Boris

my tie has turned into a scarf and now i'm all french. hawheehaw.

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Boris
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  • Man, 26, Hartjes 234
  • uit the wrong way out on the causeway to neverwhere
  • I am Single
  • Profielbezoeken: 5.292
  • Lid sinds: October 2006
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I <3 EARTH
Me, Myself, and I
if i lose you
if i lose you
if i lose you
if i lose you
uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, mmm
if i, if i, if i, if i, if i
b-b-b-b-baby g g g, so g g g, you you you
if i lose you
if i lose you
uh huh, uh huh
if i lose you in the street
if i lose you in the street
if i lose you in the street at night
if i lose you in the street
if i lose, don't be sad
if i lose you in the street
if i lose you in the street, hey
if i lose you in the street
g g come here come here come
feel for you
kiss me, break my mind, close the door
black steel, break my mind, close the door
black steel, the sight of you falling out
the sight of you
if i lose you in the street, six
if i lose you in the street
i say, i say, i say, i say, i say, i say
wassup, wassup with you?
wassup with your friends?
high hills, high hills
oh i, m b v m b v m b v m b v m b v more m b v hi fi
i wanna see you
stand up, stand up, stand up
in the high hills
don't trade, don't don't i don't trade
I LIKE
caffiene highs!
I DON'T LIKE
caffiene lows. things that you can't use to operate touch screens, such as pillows, knives, knees, sharks, bromine, the sun, halberds and staples.
other places
yeah like myspace
http://www.myspace.com/borisakagener...
although nobody really talks to me on there, i think you have to be really cool or a mute or not a real person to join in.
and facebook under my actual name, but i'm a bit too scared to say anything on there because everybody hears it and it looks like what a private hospital looks like inside my head.
and i've just made this flickr page
http://www.flickr.com/people/borispumps/
but i don't have any friends so add me if you're on there!
otherwise i'm just hiding in the toilet cubicles in my work.
lovely music
we came to dance by the gaslight anthem, dancing in the dark by bruce springsteen, baspatterns by paza, governing childhood by rugar and gravemakers and gunslingers by coheed & cambria are all lovely songs that i often figuratively lick with my musical tongue.
hobbies include
shouting incoherently at women and stealing their hats, walking asymptotically to things and being nervous.

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  • flatwarming anyone?

    hey fucknuggets, in celebration of myself and the fist of thunder moving into our funky new ice cube, we're going to get drunk inside it and then go outside of it to continue to get drunk inside of somewhere else.

    we've managed to squeeze ourselves in between people's birthdays and office christmas pissups and we're doing it on the 8th december. i'll be drinking as soon as i wake up to get rid of my hangover, but you guys can turn up whenever you want. we live at 3 fortingall avenue over in kelvindale so that would probably be a good place to start.

    acres of floorspace and a living room full of bedding for anyone needing to stay over. we could really do with the extra body heat.

    pump, ten beers, fuck off, mojito, yaldy and a special bra to you all :P

    3 Commentaren 758 dagen

  • Fucking Plums.

    Patrick Swayze has no association with BORIS and has not authorised the use of his name in this blog

    I got a phone!

    I don't have anyone's numbers!

    Gimme numbers all you fucking plums!!!

    2 Commentaren 765 dagen

  • AW.

    This is the old dude Harry J. Reynolds and your looking at I Am Boris.

    I don't have a phone, Broon's birthday destroyed my phone. If you want to tell my face anything then send me something on here or try Jonny Inverness.

    Pump.

    4 Commentaren 780 dagen

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    • Paris
      luv Paris

      it was fun we went to see the strippers and i got free drink off rig men woo! im on detox this week so im boring and miserable :(

      1 week geleden
    • Paris
      luv Paris

      i love getting drunk its fun!

      if your drinking then i no that your a friend and i say.......

      I THINK ILL HAVE MYSELF BEER!

      right i will try to add you again i dont thing im that mentally retarded to make it up! glasgow husband is coming down to night, i think hes off his rocker he booked his ticket last night! atleast the kids will actually get there xmas presents this year and im going to make him buy me lots of drinks to make up for the childsupport hes not paid in 4 years!!!

      2 weken geleden
    • Paris
      Paris

      oh yeah and i did sign up to facebook but you havent added me you tube!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      3 weken geleden
    • Paris
      luv Paris

      well ya nugget! i fucking ment i added you as my other half lol! i want to get really drunk tonight :L

      3 weken geleden
    • Tallulah Happytits
      luv Tallulah Happytits

      Hey dude, hey thats my fav song!

      ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

      did you enjoy my singing?

      :)

      4 weken geleden
    • Paris
      luv Paris

      Marry me! :P

      4 weken geleden
    • Paris
      luv Paris

      du du du freestyle
      i like you mostly late at night
      hold tight hold tight

      4 weken geleden
    • Ian Scott
      Ian Scott

      Yup i made it just no feelin good at work fo!lol

      6 weken geleden via Mobiel
    • Broon
      Broon

      U all set for halloween then??

      7 weken geleden
    • Ian Scott
      Ian Scott

      Peep's is called peep peep's it's ma naighbour the programme britain's hardest check it on you tube it's a joke really

      7 weken geleden via Mobiel
    • Paris
      luv Paris

      Peeps ia the roghest bar in britian its down at the harbour haha! Were ganne stay till monday night ken!

      9 weken geleden
    • Paris
      Paris

      haha!!!!!!!! fuck i dont no why im laughing i am fucked my antics on a database they wont even let me in peeps at this rate! hows your night im bored as fuck :( i cant drink because i did too much bad stuff last weekend now im on antibiotics. fun time soon! you gonna book the days off?? i have taken the whole week. and im bringing supplies!! :P

      9 weken geleden
    • Paris
      luv Paris

      well you and me both my magical floating head friend! im going to pendulum this weekend bet your jealous hahano pants dance for you! do you dare me to take my pants to moshulu? i have noone to throw them accross the room this time gutted! Yeah assasin i wish then i could kill all the assholes! im working for a company called woodgroup now as commercial assistant i flashed my tits in the interview thats why i got the job :P

      11 weken geleden
    • Laura Ross
      luv Laura Ross

      whats been going down crazy man? x

      11 weken geleden
    • Paris
      luv Paris

      haha that will teach ya to fall asleep ya plum!

      11 weken geleden
    • Paris
      luv Paris

      who vandilised you??

      12 weken geleden
    • Paris
      luv Paris

      god if you left oout the worst ones i dread to think what they were like! they deserved the door step present after they dropped me on the string! what has happened to your head has the hair gone? im getting destroyed this weekend but hopefully i will keep my hair!

      12 weken geleden
    • Paris
      luv Paris

      holey fuckamoley! i look as rough as a pair of car tires that has been in a fire for 4 years then fell into a toxic waste dump before been shipped to africa and used as shoe soles for leppars! i demand you take them atrocities off your pictures! i think i might be sick if i look at them again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pump how you?

      12 weken geleden
    • Jamie Fucking Spiers
      Jamie Fucking Spiers

      I bet you're thinking about Panda's right now.

      13 weken geleden
    • Laura Ross
      Laura Ross

      awrie baw bag!!! :) how you? x

      14 weken geleden