MARCH '09

"Stupid Green Light!!" - Me


FEBRUARY '09

"I hope I stall!" - Grace McKenna


JANUARY '09

"You've got a cock on your head!" - Paul Gregg (who hadnt noticed he had one himself )


DECEMBER '08

"He's my rade roje assistant!" - Me (Referring to Dermot)


NOVEMBER '08

"She's the onions in me burger lad, and I f***ing HATE onions!" - Dermot Mulholland


OCTOBER '08

"His name is Rustle!" - John Kearns (Referring to me in my Halloween Costume!)


SEPTEMBER '08

"Light thinks it travels faster than anything, but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." - Reaper Man; Terry Pratchett


AUGUST '08

"Hiroshima Fail" - John Kearns


JULY '08

"Emmet Mulholland!" - Mark Hatfield


JUNE '08

"Every Week of the Night!" - Me


MAY '08

Eoin: "Twins!"
John:"What, both of them?"


APRIL '08

"Time is a Drug, Too much of it kills you." - Small Gods; Terry Pratchett


MARCH '08

"He tights a run ship!' - Declan Colgan


FEBRUARY '08

"If you had a Rangerover, itd be easy to pull women! If you had a woman, you'd never get a Rangerover!" - Michael 'Flush' Laverty (When asked which he'd rather have.)


JANUARY '08

"Nerr!" - Daniel Niblock


DECEMBER '07

"Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas!" - Old Fat Guy in Red Suit


NOVEMBER '07

" Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. " - Will Rogers


OCTOBER '07

"Failure isnt an option - It comes as standard with Windows." - Anon


SEPTEMBER '07

"Sometimes, I guess, there just ain't enough rocks." - Forrest, Forrest Gump


AUGUST '07

"If you had twice the brains, you'd only be twice as stupid." - Eugene Mulholland


JULY '07

"The Mandolin is the bottom four strings of the guitar, backwards...so a person with dyslexia has no problem learning to play the Mandolin." - Steve Goodman


JUNE '07

"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde


MAY '07

"Consider the nature of time and understand that the universe is, instant by instant, recreated anew. Therefore understand there is, in truth, no past, only the memory of the past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. Therefore, the only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen
before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it." - Thief of Time; Terry Pratchett.


APRIL '07

"Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST..." - Frank Zappa

If you are new to Blues music, or like it but never really understood the whys and wherefores, here are some very fundamental rules:

1. Most Blues begin with: "Woke up this morning..."

2. "I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the Blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line like, "I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town."

3. The Blues is simple. After you get the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes - sort of: "Got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Yes, I got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Got teeth like Margaret Thatcher and she weigh 500 pound."

4. The Blues is not about choice. You stuck in a ditch, you stuck in a ditch...ain't no way out.

5. Blues cars: Chevys, Fords, Cadillacs and broken-down trucks. Blues don't travel in Volvos, BMWs, or Sport Utility Vehicles. Most Blues transportation is a Greyhound bus or a southbound train. Jet aircraft and state-sponsored motorpools ain't even in the running. Walkin' plays a major part in the Blues lifestyle. So does fixin' to die.

6. Teenagers can't sing the Blues. They ain't fixin' to die yet. Adults sing the Blues. In Blues, "adulthood" means being old enough to get the electric chair if you shoot a man in Memphis.

7. Blues can take place in New York City but not in Hawaii or anywhere in Canada. Hard times in Minneapolis or Seattle is probably just clinical depression. Chicago, St. Louis and Kansas City are still the best places to have the Blues. You can't have no Blues in any place that don't get no rain.

8. A man with male pattern baldness ain't the Blues. A woman with male pattern baldness is. Breaking your leg 'cause you were skiing is not the Blues. Breaking your leg 'cause a alligator be chomping on it is.

9. You can't have no Blues in an office or a shopping mall. The lighting is wrong. Go outside to the parking lot or sit by the dumpster.

10. Good places for the Blues:
a. highway
b. jailhouse
c. empty bed
d. bottom of a whiskey glass

11. Bad places for the Blues:
a. the local hilton
b. gallery openings
c. penthouse suites
d. golf courses

12. No one will believe it's the Blues if you wear a suit, 'less you happen to be an old person, and you slept in it.

13. Do you have the right to sing the Blues? Yes, if:
a. you're older than dirt
b. you're blind
c. you shot a man in Memphis
d. you can't be satisfied

No, if:
a. you have all your teeth
b. you were once blind but now can see
c. the man in Memphis lived
d. you have a 401K or trust fund

14. Blues is not a matter of colour. It's a matter of bad luck. Tiger Woods can't sing the Blues. Sonny Liston could have. Ugly white people also got a leg up on the Blues.

