I run a bussiness and the numbers just dont add up, let me explain, this is the number 2, he owns a coffe shop, and this is the number 9, 9 is a customer, right? One day 9 goes in and 2 goes 'I don't have a coffee house no more, I have a knife fighting academy.' And number 9 goes 'I want coffee' and number 2 goes 'NO! I'm gunna slice you and learn how to slice others' And 9 goes 'I can't, I gotta get out of here' and 2 goes 'I'VE LOCKED THE DOOR' Anyway that means I can't put you on the bill.

Moon, was that you singing? Yeah I thought so, my neck was bleeding

I kicked a raccoon's face right off its body, and it flew through the air like a pancake, and landed on Jesus' face. I didn't mean it to, but it was a cheeky bonus. A very cheeky bonus...

Once I watched a televisual programme called a Power Rangers and according to them the bad people have a castle on the moon... I'm sorry, but they're all blummin' liars. There's nothing on the moon, not a...sandworm or a sellotape or a washin' baskets or fence made of pasta. It's just me on my own, like a big lonely ping pong ball...floating in the space. I wish I had friends!

'I'm cool with that!' And then set fire to a posh hammer, to make it official.

I've had a shoe full of Baileys - I'm drunk as a bitch!

Oh my word, are we back to the crunch? Oh, here we fucking go...!

I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare, it took me all morning to get them back in.

You see a peanut, the days off to a good start. You witness some soil, it's a jamboree for Vince Noir.

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What does it look like, this new sound??

Well that's dynamite Tony. Why don't you take me through every mode of transportation and how each one makes you hurl, while we're lost.

Howard Moon and his ugly girlfriend are missing from the zoo.

Head and Shoulders, toothpaste and shit... big pieces of shit.

Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe? Ever been to a club where people wee on each other?

You know, the squashed-in French man, the little squashed-up hairy boy, with the hand feet, the brown little hand feet, the brown little hand foot man.

I'm gonna make you wear a little dress and hurt you.