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☆2,500 lefties die each year
using products designed for righties

☆4,000 people are injured
by teapots each year

☆40% of McDonald"s profits come
from the sales of Happy Meals

☆83% of people hit by lightning are men

☆A giraffe can go without
water longer than a camel

☆A hippopotamus can
run faster than a man

☆A mule won"t sink in
quicksand but a donkey will

☆A pencil will write in zero gravity,
upside down and under water

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Things to do in a lift!

1. When theres only one other person in the
elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you

2. Push the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. smile, and go back for more

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people,
but push the wrong ones

4. Call the psychic hotline from your cell
phone and ask if they know what floor you're on

5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting
for your friend. after awhile, let the doors close and say,
"hi greg, how's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen, then wait for someone to
pick it up then scream, "thats mine"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures
of everyone in the elevator

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever
someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment

9. Lay down a twister mat and ask
people if they'd like to play

10. Leave a box in the corner and when
someone gets on, ask them if they
hear something ticking

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures
and exits with the passengers

12. Ask "did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone,
sniffing them occasionally

14. When the doors close, announce to the others,
"it's okay, don't panik, they open up again"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist

16. Tell people that you can see their aura

17. Call out, "group hug" then enforce it

18. Grimace painfully while smacking
your forehead and muttering "shut up all of you just shut up"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse,
and while peering inside ask, "got enough air in there"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner,
facing the wall, without getting off

21. Stare at another passenger for a while,
then announce in horror, "you're one of THEM"
and back away slowly

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use
it to talk to the other passengers

23. Listen to the elevator
walls with your stethoscope

24. Make explosion noises
when anyone presses a button

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while
, and then announce "i have new socks on"

26. Draw a little square on the floor with
chalk and announce to the other passengers
"this is my personal space"


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☆There are 333 toilet paper
squares on a toilet paper roll

☆The world"s chickens lay around
400,000,000,000 eggs each year

☆A snail"s reproductive
organs are in its head

☆By some unknown means,
an iguana can end its own life

☆Cat urine glows under a black light

☆Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie

☆By law, employees do not have to wash hands after sneezing

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