Write down the people in the order they appear on you top 16 friends list next to the numbers below and answer the following questions...

1.Marsel
2.James
3.Lisa
4.Fraser
5.Tait
6.Ross
7.Bobby
8.Downie
9.Adam
10.Craig
11.Fraz M
12.Carson
13.Calvin
14.Bogie
15.Ross
16 Robby

Q. Have you ever kissed 1?
A. Prob in a brother way only

Q. Whats your least favourite thing about 15?
A. oooft were do a start. lol. he comes out wae random pish. lol. ko dougie

Q. Whats the best memory you have of 12?
A. theres huners. to name a few. The week in Ibiza and the Big reunion. wen we went bak out to see alex kidd and came bak to apartment pure buzzin..

Q. Whens the next time your gonna see 4?
A.in about an hour. goin up 2 get him fae work

Q. Is number 8 pretty?
A. aye he is lovely.lol ..AYE RIGHT. ko downie bhoy!

Q. What was your first impression of number 6?
A. funny as fuk and luvley tits. lol. all ye need is a part time job tae pay fur yer pills

Q. What do you like most about 14?
A. he is a wido. lol

Q. How did you meet 2?
A. at basketball wen a was a wee guy

Q. Do you think 9 would kill someone?
A. no he is to much of a fairy. lol

Q. Is 1 your best friend?
A. hes ma bro so suppose thats close enough

Q. How long have you known 2?
A. too long. lol. eh since a was in Primary5 athink so.. years mate. am hungover and cany think

Q. Have u seen 3 naked?
A. eh naw


Q. Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
A. a hope not but you never no wae tait

Q. Whats the last thing you did with 1?
A. got totally oot ma dial last night

Q. If you could give anything to 7 what would it be?
A. a ticket to a rave wae the DSC

Q. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
A. jmz n beattie.. oh aye.. jmz could motor boat they hings aw day

Q. If 10 was a crayon what colour would he/she be?
A. blue coz of the obvious ;-[

Q. Hav you ever been to 5's house?
A. aye for a couple a parties lol

Q. Whens the next time you will see 6?
A. prob nxt week for a halloween bounce

Q. Are you close to 12?
A. ad say so tho we dnt really see much of each other coz he lives in the toon

Q. Do you get on well with 4?
A. aye DSC TID

Q. Have you ever been to the movies with 16?
A. aye the other day to see transformers

Q. Whats 2's house like?
A. a shite hole he stays in seafar TRAAAAAAMP LOl ko

Q. Have you ever been angry with 13?
A. mmm naw dnt think he has ever annoyeed me

Q. Would you ever make a move on 10?
A. lol naw

Q. What do you and 2 talk about the most?
A. Raves and anythin really! DSC YA BAM!

Choose Cumbernauld...?

Choose no job. Choose not to have a career. Choose unemployment. Choose a fucking big television you bought for £20 off some junkie in the Swan Inn. Choose Roundabouts. Choose no traffic Lights. Choose shite shops and officially the worst Town Centre in Britian. Choose Travel Agents, Opticians, Estate Agents and Hairdressers. Choose Pound shops. Choose lots of fucking pound shops. Choose to the Antonine centre. Choose from the four shops currently in the Antonine Centre. Choose from the Travel Agents, Opticians, Estate Agents, Hairdressers and fucking poundshops that will soon occupy the Antonine centre. Choose Fopp. Or rather don't choose Fopp as they went bust within a week of opening up in the Antonine Centre. Choose Costa Coffee. Choose to sup on a cappuccino with Carbrain's finest neds, junkies and single mothers. Choose to spend your Saturday afternoons watching mind numbing, spirit crushing football ('Mon the Bully Wee!). Choose underage drinking. Choose Tennants Super. Choose to join a gang whose initials end in 'YT'. Choose Buckfast. Choose street crime. Choose Court Round up. Choose copious Drug abuse. Choose the only town in Scotland not to have a theme pub or cinema complex. Choose The Basement. Choose to believe that it really is 'The City Centre Venue in Cumbernauld'. Choose Papa Doc's. Choose a burst mooth. Choose to wake up on a Sunday morning wondering why the fuck you're still living here. Choose Sax. Choose to have an ice rink that's been shut for 10 years. Choose Lecky White. Choose to have a ten pin bowling alley that's been shut for 10 years. Choose fucking Bingo. Choose to vote in a council who build McDonalds, Burger King, Pizza Hut and KFC in the hope the population slowly kill themselves through heart disease.

Choose The Kopper Kettle.

Choose "Aff yer Heid".

Choose Cumbernauld.


But Why would I want to do a thing like that?

copy the MAD questions then write a MAD comment and paste them, then just fire in ur MAD ANSWERS answers!

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and How did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word:
8. What was your first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When was the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn"t?
15. Would you give me your phone number
16. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?