Russia!
We start at the airport at four in the morning!! Tourist faces everyone!! Getting on to the plane-RUSSIA BABY!!! Random facts on the plane, freaking Orla out like! We only got about 20! Getting in to Holland, look at all the dykes!!Getting the most amazing pizza ever in the airport like!! Getting back on the plane! Nen pressin un button!!! ON the plane, Cara throwing Jessica at Jessica and spilling coffee everywhere!! Boob PIctures!! Crumby faces!! ALLISTER!! Jes puking in the sick bag!! Getting off the plane, SNOW!! Jumping in a big dirty pile of it!! Bashing eachother with Tulips! Getting to the airport!! Hooker heaven like!! Getting up to the room on the far side of the hotel, THE SHAGG! AHHH!! We couldn't even touch it like! Then on to dinner PUBEY PASTA!! LOvely like. Trying to have a shower without being wounded by the shower head! Stains all over the bead! Getting our weapons and plan ready!! THose odd sounds coming from the room next door|! Those nioses from next door!
THe school the next dayirish dancing, looking like leprachauns, do you read? no Looking at the school's museum!!
THe ballet, he has an enormous package!! the evil one was such a good dancer, jes, they were the same person!!
THe bus tour the next day, No Aoife don't throw that rock ! THUNK!!! Holding huge sheets of ice as Ms Brown with the Camera! Tanya " Ekya achbub!!" Elya will now stop for a comfort stop!" Ms Brown " There's vodka in this coffee!" Mister Kraza! The Hermatige, that picture that looked weirdly like me as a child! Back at the hotel " We're so late!" Sinead-" Everyone, put your watches back to quarter to so we'll be early!!!" The folk show, "PLE ASS ME T T HEM" T HANK YOO" BAYE BAYE!" Afterward, Jes strip tease at the window, "Aoife you were riding the shit out of the bed!" CRACK!!!opps! THe next day SNOW!! Snow wrestling, Jes's AMAZING fall!! " N cara not on the ice!" WHAM!" Making snow angels! Snow ball fights! Frozen lake! Kate totally showing me up with her INCREDIBLE new sliding technique!!! Having a huge snowball fight in the square! Ice skating, I fell bout 7 times! Mc DOnalds after, took us about an hour to eat one burger, our chat with CLaire ans Orla in the room till like 2!Belly dancing! Jes cheating on stop the bus! Being told our room was the most dangerous in the whole hotel! THe blue corridor!! Paying 6 euro for a tiny toblerone bar. Being oso happy hearing about Mc Downlads, that really fat russian who walked into our room!!AHHH!! The bone marrow soup! our shower socks! the next morning, "oife why is there a towel in the toilet?" Going to that church thing and mister kraza following us around giving us bits of infomation about the history etc. of the buildng!! At the break, going to the square, tourist photos with those ice skating people! Following the random russians! Claire and SInead's dancing! Jes's 10th burger!! CLaire finally getting the music box!!finally leacing the hotel! THe horny bride and groom at the airport, saying baye baye to tanya! Going through customs again! Beinglike an hour early for check in! buying cheap chocolate etc at duty free, kate getting her can taken off her! Talking about fat people screwing the world!! the plane, stop the bus keeping the entire plane awake! Putting concealer on Kates head! AMsterdam again, more pizza! THe planehome, gay chicken and our col signs out of sick bags, me and neads class convo about art last year!! FInally getting home,OHH the sniffer dogs at the airport finally proving that jes was right about the dogs! A brilliant end to our adventure!! And thankfully getting a day off the next day!!!


Quotes!
"Fat people screw the world!" "Quickly everybody turn your clocks back to quarter to!" "We went to the Hermitage?! I thought it was the WInter palace!" " I just realised something, THE CURTAIN IS MADE OF SHAG!!!" "I just ripped the shag!" "Aoife you're riding the shite out of the bed!" "There's vodka in this coffee!" Fat Russian who wandered into our ro

Before the Internet & text messaging.

Before mp3's & iPods.

Before Paris Hilton

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX.

Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night.

WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOL

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs

and taped songs off the radio on a sunday


When you would do rolley polleys all over the feild at playtime

when wearing summer dresses and shorts to school in the summer made you wake up with a smile

when the playtimes during summer seemed to last for ages


Way back.

when you played skipping

when all the spice girl photos were banned from school

when POGS were the shit

IT

Hide-n- Seek after school till it got dark


Hopskotch.


Tree Houses.

Hula Hoops.

Reading R.L. Stine's Goose Bumps.

The annoying Nano Pets & Furbies.

Running through the sprinklers.

Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.

Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.

Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car.

drinking umbun-go

Wait.

Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your duvet

Hey Arnold, Doug, Rugrats, CatDog.

The original Power Rangers

Or what about:

The Secret Life of Alex Mac.

Ren & Stimpy.


Rocko's Modern Life.

AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.


Clarissa Explains it All.


Are You Afraid of the Dark?


Kenan & Kel.

doug.

magic school bus.


pinky and the brain.

blossom.

hangin with mr.copper.



the busy world of richard scary.

the adventures of winnie the pooh.


Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.

Class trips.


When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.

When 5 pounds seemed like a million

When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.

When Toys R Us ruled

Go back to the time when.

Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'

Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!' and 'make up make up never ever break up'

'Race issue' ment arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly'.

It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.

Being old referred to anyone over 20.


Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.

It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.

When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.

When Ninja Turtles ruled the world


When sweets from ALLDAYS was the highlight of your day.

hometime was the best part of the day

When the only thing you cried over was your mum being late to pick you up.

When stress was addition and subtraction.

When friendships were as complicated as who's house to sleep over

When shaving cream was just meant for play.

When a first kiss only lead to cooties.

When valentines day meant cards for all.

When birthdays were a class event.

When a friend moving away was the saddest day of your life.

who would have thought youd miss the 90's so

Just leave me a memory please!