Girl is on the couch making out with a hot guy... Her Cellphone rings..
Girl: Hey babe, I'll be right back. I need to take this call.
Boy: Yeah okay. Sure.
Girl: (Walks into next room) Hey! What's up?
Guy-[on her Cell]: Nothing, hey hun, do you think we could go do something later tonight? what are the chances my boss let me get out early.
Girl: Yeah sounds great.
Guy: Okay. I'm right outside your house, i'll come to get you now. Girl: That's not such a good idea...
Guy: Why not? Girl: I'm busy right now..Sorry.
Guy: With what? It's our anniversary!? You didn't make anyother plans did you?
Girl: (in her head yells, SHIT!) Throws clothes back on quickly. No No..I was just eating..with the family.
Guy: But I thought you said your family was away this weekend, up at your resort? (Walks into her house, turns corner into hallway. Goes downstairs, and finds His bestfriend, on her couch, half un-dressed, trying to pull his pants back on. And his girlfriend pulling her shirt over her head.)
Guy: What the Hell Is going on?!
Girl: I can explain! Please listen to me!
Guy: benny? How could you do this to me! rachel! I thought you loved me! And yet, your sleeping with MY BEST FRIEND!!!!
Girl: john...!
Guy: (With tears in his eyes, rushes out of room, and slams the door.)
Boy: (Climbs out of window, starts his car, and drives off down the street.)
Girl: (Running after her boyfriend. Yelling-) NOOOO! Please!! Come back john!! Pleeeeeasssse????!! (Trips, Falls Down and Cries).
Guy: (Turns Around. Looks Straight at his girlfriend in tears.) Why? rachel Why? (Walks right before her. And says-) I Loved you! Oh My God, I'm in love with a whore. Does this mean I have to pay you now?! Here take this as the cash. (And drops a ring box on her lap.)
Girl: (She opens the ring box. Her Jaw Drops...)~(Before her eyes is a diamond wedding ring.) You Were going to propose?
Guy: Yeah...How Dumb was I? And as he slowly walked back to his car, his headlights faded...And she was in despair.

*Later that night, The girl got a phone call from the police saying he just jumped off the bridge and killed himself.*

* If you love/like someone, and you want them in your life forever. Repost in 380 seconds. Or your true love will walk away from you*

A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9
years
old.







One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices hat his little brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.






The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.







Lettuce!!!

























Tomato!!!

























Lettuce!!!


























Tomato!!!


























Lettuce!!!























Tomato!!!
























She screams.

























Lettuce!!!






























Tomato!!!





Whoa!!!








PULL IT OUT!!!















PULL IT OUT NOW!!!












I can't get pregnant!


















Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!




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1 hour- You'll have bad sex





20 min - Your crush will kiss you




15min - Your crush will tounge you




5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out



under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever