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  • Member since: October 2006
  • Last active: 30 weeks ago
  • www.bebo.com/TheMClub

About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Welcome to the Mclub - the best club in Belfast!

Monday - V Bar Half Price Cocktails

Tuesday - £3 in £1 drinks

Wednesday 24th - Beach Party £2 drinks

Thursday - £2 drinks!

Friday - Groovy Train 70's Disco

Saturday - M CLUB
Music
Tues: Popular Dance
Thurs: Popular Dance
Fri: Golden oldies
Sat: Popular Music
Managers
Bosco, Darren, Chris, Rich and Tom
Staff:
Tierny, Stitt, Cheri, Andy, Tom, Jenni, Janni, Beata, Conor, other Conor, Matt, Mary, Roisin, Gemma, Jenny, Chris, other Chris, Stacy, Shaun, Gerad, Barbara, Mel, Kevin, Rowan...cant remember them all. If iv forgotton u let me know.
M Club Likes:
Customers who say please and thanku, people who tip (u will be served 1st lol), customers who understand we are going as quick as we can, getting the full order at once (string ordering is not appreciated)!
M Club Dislikes:
Rude Customers, Bad Tippers, people who click their fingers, people who shout "yeoooooooooooooo" (unless you're from Newry and then it's mildly acceptable), People who ask for a " Orange WKD Blue, " pints in a club, faux pas sophisticated women who order a "sav-ig-nion blanck" it's a french word so don't say it with a dorty Northern Ireland drawl! Oh and you do no one any favors ordering one drink at a time, just tell us you whole damn order!

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  • Mclub Beach Party

    Only 2 weeks to go until the Mclub beach party fundraiser. All Mclub regulars we are doing 5 tickets for the price of 4 if you buy them advance at ice bar. We really need everyone's support on this! This poor wee boy needs 30 hours of therapy per week - costing his family roughly £450 per week! Not to mention the normal costs of having a child (plus Roan also has a little brother Matthew aged 3 and a little sister Olivia only 15months old). They get no funding from the government and must keep trying to raise the money themselves. This is very difficult as they live in larne they cannot reach out to a large amount of people. This is why the Mclub are doing this for them. Roughly 650 people come to the Mclub on a thursaday night, add the 800 people that come on a fri and saturday night. If we can all come together and attend the Mclub Beach Party on Wednesday the 24th of September we can raise a lot of money for Roan. We need at least 300 people to cover the cost of opening the club for the night, otherwise this will have to come out of the money that has been raised thru ticket sales so far - which won't leave a lot left for Roan. I am really hoping everyone will help me on this as I cant do it alone. Its going to be a great night. £14 will get u in and 5drinks! Its going to be a great night - if you like thurdays at Mclub then you will love this night! Its also the only night that you will be able to see all the staff dressed up in their beach gear :D Please Please help us do this for Roan! Thank you

    A special thanx to Alex from the Party Press who has been an absolute star, I couldnt have got this far without him. Thank you to all the managers at Mclub for helping me, to Jonny for agreeing to DJ, the staff who have been a wonderful support and said they will work the night for free. Also to my friends who have helped with pr and ticket sales. And a massive thank you to all those who have supported Roan by buying tickets - it would have been pointless without you! Jenni

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  • The 10 Commandments of the bar!

    1.) We are NOT Dogs!
    We are not Dogs so whistleing over the bar will most certainly not get you served.

    2.) The NEXT rule!
    By TELLING us that the pretty girl next to you is next in the que, will most certainly ensure she is not next, infact she shall be last. If you were that much of a gentleman you would allow her to be served before you!

    3.) Any Chance?
    By shouting out ANY CHANCE... will be resulted in a dirty look and a rude gesture from your bartender, as well as ensuring that you will most certainly not be getting served at all!

    4.) The Reach Over
    By reaching over the bar and tapping us or grabbing us, will lead to you either getting chucked out of the Club, or indeed us pressing charges against you for encroachment...which do you prefer

    5.) Clicking...!
    By clicking at us, you ensure that you will NOT bet getting served at the bar, and more so will just get us angry and possibly get you escorted out of the club by our friendly door staff!

