Jamie

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Jamie
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  • Mężczyzna, 27, Serce 99
  • z Glasgow, Scotland
  • Związek: Narzeczeństwo
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  • Jest z nami od: January 2006
  • bebo.gazeta.pl/jr_lxix

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Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
Welcome & Hullo, i really dont have a lot tae say aboot me, i wrk & enjoy most of it, mainly the ppl i wrk wif, i like tae have a laugh & spend money that i dnt have. Its a mistake that i repeat month after month, i actually spend it quicker than i earn it! My partner in crime is Mr Dodds, we keep each other entertained & very much amused! Its an enjoyment to judge the rest of the world with Criss as it makes it that lil bit more fun! We're always waitin 4 pay day 2 come that bit quicker but never does!

I'd also like to add that im engaged to Mr C. Dodds, we got engaged on 25th December 2006 in Barcelona, we hope tae get wed @ sum point.

Ladies and gentlemen please open your brains and join me, as we try to bring the normal and the abnormal just that little bit further together, u like a drink dont ya??? Ok, wot ure not gonna like is waking up on the bathroom floor with a black eye & shit in ure pants!!!! U GOT FIRE!!!!!

Love & Light
Music
Greenday, Madonna, P!NK, Lily Allen, Scissor Sisters, Amy Winehouse, Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani, The Hoosiers, Jamelia, Kylie Minogue, Marylin Manson, Melaine C, Snow Patrol, Robbie Williams, Kosheen, Goldfrapp, Stereophonics, Oakenfold, N.E.R.D, TLC, The Killers, Sugababes, Rihanna
Films
all 3 Austin Powers, all 3 Lord of the Rings, all 3 Shrek films, Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc, all 4 Scary Movies The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Chicago, all 3 Bourne films, From Hell, Behind Enemy Lines, Any film that Me & Criss have destroyed with our own commentary (really is the funniest)
Television
High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman, Gimmie, Gimmie, Gimmie, The League of Gentlemen, Spongebob Squarepants, Titty BangBang, Will & Grace, Absolutely Fabulous, Star Stories, Fone Jacker, South Park, French&Saunders, Father Ted, Pam Ann, Never mind the Buzzcocks, Mock the week
Sports
? does not compute or if drinking comes under this remitt then Hullo im runnin for the Olympics!
Happiest When
Having a laugh, drinking, partying, & other naughties that cant be mentioned on here!!!!!, so lets just leave it @ the list is endless
Men
Criss Dodds, David Beckham
XX IX MCMLXXXII
Cha togar m’fhearg gun dioladh
Moja druga połowa
Criss Dodds

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That Ginger 1 should b Scary, she fookin is Scary

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    • Grandma's letter

      She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.

      She writes:

      Dear Grand-daughter,

      The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.

      So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

      Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed...

      I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.

      It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

      I found that lots of people love Jesus!

      While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ' For the love of God! '

      ' Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

      What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

      Everyone started honking!

      I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.

      I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

      There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.

      I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

      I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

      He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

      Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out
      the window and gave him the good luck sign right back .

      My grandson burst out laughing.

      Why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!

      A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

      I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.

      So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove on through the intersection.

      I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.

      So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

      Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

      I Will write again soon,

      Love, Grandma

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    • Some Jokes ive been sent via TXT

      I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the tube and think...."I'll fuckin have that"!!!!



      Every man's dream: Daughter on the cover of Vogue, Son on the cover of a Sports magazine, Mistress on the cover of Playboy and the Wife on the cover of Missing Persons!


      Guy walks into a jobcentre and tells the Assistant he's hard working, honest and desperate for a job.... the assistant replies "thats fortunate, we have just got 1 in. We need a chauffeur for a Multi-millionaire, which includes looking after his twin nympho daughters whilst on over seas trips, it comes with a salary of 200k a year" The guy says "Your bullshitting me..." " You started it" replies the assistant.


      2 gays in a car on the M1, a lorry shunts them from behind. The gay passenger furiously gets out of the car, goes straight 2 the truckers door flings it open & shouts at the trucker "I'm gonna sue your ass" The trucker replies "suck my dick" The gay guy rushes back to the car & tells his friend "I've settled out of court"


      I was in Tesco today and a poor womandied in front of me at the checkout, i felt so sorry for her, she had just bought a Bag for Life.

      A son asks his dad the difference between Theoretically & Realistically. Dad says "Oh thats a hard 1, but i have an idea, ask your Mum if she would sleep with Wayne Rooney for 1 Million quid. Mum says Yes, Now ask your Sister, she says Yes, Now ask your Brother & he says Yes. Well there you go Son thats your answer, Theoretically we're sitting on 3 million quid, but Realistically we're living with 2 slags and a fucking faggot

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    • Whole world Needs A Leader Like This!

      Prime Minister Kevin Rudd - Australia




      Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks..


