok il leave you alone for a while to do one on ur own
evryone: yeah ok
15)vikki talkng about ms maye in applied maths:
"teeheehee she says balls funny she says 'BALLLAS' ".....now that one i just plain dnt get!!!
16)vikki decided to try and steal a euro out of the machine......with a hair clip!!!
17)when vikki ddn want to give her sister money to buy and apple and break(stingy!! oj) she came up with the best exscuse y.........."cause apples make u hungry!!"
1 vikki decided to tell darryll today that she is afraid of teangas now please tell me how can evrone be afraid of languages.....but darryl made a good point...it explains alot!!
19)outside irish me and ashling wer dyin of laughter while explainin to evryone about our lists of vikki-isms then.........
darryl:but its ok cuz laughin tones ur stomach!
vikki: OMG REALLY?!?!?!
see shes kinda gullable too aww bless!!!
20)vikki standin outside room 28 tlkn t kate abt studyin
"i wish i had powers like u"
the ditz men t say willpower
21) vikki tlkn t erin....wats tat on top of the new buildin
erin:u mean the roof??
vikki o ye was tat always der?
erin emmm ye
vikki: oh well...it wasn always dat shiney!
22)vikki to gra lynch in business while she was drawin a pic of darren
"how many fingers r on a hand??
23) in irish tlkn t me
"omg u made u touch darryls penis!
24) later on en we wer still slaggn her abt touchn darryls penis she told us.....no i ddnt say touched i said crushed
now plz tell me y thats any better??
25) now this has to be like the best one ever...Its kinda a long story so
4 Comments 339 weeks
My mammyღ♥ღdevaney......does this mean i have t do wat u say now xxxx
My daddyღ♥ღdarren teeheeheee
My big sisterღ♥ღclaire....she looks after me wen im drunk! xxx
My big brotherღ♥ღ
My little sisterღ♥ღ
My little brotherღ♥ღ
My high school musical buddy/sharpay lolღ♥ღ becca!.... we have like the best warm up ever!! xxxx
My shrink!ღ♥ღcaramel!! my cuz shes sch a ledge! xxx
My slutღ♥ღderek he rely is a lil pimp
My one night stand!ღ♥ღderek......... again lol
My daughterღ♥ღali!!! awwww glendalough!!!
My sonღ♥ღchris ahh bless!!
My bus buddyღ ♥ღmichael *awwwwwwwwww*....jst to annoy ya
My retard buddyღ ♥ღrob english buddies woop woop
My brother-in-lawღ ♥ღ sarah h..yes BROTHER in law
My sister-in-lawღ ♥ღ jenny h...haha ther twins get it?!
My best friendღ♥ღmaevie!!! best phonecalls eva xxxx
My other best friendღ♥ღ vikki......ur mama oj hun! xxxxxx
My shoppoholic friendღ♥ღ claire....wer both shoppaholics o the fun! lol
My fairygod motherღ♥ღlisa!! luv ya chick!
My siamese twinღ♥ღ
My whore lolღ♥ღ erin its true!
lMy personal shopperღ♥ღ george!!!!
My valentineღ♥ღbrian lol xxx
My chatterboxღ♥ღashling...makes sense we never shut up xxx
my sexy friendღ♥ღsean.....he wishes hes my limrick buddy
My hot admirerღ♥ღ dara..aww hes d best i luv his car xxx
My sxc admirrerღ♥ღdave....hes such a ledge!
My messer upperღ♥ღ
My cleanerღ♥ღmaeve again shes like d biggest neat freak!!
My lil alcoღ♥ღquinton well dats defo true hehe xx
My big alcoღ♥ღlisa....v true lol jc nite tut tut xxxx
My stalkerღ♥ღali she scares me.....but i luv her rely!
My first loveღ♥ღ
My drinkin buddyღ♥ღ annie!! wooop memories of last summer luv ya xxxx
My sexy biatchღ♥ღsaz!! oohh shes so smexy xxx
My fuck buddyღ♥ღbrian (il let him dream anways.....)
My sugar plum fairyღ♥ღkatie!! shes such a dote ya gta luv her!! xxxx
My teddy bearღ♥ღ oisin!! hes my nushy bear!!!
My gay best friendღ♥ღ
My sexy mofoღ♥ღchris..teeheeheee xx
My sexy 6~packerღ♥ღleo.... ye he wishes oj!!
My crazy bitchღ♥ღlou....yep makes sense xxxx
My cutie pieღ♥ღ jenny!!she rely is!! luv ya bbz xxx
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