Iain McLellan

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Iain McLellan
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  • Maschio, Cuoricini 57
  • Città: GLASGOW
  • Stato sentimentale: Impegnato/a
  • Visite al profilo: 18.687
  • Data registrazione: January 2005
  • www.bebo.com/dr_sheep

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Tutto su di me
(SHEEP-ISMS)

"DONE!!"

"YOUR ONLY HUMAN"

"...for FUCK SAKE"

"BACTERIA WILL KILL A MAN IN THE FIELD"

"SORRY I'M LATE"

"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT"

"THAT'LL DO DONKEY....THAT'LL DO"

"ONLY OUT FOR A FEW" (FOLLOWED BY)
"YEAH I'LL HAVE A LAPHROAIG"

"THAT GUYS A FUCKIN BELLEND"

"JOBBY"

"I'LL RUMBLE THE CHEESE"

"BAWBAG"

"WHAT THE FUCK DOES 'KEN' MEAN?"

"YOUR A TIT"

"HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT....."
(USUALLY REFERS TO SOMEONE NOT TALKING THE QUEENS' ENGLISH, AND MOST LIKELY SOMEONE FROM BATHGATE!)
SHEEP HATES
IDIOTS; PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE FUN OR PRATICALE JOKES; POOR SERVICE; PEOPLE WHO HAVE BLOCKED BEBO PAGES (WHATS THE POINT), LAZY PEOPLE; PEOPLE WHO ARE FAT AND BLAME SOMEONE ELSE (STOP EATING AND DO SOME EXERCISE); PEOPLE WHO HATE CHRISTMAS; UNGRATEFUL PEOPLE; PEOPLE WHO DON'T SAY THANK-YOU(IT COSTS NOTHING, AND SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!)
Music
Franz Ferdinand, Kasabian, The Killers, Louis XIV, The Young Knives, The Fratellis, The View, The Guillemots, The mighty Giants, little thief, The Foo Fighters, The Editors, The Kooks, Feeder, The Feeling, yeah yeah yeahs, Jamie T, Tom Jones, Stereophonics, Belle and Sebastian, Shaggy, The Proclaimers, Milburn, The Towers of London, Tom Waits, The Thrills, Travis, Keizer Chiefs, KT Tunstall, Mylo, 50Cent, Runrig, the Editors, Be your own pet, The Corries, Kanye West, London Symphony Orcestra
Sports
fitba,
Half Triathlons (really need to learn to swim)

and the school game of JOBBY!
Drinks
A GOOD QUALITY MALT
stella, Tennants, Kronenberg
Films
film of all time ...great escape, I know your all doing the tune in your head!!!! du du! da da dada.......
ok other films,
escape to victory
anything hugh grant is in especically 2 weeks notice!!!!!! Miss congeniality, (by the way i'm not gay!) Anchorman, Old Skool, a shot at glory (Mr McCoist), Bad Boys, Groundhog Day, The Rock, Debbie does Dallas, Trainspotting, Whiskey Galore, & EVERY BOND MOVIE EVER!
comedien
The one and only... Mr Billy Connolly
food
Chinese, beer, shellfish, beer, pizza, beer, scotch pies with beer, Macdonalds Breakfast, beer, square sausage, beer, stornoway black pudding!

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    • SHOULD I GET MY HAIR CUT?

      1. HELL YEAH, YA BLOODY HIPPY
      2. NOOOOOO!! YOU ARE THE FASION GURU
      3. NOOOOOO!! YOUR A ROCK STAR
      4. YES, AND STOP STRAIGHTENING IT
      5. GET IT SHAVED!!!

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    • will you be suporting England in the World Cup??

      1. No!! NEVER EVER EVER!! IT'S ENGLAND
      2. Yes! But only till the final and hope they get put out on Penalties!
      3. NO! i will support ANY team that plays AGAINST England
      4. Yes! Because they are part of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

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    • should I get my chest waxed??

      1. yes, because it will make you look even better.
      2. no, because you will look gay
      3. no, because it will hurt you too much
      4. yes, but only if you get a tan with it
      5. yes, but only for charity, along with a back, sack ,etc getting done

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    • welcome to glasgow

      Good old Glasgow,

      If I had to pick a city in the world where I could depend on one of the locals to kick a man who was on fire, it would
      always be Glasgow.
      That really had to hurt - 90% burns and sore goolies.

      I think we should get a photo of that guy KICKING A FLAMING MAN, blow it up and make it the welcome sign at Glasgow Airport. Underneath we should have the words 'Glasgow Welcomes Careful Drivers'.

      I love the naivety of Al-Qaeda. Trying to bring religious war to Glasgow! You're 400 years too late guys. You've not even got a football team!

      I think that we should give Partick Thistle to Al-Qaeda. If only for the joy of hearing them read out their team sheet on Saturday at 5am from the top of a mosque.

      The Sun last week urged us all to respond to the attack by flying the Union Jack.
      Really, in Glasgow that's never been a great way of getting your
      insurance premiums down.

      If we play this whole terrorism thing right, we could get Al-Qaeda to blow up some of Scotland's eyesores. I think we should definitely start putting signs up round Shettleston's high flats that say 'Financial Quarter'.

      For a while, confusion reigned at Glasgow airport. Was it a terrorist attack or just Richard Hammond turning up late for check-in?

      People say it was lucky they didn't crash into a fuel container. I say it's lucky they didn't hit the queue coming out of Duty Free - the whole place would have gone up like Hiroshima.

      The best bit is being told that hundreds of people were saved from being hideously burnt ... these were Scottish people flying to Spain! They'll come back looking like they've been bungee jumping off the lip of a volcano!!!

