105 Facts About You



1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring?
nope

2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
almost three years

3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
money money money!


4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
every single day

5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
eh a long long time ago...i really should

6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
BOOZE BOOZE BOOZE!!!

7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
lasange an chips mmmmmmmmmmm

8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
ass, eyes THEN personality

9. ONE FAVORITE SONG?
em.....hot, avril lavigne

10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
d lock bud!

11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED:
Mercy

12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
Meteor

13. FAVORITE MALL STORE:
penneys!!!!

14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
uci...year an a half

15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
nope

16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:
not for fuckin ages...good idea

17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
My uncles in august

18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
amanda

19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
friday mornin

20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
Mickey d's

21. BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
god there's so many.mostly bloke lies haha

23. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
i dunno...charlies of a thurs nite haha

24. CAN YOU COOK?
sweet moses no!!!

25. WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?:
hyundi accent...although i cant drive it yet

26. BEST KISSER:
em...i dunno names

27. LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
today, for no reason at all!

28. MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
nuts, and chicken!

29. THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
My alcoholism?

30. THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
everything else

32. LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
fuckin twelve poxy hours!

33. FAVORITE MOVIE?
planet terror!!!

34. CAN YOU SING?
not a note

35. FIRST CONCERT ATTENDED?
boyzone...for shame

36. LAST KISS?
thurs

37. LAST MOVIE RENTED:
i buy or download

38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
phone

39. FAVORITE vacation spot:
Amsterdam

43. LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
laptop

44. FAVORITE COMEDIAN?:
henry rollins. mmmmm

45. DO YOU SMOKE?
yup

46. SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
depends on my mood

47. WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:
animal

48. DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?
nope

49. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
none.

50. PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
pancakes

51. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?
hate it

52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
IN THE MORNIN??
i dont

53. DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
kinda

54. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
alison

55. LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
peter

56. WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?:
txt from shane

58. NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
3

59. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
jeans an a hoodie

60. PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
in the dark, u cant see shiny cars, thats wen u need me there, with u i'l always share! love that bitch!

61. WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:
on my wat?!?

62. CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:
kinda

63. CAN YOU SWIM?
yep

64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?:
mmmmmmmmm ice cream...

65. DO YOU LIKE MAPS?
y would i specifically like maps?!?

66. TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF?:
i have an extra nipple haha

68. EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?:
of course

69. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON:
autumn

70. LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
oh wen shane fell on his arse off a table!!!!!

71. WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING ?
fuckin half ten

72. BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?: .
the smell

73. LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?:
NEVER

75. NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?
blackie

76. DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?:
they're freakin deadly

77. WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND??
i dont even want to think bout that yet

78. BIRTHDATE
17/10/86

79. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE:
I wanna be loved by you just you nobody else but you, i wanna be kissed by you, alone! po

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE
Bamber Gascoigne: What was Ghandi's first name?
Contestant: Goosey, Goosey?

THE WEAKEST LINK
Anne Robinson: In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet?
Contestant: Jool carriageway.

Anne Robinson : Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius?
Contestant: Bombay.

Anne Robinson: What insect is commonly found hoverin g! above lakes?
Contestant : Crocodiles. Anne Robinson: Wh...? Contestant (interrupting)
: Pass!

Anne Robinson: In olden times, what were minstrels, travelling entertainers or chocolate salesmen?
Contestant: Chocolate salesmen.

Anne Robinson : The Bible, the New Testament. The Four Gospels were written by Matthew, Mark, Luke and...?
Contestant: (long pause) Joe?

Anne Robinson: Who was a famous Indian leader, whose name begins with G, revered by millions, who was assassinated and received a state funeral?

Contestant: Geronimo!

NATIONAL LOTTERY JET SET
Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials G.B.S.?
Contestant: William Shakespeare.

CHRIS SEARLE SHOW, BBC BRISTOL
Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?
Caller: Japan.
Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.
Caller: Er... Mexico?

FAMILY FORTUNES
1) Something a blind man might use? - A Sword

2) A song with the word Moon in the title? - Blue Suede Moon

3 ) Name the capital of France? - F

4) Name a bird with a long Neck? - Naomi Campbell

5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? - A burglar

6 ) Where is the Taj Mahal? - Opposite the Dental Hospital

7) What is Hitler's first name? - Heil

A famous Scotsman? - Jock

9) Some famous brothers? - Bonnie and Clyde.

10) A dangerous race? - The Arabs

11 ) Something that floats in a bath? - Water

12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? - A horse

13) Something you wear on a beach? - A deckchair

14) A famous Royal? - Mail

15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? - A bicycle with wings

16) A famous bridge? - The Bridge Over Troubled Waters

17) Something a cat does? - Goes to the toilet

1 Something you do in the bathroom? - Decorate

19) A method of securing your home? - Put the kettle on

20) Something associated with pigs? - The Police

21) A sign of the Zodiac? - April

22 ) Something people might be allergic to? - Skiing

23 ) Somethin g! you do before you go to bed? - Sleep

24) Something you put on walls? - A roof

25) Something slippery? - A conman

26 ) A kind of ache? - A fillet of fish

27) A jacket potato topping? - Jam

2 A food that can be brown or white? - A potato

29) Something sold by gypsies? - Bananas

30) Something red? - My sweater

RADIO LINCS PHONE-IN
Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
Contestant: Barcelona.
Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.
Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain.

STEVE WRIGHT SHOW, RADIO 2
Wright: On which continent would you find the River Danube?
Contestant: India.

Wright : What is ! the Italian word for motorway?
Contestant: Espresso.

Wright: What is the capital of Australia? And it's not Sydney.
Contestant: Sydney.

THIS MORNING
Judy Finnegan : The American TV show 'The Sopranos' is about opera. True or false?
Contestant: True?
Judy Finnegan: No, actually, it's about the Mafia. But it is an American TV show,so I'll give you that.

BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE
Paul Wappat: How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.

BOB HOPE BIRTHDAY QUIZ, LBC
P r! esenter: Bob Hope was the fifth of how many sons?
Contestant: Four

BBC GMR, PHIL WOOD SHOW
Wood: What "K" could be described as the Islamic Bible?
Contestant: Er...
Wood: It's got two syllables... Kor...

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first; start out dead and get it out of the way. Then you
wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension; then,
when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol; you party; you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for high school.

You go to primary school; you become a kid; you play; you have no
responsibilities; you become a baby, and, then, you spend your
last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating,
spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and, finally, you
finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.