Alastair Haynes
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- Statut sentimental : En couple
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- Membre depuis: January 2006
- Dernière connexion: Il y a 3 jours
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- I'm Alastair, your average Joe amphibian... I spend too many hours in an aquatic environment, so apparently I have a beast of a six pack (according to Gillian. And Dave.).
I turn 19 this year. and am a student of arts and humanities at Edinburgh University.
I constantly smell of chlorine, although I can't smell it.
Want to know more? Just ask me: ali_haynes@hotmail.co.uk
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"woooah,your sex is on fire" ;) 8months <3
- My aims in life
- 1)Spend a night in the Gleneagles Hotel
2)Swim the channel
3)Partake in the Oktoberfest
4)Sleep with someone famous
5)Build my own house
6)Visit at least 20 different countries
7)Mile High club!
Eat Flick's bowl full of macaroni cheese. - Sports
- I'm crazy. I swim too much, 9 times a week in fact, and do weights... It hurts! Because of that, sleeping is my 3rd sport although I don't get to do that as much as I like (damn 5.30am training). As to my 2nd sport, that's for me to know...
- Scared Of
- Small spaces, having my left side tickled.
- Happiest When
- With Gillian
Asleep, or in the swimming pool, or eating (I could eat for Britain). Not all at the same time though... That could be messy!
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| Name : | Alastair Thomas Beaumont Haynes | |
| Nick Name : | Ali, Torpedo, whatever people want to call me really... | |
| Birthdate : | 10th October | |
| Birthplace: | Inverness | |
| Current Location: | Kinloss | |
| Eye Color: | Blue/Grey | |
| Hair Color: | Brown, but it turns blonde in the sun and chlorine | |
| Height: | Not sure, 5'8/9 | |
| Weight: | 11 Stone-ish | |
| Piercings: | Nope | |
| Tatoos: | Nope | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | Yes | |
| Vehicle: | Fiat Panda when my mum isn't using it | |
| Overused Phrase: | Dunno, lol online though! | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | Pizza or pasta | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | I actually like the Ramnee in Forres | |
| Candy: | Chocolate | |
| Number: | Back to my geek origins here - pi | |
| Color: | Blue | |
| Animal: | Dog | |
| Drink: | Cider | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | Eyes, smile or bum | |
| Perfume: | Whatever smells nice! | |
| TV Show: | Not fussed, I don't watch that much TV | |
| Music Album: | I have spells of liking different things - depends on my moo | |
| Movie: | Most things | |
| Actor/Actress: | Anyone | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | Pepsi | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | Burger King | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | Chocolate | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | Hot Chocolate | |
| Kiss or Hug: | Both.. Aren't I greedy! | |
| Dog or Cat: | Dog | |
| Rap or Punk: | Punk | |
| Summer or Winter: | Winter | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | Funny - Scary ones aren't scary anyway! | |
| Love or Money: | Love | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | When I feel like it, usually 11ish | |
| Most Missed Memory: | Not sure tbh | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | Shoulders, arms or pecs probably. | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | Shut that damn alarm up! | |
| Ambition: | To make the most of my life, be successful and enjoy it with | |
| Best Friends: | I don't believe in naming "best" friends | |
| Fears: | Dying alone. | |
| Longest relationship: | Not very long... | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | Never | |
| Ever been beaten up: | Nope | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | No | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | No | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | Yes! | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | Yes | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | No | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | Whatever suits them | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | Ditto | |
| Short or Long: | Preferably middle-long but I'm not that fussed. | |
| Height: | Doesn't matter | |
| Style: | Any | |
| Looks or Personality: | Personality, but good looks are useful too | |
| Hot or Cute | Both at the right times | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | Haha what a question to ask! | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | Most of them! | |
| How do you want to Die: | Having fun, or surrounded by friends and family. | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | Last week | |
| Get along with your Parents: | We have our moments... | |
| Health Freak: | I guess I am in some respects, but absolutely not in others! | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | Not really. | |
| Believe in Yourself: | I believe in myself in some things, but am very unconfident | |
| Want to go to College: | I'm at uni. | |
| Do you Smoke: | No | |
| Do you Drink: | Sometimes | |
| Shower Daily: | Yes, up to 3x !!! | |
| Been in Love: | Define love... | |
| Do you Sing: | Top score on singstar :P | |
| Want to get Married: | Yeah | |
| Do you want Children: | When the time is right. | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | I don't lose things, just permanently misplace them... | |
| Hate anyone: | Nah, hate is a strong word | |
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Well apparently I am...
