Har Har.

Welcome.

For the first time in a long time i'm actually gonna post an old school blog/bulletin/backgammon thing. So basically the next few sentences will be as random as sock mice.

Today it was sunny... so obviously i stayed in bed until Susan woke me up... why did Susan wake me up? Picnic! Pretty much seemed like a baws idea. Cut to the night before; when i got pretty drunk and had a few very nice "adjusted" cigarettes afterwards, resulting in hangover. Back to the picnic. Yeah... seriously a picnic? Who the hell goes for picnics? BBQ's all the waaaay bay-bee. Regardless, sunshine removed me from thy deathbed and then we sailed to ASDA.

Then to pick up Ben and go to the Glenifer Braes. Crunchine didn't come because he is a complete and utter sellout. A sellout that was doing something important to him and i feel the urge to give him a plug. Please check out Paul Cuthbert @ http://www.myspace.com/paulcuthbertmusic .

So yeah, Snotty little dogs don't make good bread. Fact!

Er.

We sat out in le sun surrounded by people that were obviously doggers. We wined and dined, the abused some sort of monument, which pictures and sketch's will follow in a few days. Maybe. I'm not good at actually get camera developed. It's like a phobia of the Klick photography and they way the conveniently place a Munro dry cleaners and klick photo shop in the same building. And how the fuck do you clean a Munro?

When i started this i swear i had something good to say.

Anyway. More plugs. Moosic plugs.

Dive Dive @ http://www.myspace.com/divedive - I don't know why, but i fucking love these dudes. Remind me of the old Million Dead.

Piano Bar Fight @ http://www.myspace.com/pianobarfight - [Insert praise here]

Maybe i should watch some more South Park then close thy eyes.

Also i'm a liar, i wasn't random as fuck.

However i did get sidetracked. And have spent about 3 hours writing this between watching South Park, Sleeping and dabbling in some Cocktail Sausages.

I could do with a smoke and a pancake.

Pah!

Sock Mice are EVIL~! and they write things inside my socks! And play the piano in groups of three, the bastards.

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Why the fuck can't i use html on bebo. Well GHEY!

ali x