August 2009
15 Aug Barclays Premier League Birmingham H
18 Aug Barclays Premier League Burnley A
22 Aug Barclays Premier League Wigan A
29 Aug Barclays Premier League Arsenal H

September 2009
12 Sep Barclays Premier League Tottenham A
20 Sep Barclays Premier League Man City H
26 Sep Barclays Premier League Stoke City A

October 2009
03 Oct Barclays Premier League Sunderland H
17 Oct Barclays Premier League Bolton H
24 Oct Barclays Premier League Liverpool A
31 Oct Barclays Premier League Blackburn H

November 2009
07 Nov Barclays Premier League Chelsea A
21 Nov Barclays Premier League Everton H
28 Nov Barclays Premier League Portsmouth A

December 2009
05 Dec Barclays Premier League West Ham A
12 Dec Barclays Premier League Aston Villa H
15 Dec Barclays Premier League Wolves H
19 Dec Barclays Premier League Fulham A
26 Dec Barclays Premier League Hull City A
28 Dec Barclays Premier League Wigan H

January 2010
09 Jan Barclays Premier League Birmingham A
16 Jan Barclays Premier League Burnley H
26 Jan Barclays Premier League Hull City H
30 Jan Barclays Premier League Arsenal A

February 2010
06 Feb Barclays Premier League Portsmouth H
10 Feb Barclays Premier League Aston Villa A
20 Feb Barclays Premier League Everton A
27 Feb Barclays Premier League West Ham H

March 2010
06 Mar Barclays Premier League Wolves A
13 Mar Barclays Premier League Fulham H
20 Mar Barclays Premier League Liverpool H
27 Mar Barclays Premier League Bolton A

April 2010
03 Apr Barclays Premier League Chelsea H
10 Apr Barclays Premier League Blackburn A
17 Apr Barclays Premier League Man City A
24 Apr Barclays Premier League Tottenham H

May 2010
01 May Barclays Premier League Sunderland A
09 May Barclays Premier League Stoke City H

choose to burgle your best ever goalies house...then burgle his replacements house, choose to be hate united just because we won the league u all won fuck all choose not to win the league in 17 yrs choose to be knocked out of two back to back cup ties by the same team chosse disappointment and embarassment choose liverpool

choose to believe every 1 who wins except you are cheaters choose to believe u only have 3 players in a team carragher, gerrard and torres choose to believe this is your season but end up 20 points behind choose to belive you cant win anything with kids choose thieves choose liverpool

choose peter crouch for 7 million choose grobbelarr a match fixin cunt,choose fowler a fuckin smackhead with aids,choose igor biscan, oh yeah and carry a knife for wen we go murderin around europe

Choose Liverpool, Choose to follow a club that shares a song with Celtic, Choose to follow the same type of fans who nicked tickets off children in Athens, Choose to believe God is a drug addict, Choose to burn Gerrard shirt when you think he's leaving you, Choose Steve Mcmanaman,

Choose to believe that youve had a good season becuase you got to the Liverpool cup final, Choose a manager who wants to be at a bigger club, Choose to be proud of a treble you can buy in a cafe, Choose to believe that you havn won the Premiership becuase you havn't got the spending power - not bcause you aint good enough, Choose Scumbag's, Choose Arbeloa, Choose Liverpool FC.

What do you call 96 splattered screaming scousers on a fence?

NOT ENOUGH!!!

YNWLA - you'll never win the league again
YNWA - you'll never walk alone

Anti Torres:You needed a goal, you took him off, Torres Torres
He is a hit but you're still shit, Torres, Torres
You bought the lad from sunny Spain
Went and won fuck all again
Fernando Torres what a fucking waste!

ANTI GERRARD: STEVE GERRARD GERRARD
HIS WIFE'S ON THE COKE AND SHE'S MAD
SHE'S PREGNANT AND ROONEY'S THE DAD
STEVE GERRARD GERRARD

Michael Carrick:He can tackle he can head
Michael Carrick is a red
Gerrard,Lampard,Fabregas
Your not fit to wipe his ass!

Anti Torres:He's half a girl,
He's half a boy, Torres, Torres.
He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres.
He wears a frock,
he loves the cock,
he sells his ass on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side!

Patrice Evra song:left back pat,left back pat,left back pat and his red and white hat.
Bombing down the left wing Banging loads of goals in he makes ur right
back look fucking crap.

ANTI Torres song:he wanted to sign for the reds,torres,torres
but we turned him down and signed TEVEZ, torres, torres
now hes playing for the scouse
when hes out they'll rob his house
fernando torres liverpool's full of crime

ANTI TORRES:the armband proves hes not a red
torres torres
you'll never walk again he sed
torres torres
bought the lad from sunny spain giv him the ball, he'll dive again
fernando torres
a women in disguise!!

Berbatov song:
BERBA,TOV,TOV,TOV HE TOLD CITY TO FUCK OFF BERBA,TOV,TOV,TOV HE SHOWED SPURS HE WAS THE BOSS!!! 30MIL?WE DON T MIND HES NOW WEARING NUMBER9
BERBA,TOV,TOV,TOV HE TOLD CITY TOOOOOO FUCK OFF

MOSCOW CHANT
follow,follow,follow cos united r off 2 moscow they ll be thousands of reds pised off der heads cos united r off 2 moscow(x how many times u like)

ANDERSON:
An-der-son-son-son
He's better than kleberson
An-der-son-son-son
He's are midfield magician
To the left,to the right
To the samba beat tonight
He is class with a brass
AND HE SHITS ON FABREGAS

CRISTIANO RONALDO:
viva ronaldo viva ronaldo running down the wing den united sing viva ronaldo(x4)

Ji-Sung-Park:
PARK,PARK where ever you maybe you eat dogs in ur home country it could be worse u cud b scouse eatting rats in ur council house

FUCK OFF MAN CITY: U-N-I-T-E-D are the team for me with a nick back paddy wack give a dog a bone why don't city fuck off home

Anti Torres:
Fernando Torres Liverpool's number 9
His haircut proves that hes a fag
TORRES TORRES
he likes to go and get teabagged
TORRES TORRES
using no lube he likes the pain as horsedick Crouch fucks again
Fernando Torres liverpool's number 9

Gary Neville:
Gary Neville is a red is a red is a red Gary Neville is a red he hates scousers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

John Terry:
If u all love John Terry clap ur hands if u all love John Terry clap ur hands if u all love John Terry all love John Terry all love John Terry clap ur hands

Carlos Tevez:
Who's that man from Argentina
who's that man they all adore
plays rooney,plays with wes
He's our superstar Tevez
And forever at united he will score

Nemanja Vidic:
Nemanja ohhhh,Nemanja ohhhh
He comes from Serbia
He'll fucking murder ya

Wayne Rooney:
I saw my mate the other day,
He said to me,he'd seen the white pele
So I asked,"who is he?
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.
Wayne Rooney,Wayne Rooney
Goes by the name of wayne rooney.

John Terry:
Viva john terry Viva john terry
could of won the cup but he fucked it up
Viva john terry Viva john terry

Roy Keane:-
Oh Keano's f*ckin' magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Old Trafford,
He said I fancy that,
He didn't sign for Arsenal,
Or Blackburn 'coz they're sh*te,
He signed for Man United,
'Coz they're f*cking dynamite.

Ryan Giggs:-
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Feared by the blue