    6.) Wrong Change?
    We are sober you are drunk! we give out recipets.. thats the end of it!

    7.) Regular Rule
    If we serve someone before you , it means they are a regular , and they frequent the club every week, and tip us also . Therefore if you get upset and take it out on us... you will be escorted from the premises.

    8.) Heres a TIP!
    By tipping us , you are ensuring that you will get served as quickly as possible.....

    9.) Refused Service?
    We refuse service if ; We dont like you , You have been rude to us, You cant stand on your own two feet or if you have been annoying other bartenders. Get over it, There is a BARCODE, if refused by one Bartender, your refused by them all!

    10.)Last orders are at one oclock. Not 1.05 or 1.30. Therefore your two pound bribes will not work with us! If you wish to bribe us, you can bribe us enough to cover our living expenses as WE LOOK FOR ANOTHER JOB.

    5 Comments 1106 days

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  • The Melon Pop.....
    The Melon Pop.....

    ......the secret is, the brogans is on the bottom.

    Are you man/drunk enough to tackle the melon pop??

    Ben Meharry 1 Reply
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  • Questhousebudda New
    Questhousebudda New

    Sat 12th Sep - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast

    1 room - 8 djs

    djs

    Reece Rodgers
    Haywire
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    Copy and paste
    Phunk

    and resident Colin Gent

    Funky to Progressive House

    5 quid in
    8.30 til 1am

    Hope to see you there !!

    House Music in the Odyssey ?

    Every Thur, Sat, Sun

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    11 weeks ago
  • Questhousebudda New
    Questhousebudda New

    Sat 29th AUG - Bar Budda, Odysssey -
    Belfast

    OUR BIG WEEKEND

    We introduce our very special guest
    SOULSEEKERZ to join the Questhouse
    residents Colin Gent and Emo

    Funky to Progressive House

    7 quid in
    8.30 til 1am

    Hope to see you there !!

    House Music in the Odyssey ?

    Every Thur, Sat, Sun

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    13 weeks ago
  • STar In The Hood
    STar In The Hood

    wats happenin ppl

    wats m club din 4 st paddys? is it still 2 quid a drink??

    36 weeks ago
  • Alex Graham
    Alex Graham

    hey, hows things?? :)

    Catch me @ SKYE this Friday, 13th Feb.

    Guest list available... just send me a message and i'll get you in.... for free :) :)

    Hope to see you there M Club

    ALEX

    40 weeks ago
  • Emma Cochrane
    Emma Cochrane

    is it true groovy train is over 21s only? xox

    41 weeks ago
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    Thepartypress 'Official'

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    41 weeks ago
  • SHankill
    SHankill

    C YAS TOMORROW NIGHT CANT WAIT TO GET

    OUT WOOP

    43 weeks ago
  • Thepartypress 'Official'
    Thepartypress 'Official'

    :D See you sooooon ;)

    43 weeks ago
  • Conor Taggart

    Tierney is a sexual Predator!

    44 weeks ago
  • Georgina Flavell
    luv Georgina Flavell

    thnx 4 replyin...:D

    wudnt be to mad, think theres only around 10/15 ppl goin...

    xxx

    46 weeks ago
  • Georgina Flavell
    luv Georgina Flavell

    hey!!

    jst a quick question....im haven a fancy dress 21 on the 31st of jan, want to have it at the m club, do u have any rules against it?

    have love if its a no :P

    46 weeks ago
  • Gary B
    Gary B

    HAPPY NEW YEAR

    M CLUB

    46 weeks ago
  • David Gourley
    David Gourley

    IS IT STILL 3 IN AND 1 A DRINK TUESDAY BE4 CHRISTMAS X

    49 weeks ago
  • SHankill
    SHankill

    YA SERIOUSLY NEED TO OPEN ON A SUNDAY

    49 weeks ago
  • luv Sarah Louise Magee

    hiya anything on the 16th??

    50 weeks ago
  • David Gourley
    David Gourley

    Is m club open the tuesday before christmas x. Need more offers for long term goers x

    51 weeks ago via Mobile