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    • TESCO LETTER

      Dear Mrs. Murray,

      While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Bathgate is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

      1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

      2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

      3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

      4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares and watched what happened.

      5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

      6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calorgas stove.

      7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

      8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

      9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

      10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

      11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

      12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

      13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."

      And, last, but not least:

      14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."

      Yours sincerely,

      Charles Brown
      Store Manager

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    • me me me

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      Two Names You Go By
      1. sheep
      2. Iain

      Two things that scare you
      1. dial-a-bus
      2. living in bearsden for much longer

      Two of Your Everyday Essentials
      1. jogging
      2. whisky

      Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
      1. superman pants
      2. (and thats it)

      Two of your favorite bands/ singer
      1. kenny rogers
      2. the corries

      Two Things You Want from a Relationship
      1. sex
      2. sex

      Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
      1. triathlon training
      2. sex

      Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die
      1. run the great wall of china
      2. buy a castle

      Two Things You Are Thinking About Now
      1. why the hell am i filling in this form?
      2. sex

      Two people you haven't talked to in a while
      1. sharpie
      2. bloody pikey

      Two Favorite Sports
      1. football
      2. hunting

      Two People who will fill this out
      1. you
      2. gordie (ya wee geek)

      Two things you did last night
      1. wengot drunk wit pile of mate (bloody good night)
      2. drunkenly text people (if it was you...sorry)

      Two shows you like to watch
      1. LOST (and i have seen it all, got better theories than you!!!)
      2. House

      Two things you would change about yourself
      1. little more hair
      2. wish i tried at school!!!

      Two things you ate today
      1. chocolate ice-cream
      2. sandwich

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    You Are JD!!!

    Hello? Yoo-hoo! Hi! Say, have you been tested for Attention Deficit Disorder? You've got your head in the clouds, my friend, but it helps make you a more interesting person. Your friends may think you're a bit of a dork, and you may make the wrong decisions on occasion, but you're a sweet, happy person who's on the right track in life.
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    • everyone shout .. .... ... . JOBBY !!!!
      everyone shout .. .... ... . JOBBY !!!!

      You always get sweetcorn in your jobby usually the day after a large portion of the yellow specs of joy . This is due to the fact your body cant digest them , or so i'm told . So tell me this ! What is the point in sweetcorn ???

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    • GIRUY!!!!
      GIRUY!!!!

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    • Ledge!

      YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE...

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      |_..._...______===|= _|__|.., ] |
      "(@)'(@)""''""*|(@)(@)****(@)

      ...ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE WHO ARE ALSO LEDGENDS. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN, YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE A TOTAL LEGEND!! X

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    • Karma Nights
      Karma Nights

      Galaxy FM comes to Karma Nights

      Friday 13th November

      Dont miss out on this exclusive night only @ Karma

      First 100 people to send us a message get free entry :)

      (if you dont want these messages please remove us as a friend)

      4 settimane fa
    • Naomi
      Naomi

      :L Haha Naah thats Awesome tbh!!:)
      Anyone who doesn't appreciate PJ&Duncan are just sad....:P :) xx

      23 settimane fa
    • Robert Boyle
      Robert Boyle

      Oi Oi Sheep m8 hows tricks? will u be gracing us with your pressence at training 2 weeks? :)

      23 settimane fa
    • Naomi
      Naomi

      Lets get ready ready , lets get ready ready , lets get ready to RUMBLE!!!:L
      I havnt rumbled in a while and thought you might be missing my song:D

      23 settimane fa
    • Katie Teale
      Katie Teale

      happy birthday iain x

      26 settimane fa
    • Emily Russell
      Emily Russell

      Alright Iain?
      Was wondering if you knew the story behind the bear above Peckhams!? If not I can enlighten u

      28 settimane fa
    • Wee Allan MacLachlan
      Wee Allan MacLachlan

      Huih, im not seeing your favourite cousin in your top friends>:(
      So are you all set for this weekend???:D

      28 settimane fa
    • Paula
      Paula

      Were really are to cool to be friends with Sarah...

      Haha! :)

      x

      28 settimane fa
    • Katie Teale
      luv Katie Teale

      You really are a FUD!!

      31 settimane fa
    • Matthew
      luv Matthew

      sheep!.. hope the night was good,

      missed me cuttin shapes left right and centre :) x

      32 settimane fa
    • Andrew D
      luv Andrew D

      How do wee mate? I'd have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky balloons.

      32 settimane fa via Cellulare
    • Michael McIntyre
      luv Michael McIntyre

      MICHAEL MCINTYRE SKINS

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      CAR!MAP!CAR!MAP!
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      WHEREABOUTS?WHREABOUTS?
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      PRICK..TUT
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      NO JUICE!!!
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      36 settimane fa
    • Gary Granger
      Gary Granger

      get some photos up BALDY

      41 settimane fa
    • Gary Granger
      Gary Granger

      put me down for a tenner. i would love to see it tho. whens it happening>?

      42 settimane fa
    • Kelly Ryan
      luv Kelly Ryan

      Hey,

      Thanks for coming along on Saturday, was a good night- even though the cheeseboard consisted of chedder, primula and philadelpha (iain's spelling). Sorry we didnt take care of your cheese-needs! :(

      Will see you soon

      Kelly x

      42 settimane fa
    • Gary Granger
      luv Gary Granger

      THE SHEEP IS GETTING SHEARED. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      42 settimane fa
    • Laura Keenan
      Laura Keenan

      Nah, its not that video, its one Jillian has of me and him singing :)

      43 settimane fa
    • Kelly Ryan
      Kelly Ryan

      Plan for sat: Ours between 7.30/8ish. I'll get Iain to text you the address.

      Nothing too manic, just a small drinking session. ;)

      Hopefully see you there,

      Kelly

      43 settimane fa