1. Full Name: Kieran Dominic Luke Foley
3. Birthday: 30th of November
4. Place of Birth: Athy
6. Male or female: Male
7. Grade: N/A as of 5 years ago.
8. School: I dont go to school
9. Occupation: Student
10. Residence: My house
11. MSN Screen Name: kieranfoley12 (I think)

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour: Jet Black
13. hair lenght: Short(ish)
14. Eye colour: Brown
15. Weight: About 13 stone
16. Height: 6'2
17. Braces: No
19. Piercings: No
20. Tattoos: Nope
21. Righty or Lefty: Ambidextrous (I use both hands)

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: I cant remember
23. First Award: Speech and Drama award (I dont know if thats a real award)
24. First Sport You Played: Gaelic (wasnt very good at ot)
25. First pet: Gizmo (a dog)
26. First Real Vacation: Hannover, Germany was my first real holiday
27. First Concert: Metallica in 2003
28. First Love: Some girl.

___ Favourites___

29. Movie: The Longest Day
30. TV programme: Doctor Who
31. Colour: Black
32. Rapper: I cant stand rap.
33. Band: Thin Lizzy
34. Song Right Now: The Devils Right Hand by Steve Earle
35. Friends: Too many to name, im not popular or anything but I would forget someone
36. Sweet: Wine Gums
37. Sport to Play: N/A
38. Restaurant: Any Subway
39. Favourite brand: I dont take note of who makes my clothes
40. Store: Forbidden Planet
41. School Subject: History
42. Animal: Dogs
43. Book: Anything by Garth Ennis
44. Magazine: I dont realy read magazines
45. Shoes: Go on my feet.

___Currently___

46. Feeling : A bit unsure about the future and a lot of things in the past I wish I did different, I rarley have my mind on the present
47. Single or Taken?: Single
48. Have a crush? Yeah
49. Eating: Nothing right now
50. Drinking: Coffe
51. Typing:This blog thing right now
52. Online? : Yes
53. Listening To: Nothing
54. Thinking About: What was the name of the bad guy in Tron?
56. Watching: My laptop screen (these questions are getting dumb
57. Wearing: Some clothes

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids? : Not right now
59. Want to be married? See above
60. Careers in Mind: Youth Worker or I might try and join the Fire Brigade
61. Where do you want to live: Havnt decided yet
62. Car: Ill get one someday

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: Black
64. Hair length: At least down to the shoulders
65. Eye colour: Blue or Green
66. Measurements: Don't mind
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: Cant realy have one without the other
70. Short or Tall: Shorter than me anyway
71. Easygoing or serious: A decent bit of both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous I think
73. Fatty or Skinny: I would find either attractice in excessive amounts
74. Sensitive or Loud:Sensitice
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Id need to know what she was like before I could answer that
76. Sweet or Caring: Caring, altough there both kind of the same
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Neither

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yeah
79. Had Alcohol: Yes
80. Smoked: No
81. Ran Away From Home: No
82. Broken a bone: Not yet
83. Got an X-ray: Yeah
85. Broken Someone’s Heart:I wouldn't say so
88. Cried At School: No

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: Yes
90. Miracles: Maybe
91. Love At First sight: Under the right circumstances

The Shotgun Constitution


Preamble:

THE RULES LISTED BELOW APPLY TO THE CALLING OF SHOTGUN (THE PASSENGER SEAT) IN AN AUTOMOBILE. THESE RULES ARE DEFINITIVE AND BINDING.

Section I The Basic Rules

Article 1: In order to call Shotgun, the caller must pronounce the word "Shotgun" as long as the driver verifies the call.

Article 2: Shotgun may only be called if all occupants of the vehicle are outside and directly on the way to the said vehicle which is in sight.

Article 3: Early calls are strictly prohibited. Shotgun may only be called while walking toward the vehicle and only applies to the drive immediately forthcoming.

Shotgun can never be called while inside a vehicle or still technically on the way to the first location. For example, one can not get out of a vehicle and call Shotgun for the return journey.

Article 4: The driver has final say in all ties and disputes. The driver has the right to suspend or remove all shotgun privileges from one or more persons.

Section II Special Cases

These special exceptions to the above rules should be considered in the order presented; the case listed first will take precedence over any of the cases beneath it, when applicable.

Article 1: In the instance that the normal driver of a vehicle is drunk or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun.

Article 2: In the instance the person who actually owns the vehicle is not driving, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they
decline.

Article 3: In the instance the the driver's spouse, lover, partner, or hired prostitute for the evening is going to accompany the group, he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.

Article 4: In the instance that one of the passengers may become so ill during the course of the journey that the other occupants feel he/she will toss their cookies, then the ill person should be given Shotgun to make appropriate use of the window.

Article 5: In the instance that only one person knows how to get to a given location and this person is not the driver, then as the designated navigator for the group they automatically get Shotgun, unless they decline.

Article 6: In the instance that one of the occupants is too wide or tall to fit comfortably in the back seat, then the driver may show mercy and award Shotgun to the genetic misfit.

Alternatively, the driver and other passengers may continually taunt the poor fellow as they make a three-hour trip with him crammed in the back.

Section III The Bastard Rules

Article 1: If the driver so wishes, he/she may institute the Bastard Rules on the process of calling Shotgun. In this case all rules, excepting that of Section 1, Article 4, are suspended and the passenger seat is occupied by whoever can take it by force.

Article 2: The driver must announce the institution of the Bastard Rules with reasonable warning to all passengers. This clause reduces the amount of blood lost by passengers and the damage done to the vehicle.
Please follow the above rules to the best of your ability. If there are any arguments or exceptions not covered in these rules, the driver calls the shots, as stated in Section 1, Article 4.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

The Chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

Crop circles are Chuck's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Chuck doesnt see dead people. He makes people dead.

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fools fucking head off.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem. It wouldnt take shit from anybody.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

If at first you dont succeed, youre not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norrispajamas.

In a recent survey it was discovered that 94% of Irish women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.


When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesomeness cannot be contained in one building.

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Don’t fuck with Chuck Noris………

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his Father did.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

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