Thats good dealings if ive ever seen it!
S.Feist

" Fuck you"
"Nah Fuck you!"
J.Patton

Im gona push you off this roof you cunt
S.Feist

Whos High?...I am
C.Arnott

Who wants to skip?...Meee!
S.Feist

When all else fails get stoned!
M.Rule

Me Jamie and Joe combine to make a three in one ultimate rolling machine!
S.Feist

I wasn't even there!
M.Willis

He looks like a dick, and you are a dick
S.Feist

Hearing your voice is like chewing tinfoil!
C.Arnott

When I eat, I feel like a lion, I want to roll over and sleep!
J.Patton

Im a locked door, How you gona get past me?
C.arnott

That baby needs a shave!
S.Feist

Watch, Watch....OH SHIT!
J.Patton

You Cheeky Boy!
S.Feist

I am a warrior of the world
S.Feist

How much do you have eh, Forty Pence, PPPFT!
S.Feist

Hmm that chicken still hungry!
C.Arnott

How minted would it be to have a half black, half chineese woman. Kind of like a Halle Berre but on a tired day!
S.Feist

I thought that dog had sausages...It was just a stick!
S.Feist

" Matt you heard this?"
" Nut but im feelin it!"
M.Willis

Aw yas, Papa Johns, WOW!
S.Feist

Aw what its like a freak show out here. Right outside a costume shop.
M.Willis

His Hat is so hot it burned off his hair
M.Willis

I wana see someone jiggle a cow!
M.Willis

I dunno how you could grow up to be so gay!
C.Arnott

Were you there when a wasp flew up his nose?
J.Patton

I looked at your hair and i thought you were a bender. You have proven me wrong
M.Wilson ( MTC )

It was probally border control
M.Willis

I genually hate neds
R.Mcwhirter

Its Official you can fit six santas in a phone box
F.Sloan

Why are we so fucking, fukcking, space cadeted?!
M.Wilson ( MTC )

Im gona throw away these skins...Fuck I threw away the skins!
M.Wilson ( MTC )

That makes me attracted. Aw what shes minted!
S.Feist

Who is this people?
M.Wilson ( MTC )

Is there any milk in this residence?
C.Arnott

" Mikey, how you doing?"
" Sean i need help...Help me sean!"
M.Welch

Black Meat?!...Who's Black meat?!
K.Pringle

I've seen people with funny heads!
S.Feist

Here i fancy her eh! Not really but she's so fricken hot!
C.Arnott

I'm a PC and i hate Sean Kneeshaw!
M.McGeary

1- " I saw someone the other day....Didn't know who it was "

2- " I had a Queef a couple of days ago!"
" Gibby a Queef is a fanny fart"
" Yea i know"

3- " why are all the mongos mongofied?


4- " How do you spell, ' More or Less?"
"M-O-R-E (Space) O-R (Space) L-E-S-S"
" Oh i thought it was 1 word"

5- " Che"


6 - " Gibby, No offence but you are a retard"
"..........Yea its great"


7 - " I'm Gona kick your ...
I'm gona kick....
I'm gona .....
I'm ...
Awk!..."


8 - " Its a man's wallet ! "


9 - " N-E-C-C-E-I-R-E" < attempting to spell necessary!


10 - " That meal was like an erection in my mouth! "



11 - " So we'll get two pints?"
" Yea so £ 2. 30 each! "
" So thats more than £5.00 yea? "


12 - " Do you want to go to the cinema?"
" To do what?"

13 - " When are the october holidays"






More to come, just let the man be a mongo!