Jazzhorse McHard was sitting in a bar one day, playing on stage for his millions of adoring fans where everyone was drinking beers and having fun. But then a bunch of mean bikers came in, and they were wearing leather jackets and combs, and said to Jazzhorse "It is time to die, Jazzhorse". The people were all scared and gasped, and one guy dropped a bottle on the ground where it broke into pieces. Jazzhorse took a drag from his cigars and said to the bikers "No, it is time you are died" and then leaped off the stage where he was playing and hit a biker in the face. The biker said "Oof" and fell backwards and started bleeding, while the other bikers looked sad and angry. One of the bikers took a knife out of his pants and tried to stab Jazzhorse, but Jazzhorse was too fast for the biker and he used his saxophone to hit him in the stomach where the biker threw up all over the place. The crowd cheered and the biker rolled away as the other biker pulled out a shotgun from his jacket and started firing at Jazzhorse. Jazzhorse used his saxophone to deflect the bullets and runned over the the biker, where he kick him in the face with his hoof and the biker fell to the ground dead.But just when Jazzhorse thought to rampage had ended the biker got back up again and ripped off his jacket, revealing him to be a bear. The biker bear said to Jazzhorse "Today you will know my pain" and roared as he punched at Jazzhorse, sending him flying backwards into the crowd of people. But then a little girl came out of the crowd and to Jazzhorse and said "I believe in you, Jazzhorse". The believes of the crowd were enough to give Jazzhorse enough strength to get back up and with his saxophone he started to fight the biker bear, who was big and strong. But then biker bear suddenly blew fire at Jazzhorse's saxophone, melting it to the ground in a puddle, forcing Jazzhorse to use his fists of fury to punch the biker bear in the face. The biker bear said "You cannot win" and slashed at Jazzhorse, but Jazzhorse was strong and said "You are not today" and instantly punched the biker bear in the jaw, sending him through the roof while he said "nooooooo". The crowd cheered for Jazzhorse but then noticed his saxophone was melted in a puddle. But then the little girl came out of the crowd and said "Do not worry Jazzhorse, I have an idea". So Jazzhorse used the little girl as a saxophone and played for the crowd, and the night was happy.

The End

Can you take this without deleting or fibbing on any questions?
pfft YEAH ;D

What's going on between you and the person you love?
i dont acctulaly LOVE anyone atm

Does anything hurt on your body?
my chin is itchy since i shaved =[

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
erm probably leppy an that on saturday night about how it was horrible

What are you listening to right now?
Ewan Cruickshanks - Gangbang

Where were you at 2:00 this morning?
in bed ;D

What's the cd in your player?
ipod min ;D

Anything annoying you right now?
nowhere has any employment

What was the best thing that happened today?
erm.......... i got a chocolate muffin

What can't you wait for?
ROCKNESS ;D

Is this the best year of your life?
probably

How much milk do you put in your cereal bowl?
jsut under the top layer of cereal ;D

When there are questions missing in surveys do you make up another one?
nope i just get all annoyed

Who pissed you off today?
erm i dunno but i raged about the prom again

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
probably

Do you think you've ruined your chances with someone?
yeah

Have you ever made out on a bed?
erm nea sure maybe ? :S

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
pffft yeah

Have you ever made someone laugh when they were crying?
often i take great pride in it

What is something you currently want right now?
a LAMBRETTA SCOOTER =[

How are you feeling?
nea to bad ken

Have you ever been punched by the opposite sex?
yeah mash , but she regretted it

Have you ever gotten in a drunken fight?
almost ;D

What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
tryed to go back to sleep

Who knows you the best?
probably Kat , Mikey , Peterkin or Ord

If your significant other asked you to marry them TODAY what would you say?
haha NO! seeing as i dont have one

Did you get a full 8 hours of sleeplast night?
hah 8 hours is for pussys ;D

Has a boy/girl put their arm around you in the past five days?
yeah

Would you like to put last night on repeat, and live it forever?
nea really cause my xbox broke

What was your worst mistake in your life?
nea sure .

Does anyone hate you?
ach im sure a few folk do ;D

Ever been to the house of the opposite sex when no one was home?
yeah me an kat , drinkin baileys munchin on the veg burgers kain (;

Who was the last person to disappoint you?
erm nea too sure

Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?
nope but i punched a tree once ;D

Wheres the weirdest place you've changed clothes?
back of the car probably

Anybody you're looking forward to seeing soon?
your ma ;D

What will you be doing in a half hour?
msn an bebo probably

Anywhere you'd rather be right now?
hmm Rockness?

Are you going anywhere for the summer?
nah

Do you have plans for tomorrow?
revision an town ;D

Do you have plans for this weekend?
work an sesh on ;D

Are you waiting for anyone to call you right now?
nope

Whats a fact about the last person to have arms around you?
im nea sure

What are your chances of getting with your crush?
im nea to sure ken its a bit crazy atm

When was the last time you were told you were amazing?
yesterday ;D

Could you go a day without eating?
aye

Do you know anyone that smokes weed?
i know indeed

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a R?
erm possbily

How long does it take you to shower?
like half an hour

Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?
erm maybe

Are you slowly drifting away from someone?
yeah sadly , used to be hoorna good mates ken

When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them or let them go?
depends

Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
nope

Who do you call when you're having a bad day?
dad usualy

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