Dinosaur Jr - Tuesday 13 May @ The Spring and Airbrake
Crap!!!

Def Leopard & Whitesnake - Sat 21 June @ The Odyssey
Fanbloodytastic!!!!

Nickelback - Friday 12 September @ The Odyssey
Fukin Fantastic. Best concert I've ever been to!!!!!

The year is 2007 and little Man Utd supporter Wayne is talking to his Red Devils supporting Dad. SON "Dad, my mates in school told me that Liverpool won the European Cup for the 5th time in 2005 - are they right dad? DAD "Yes son, it's true, but they were dead lucky son, all the way through the tournament" SON
"Why dad?" DAD "Well in the group stages " SON "What dad, did they have a
team from Azerbaijan, Israel, and Ireland in their group?"
DAD "Well no, they had Monaco, Deportivo la Coruna, and Olympiakos"
SON "Well they still sound like 3 easy teams to me dad"
DAD "Actually Monaco reached the final the year before, Olympiakos had Won
their league 7 times out of the previous 8 seasons, and Deportivo Finished
above the galacticos of Real Madrid in their league".
SON "Jeez dad, that sounds like quite a difficult group then".
DAD "yeh I suppose your right son, but they were still lucky - it took a [beep]
shot by Gerrard against Olympiakos to get through".
SON "oh is that the goal where Andy Gray goes berserk Shouting "you beauty, you
beauty, what a hit son, what a hit!!!!"
DAD "yes son it is"
SON "oh ok. Well what happened in the last 16 dad, who did they draw?"
DAD "Bayer Leverkusen"
SON "Bayer who?"
DAD "Exactly son, but they had beaten Real Madrid 3-0 at home, and won their
group that included Dynamo Kiev and Roma too."
SON "bloody hell dad, they sound good". DAD "yes, I suppose you're right son"
SON "so did they win on away goals or something"
DAD "errrrr, no, they won both legs 3-1 each"
SON "oh - well who next then dad"
DAD "Juventus"
SON "How the heck did they get past them Dad?"
DAD "Well they did - they won 2-1 at home, and cruised to a 0-0 away Draw
without Juve having hardly any chances".
SON "were Juve bad at that time - had all their decent players gone or
something?"
DAD "well actually they still had players like Del Piero, Nedved, Ibrahimovic,
Thuram, and Buffon in the side. And they won Serie A a Few weeks later."
SON "wow, they beat the Italian champions elect - which easy team did they get
in the semi then?"
DAD "Chelsea"
SON "Chelsea - for God's sake - what an easy draw - they've won nothing,
Everton have won more than them".
DAD "well that season they won the Premiership and League Cup but the Reds
didn't let them score in 186 minutes of football"
SON "Jes-us Chr-ist - so Liverpool beat the English Champions elect too"
DAD "yes son, they bloody well did".
SON "so after all that I suppose all the good teams had been knocked out"
DAD "not quite son, AC Milan awaited them in the final"
SON "no way - aren't they the 2nd most successful team in the competition's
history".
DAD "yes son they are"
SON "so were Liverpool lucky because Milan had all their good players Out with
injuries"
DAD "no - they had Shevchenko, Crespo, Maldini, Nesta, Cafu, Kaka, Stam, Dida,
Gattuso, Pirlo, and Seedorf'.
SON "your 'avin a lafF"
DAD "it gets worse son. Milan were cruising 3-0 up at half-time".
SON "what happened, did they have 3 men sent off in the second half- How did
Liverpool get back into the game?"
DAD "no, Milan had no men sent off, the Reds scored 3 goals in 6 minutes"
SON "against the best defence in Europe"
DAD "yes!!!, against the best defence in Europe"
SON "so what happened next - extra time?"
DAD "yes son, and Dudek made the luckiest save ever to stop a Shevchenko shot
from a yard"
SON "why was it lucky dad - did it hit him on the backside, nose, shoulder Or
something"
DAD "no son, his hand"


SON "well aren't goalies meant to save shots with their hands" DAD "yeah but that's besides the point" SON "then what"
DAD "penalties!"
, SON "English teams are crap at penalties"
DAD "not this time they weren't - they only missed one. And that's how Liverpool became the luckiest team to win the European Cup". SON "but I bet when they brought the cup home there was hardly anyone To watch as all Liverpool fans live anywhere but Liverpool you say. How many was ther

"I'm not afraid of dieing, I'm afraid of not living"
"people don't eat my dust, its settled before they get there"
"OOPS"
"better to be a racer for a moment, than a spectator for a lifetime"
"Never ride faster than your angel can fly"
"motocross isnt a hobby, its a lifestyle"
"dont hesitate accelerate"
"Mx is a relentless battle...where man and machine become as one and
defy the laws of gravity a deeper singular will power that testes ones
will power unlike any other sport"
"Ahh, just hit it wide the F open, you'll be alright"
"If it wasn't for the bad stuff it wouldn't make winning so great"
"When in dought.. Gas it"
"Why tip toe through life to end up at deaths door safely"
"A motocross race isnt just any race.. It's a life style event"
"No Fear, Take no prisoners, leave no survivors."
"Motocross is a contact sport, see you in the first corner"
"Lead, Follow or get the F out of my way"
"bones heal, chicks dig scars, glory is forever"
"Xtreme- lifes too short not too be"