      Separately, Rudd angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote:
      'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians. '

      'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom'

      'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!'

      'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'

      'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.'

      'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'


      'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.'


      Maybe if we circulate this amongst ourselves, WE will find the courage to start speaking and voicing the same truths.


      If you agree please SEND THIS ON and ON to as many people as you know

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    • Da Gould
      Da Gould

      mate if you see this my phone is dead
      cant use it gonna pm me your mobie using net to text


      davie

      2 dni temu
    • Weevonvon
      luv Weevonvon

      Hey jamie hw r ya here is sum off my finest love for u lol x

      4 dni temu przez Komórka
    • Da Gould
      Da Gould

      i have 3 days off from tomorrow so get the ketle on ha ha

      hows things mate ?!?!?

      5 dni temu
    • X Cheryl Loughlin X
      luv X Cheryl Loughlin X

      Alrite u slag nice 2 see u back online!!!!

      Shame Lidl dont do online shoppin eh lol ? xxx

      5 dni temu
    • Nicola Sweeney
      Nicola Sweeney

      hi sweets, did i reply to this? hope yor dandy

      xxxxx

      6 dni temu
    • Karen Muncie
      luv Karen Muncie

      hey jamie how are ya heres some love

      1 tydzień temu
    • Kirsteen Wilson
      Kirsteen Wilson

      AAAAARRRGHHHH, jamie youve got a photograph of a snake on your page and no warning!!! You just scared the hell out of me.

      I just thought I'd pop onto your page for a week lookey-lookey and I saw a big snake.

      I wont be doin that again!

      Kirsteen

      7 tygodni temu
    • Brenda Follon
      Brenda Follon

      Hello bold one. How's u? still working undercover in jobless seekers direct?! One day I will infiltrate! aw I have no more luv left. [moon] :DD :L :)) 8) :Z :Z :Z [moon] :L :L :L :P :P :D :DD :DD [moon]

      7 tygodni temu
    • Peter Harkin
      Peter Harkin

      thats good, glad u had a good yin mate!

      you never know how its gonna be in that place from 1 minute til the next, mind u, i'll take a day like Friday any time! JD was meant to be abit busier from wot i was told!

      C u 2moz mate, am an 8/4.

      7 tygodni temu
    • Peter Harkin
      Peter Harkin

      Btw meant to say before but thanx for the addage mate!

      so how was ur day off? reasonably quiet in the secure unit 2day, yet more early shoots across all the teams!

      7 tygodni temu
    • Brenda Follon
      luv Brenda Follon

      Hello bold one! noticed u r online. how's u and the bold criss? Think I told u have given up my house so I am now an official lodger at Von's!! R u still working undercover at Jobless seeker direct?!!

      8 tygodni temu
    • X Cheryl Loughlin X
      luv X Cheryl Loughlin X

      Aye no worries!!! Eh its more than a week if it doesnt make an appearance on its own they r leavin me until the 5th of October before they induce wots that all about? Hope ur sober tonite Bubbles xxx

      8 tygodni temu
    • X Cheryl Loughlin X
      X Cheryl Loughlin X

      LMFARO!!!!!!!!! the monkey with the golden gun! Got any more names for me? xxx

      9 tygodni temu
    • X Cheryl Loughlin X
      luv X Cheryl Loughlin X

      Hey hey hey im good ta hows u u enjoyin ur day off? This wayne better move its wee arse im so gettin fed up! soz i didnt come over n c u last week but u looked busy n my sis was waitin on me. Here a wee pic to crak u up xxx

      9 tygodni temu
    • Shonabona
      luv Shonabona

      Happy Birthday to u stick your nose in shampoo lalala u the day m8

      Luv ya

      9 tygodni temu
    • Da Gould
      Da Gould

      Hey J Boi

      i am very good thanks

      hows you doing? still going good in the new house

      would be good to catch up with your n Cris sometime

      9 tygodni temu
    • Brenda Follon
      Brenda Follon

      have been fine. been busy with the house which was cleared today. My neighbour wouldn't let me borrow her hoover saying it wasn't working so stuff thy neighbour I say!! Von will be in soon from visiting Laura. Laura and Davie have called their daughter Leanna (don't know if that's the right spelling) I don't have any luv to send and I don't know why cause only sent Gillian luv couldn't send Von luv either. so will do it myself! [moon] :)) :L :P :D :))

      9 tygodni temu
    • Brenda Follon
      luv Brenda Follon

      hello bold one. r u still speaking to me? Happy Birthday when it comes. Well that's my house cleared today. Von and Gillian r just away up to the hospital to visit Laura.

      9 tygodni temu
    • Shonabona
      luv Shonabona

      HIya M8y hows the last few days of being one year younger than this time last year wot are you this year 28????? lol C u Sunday M8

      Huv sum extra

      9 tygodni temu
    • Weevonvon
      luv Weevonvon

      sum love for u x

      11 tygodni temu