15. If you ask for water and your darlin' give you gasoline, it's the Blues. Other acceptable Blues beverages are:
a. cheap wine
b. whiskey or bourbon
c. muddy water
d. black coffee

The following are NOT Blues beverages:
a. Perrier
b. Chardonnay
c. Snapple
d. Slim Fast

16. If death occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it's a Blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is another Blues way to die. So are the electric chair, substance abuse and dying lonely on a broken-down cot. You can't have a Blues death if you die during a tennis match or while getting liposuction.

17. Some Blues names for women:
a. Sadie
b. Big Mama
c. Bessie
d. Fat River Dumpling

18. Some Blues names for men:
a. Joe
b. Willie
c. Little Willie
d. Big Willie

19. Persons with names like Michelle, Amber, Jennifer, Debbie, and Heather can't sing the Blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis.

20. Blues Name Starter Kit:
a. name of physical infirmity (Blind, Mute, Lame, etc.)
b. first name (see above) plus name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Kiwi, etc.)
c. last name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, Clinton, etc.)

For example: Blind Lemon Jefferson, Pegleg Lime Johnson or Lame Kiwi Clinton, etc. (Well, maybe

001: Name – Emmet
002. Nicknames – numerous and usually shortlived
003. Single or taken -single
004. Zodiac Sign - Aries
005. Male or Female- Male
006. Old School - St.Marys *sniff*
007. iPod – nah, Sony Walkman
008. How many buddies on your list - 100 an somethin
009. Screenname - Bosca Capall!
010. Hair Color - Brownish
012. Hair Long or Short - Short
014. Eye Color - Greyish
015. Are you health freak – Nope
017. Do you have a crush on someone - who doesnt? lol
018. Do you like yourself - hmm, i dont hate myself, put it like that
019. Braces? – Nope!
020. Think your awesome? – in which context?
021. Piercings – nope
022. Tatoo - nope
023. Righty or Lefty - Righty


* YOUR FIRSTS *
024. Surgery – Op to sort out my gay sinuses
025. First piercing – none
026. First best friend – cant remember
027. First Award – won the cross-country in P1! woo!
028. First Sport You Joined – Good old Gaelic
029. First pet – Dont got one, unless you count Helga
030. First vacation – prob down south somewhere
031. First Concert – Motorhead!
032. First love – Food


* YOUR FAVOURITES *
033. Movie – Shawshank Redemption
034. Favorite tv show – Dont watch much TV
035. Color - toughie, prob black
036. Music – Classic Rock
039. Drink – Coke
040. Body part on a girl: probably the ass!lol
041. Sport To Play – gaelic
042. Favorite piece of clothing – Mr T t-shirt
043. Brand Of Clothing? - Primark rocks, an im not ashamed to say it!
044. What do you sleep with? – my boxers...lol
045. Favorite School – Gotta be SMG
046. Favorite Animal – Horse!lol
047. Favorite Books – The Discworld Series by Terry Pratchett
048. Favorite Magazines – dont read em

* CURRENTLY *
049. I'm eating - Pasta
050. I'm drinking - Water
052. I'm about to - do revision, believe it or not
053. Listening to – my rather diverse music collection
055. Waiting For – me to finish typing
056. Watching - the screen
057. Wearing – 'Save Water, Drink Beer' t-shirt, jeans and converse


* YOUR FUTURE *
058. Want Kids? – Aye
059. Want to Get Married? – Aye
060. Careers in Mind - Sound/Acoustic engineer, Professional Musician

* WHICH IS BETTER ON OPPOSITE SEX *
068. Lips or Eyes – Eyes
069. Hugs or Kisses – Both
070. Shorter or Taller – Bit Shorter
072. Romantic, Spontaneous: Spontaneous
073. nice stomach or nice arms – Both
074. Sporty or smart? Bita both
075. Hook-up or Relationship – Relationship
076. Sweet or Caring - Bita both
077. Trouble Maker or Hesitant? – bit more of a trouble maker!lol


* HAVE YOU EVER *
078. Kissed a Stranger - yup
079. Drank bubbles - not that i remember
080. Lost glasses/contacts - never had em
081. Ran Away From Home – nope
082. Broken a bone – yup, big toe on right foot, twice, in the same place
083. Got an X-ray - yup
084. Broken Someone's Heart – dunno, ask them
085. Turned Someone Down - yup
087. Cried When Someone Died – yup

* DO YOU BELIEVE IN *
089. God - yup
090. Miracles – yup
093. Aliens – yup
094. Magic - its just tricks, not magic
095. Heaven - think so
096. Santa Claus – nope
097. Sex on the first date – lol
098. Kissing on the first date - yup
099. Angels – dunno