The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.
If you're as bored as I was, do the test yourself to see what you are at:
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Boredom survey
Hi, my name is: Alastair but you can call me Ali (or Al if you really want)
Never in my life have I: given this question serious thought.
The one person who can drive me nuts: may well be my sister.
High school: is an inferior thing to an Academy like Forres Academy
When I'm nervous: I rock from side to side on my ankle.
The last song I listened to was: a very good song.
If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honour would be: very surprised at how spontaneous the marriage was.
My hair is: horrible and straw-like.
When I was 5: I went into P2!
Last Christmas: was on 25th December.
I should be: learning some French.
When I look down I see: a protrusion down to mid thigh, which is of course the loose en of my belt
The happiest recent event was: being in Holland
If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be: either Ross or Joey.
By this time next year: I will be 17
I have a hard time understanding: how to explain things to people who don't understand me
There's this girl I know that: was female.
You know I like you a lot when: I hug you.
If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: my dog.
The thing I want to buy: is a laptop and some new legskins.
I plan to visit: Thurso and Barrow... Some time.
If you spent the night at my house you would: feel cold in the morning because my brother leaves his window open.
The world could do without: the lib dems.
I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the belly of a wasp
Most recent thing I've bought myself: was breakfast this morning at Tesco.
Most recent thing someone else bought me: Erm...
My middle name is: not to be disclosed on the internet!
In the morning: you know you won't remember a thing
Once, at a bar: I played strip poker.
Last night I was: swimming.
If I was an animal I would be: slightly worried, as I've always been a human before!
A better name for me would be: Steve, because Nicola said so.
Tomorrow I am: going to Inverness.
Tonight I am: going to bed.
My birthday is: a jolly good day, 10th October.
My favorite color is: blue.
My heart is: beating at approx 48 bpm.4 commentaires 848 jours
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Team Rocket?
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TomIl y a 24 semainesim good also
open next week ? what swims you doing ? x
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Ploo X.Il y a 24 semainesHey
Just a quick message to let you know that i'm not being rude- i only have credit to o2 numbers! May give u a bell some point this week and if not, will email you when i'm away. Hope your well. x -
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Morv ShuttleworthIl y a 29 semainesali i miss ur banter!!
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Il y a 31 semaines
Gillian Firth
Aww, how long did that take you to work out?!
Well...if its 136 hours then lets think...
45 hours in/driving to placement, 45 hours sleeping, 12 hours on the phone, 4 hours eating, 1 hour cooking, 2 hours swimming and 4 hours on the bus. That 113 hours so its only 1 day left for me!!
Love you like my brother loves Leanne
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Il y a 32 semaines
Gillian Firth
Aaaaahhhh, dont call me that, its only for that room and nowhere else!!!
Cant wait to see you either
Love you lots and lots
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Il y a 32 semaines
Bethh
hi its tom jones from the bus, wuu2? havnt heard fron you in fucking years, scribble back some time.
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Il y a 32 semaines
Gillian Firth
Woop, placement is ACE!!! Cant wait to see you though. Love you!
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Il y a 33 semaines
Ploo X.
Heeey
Sorry for not replying to ur text the other day... u did it! i forgot u were still doing lent! i bet u sneakily broke ur lent... lol
anyways...hows u? i know this is a random question but does ur mum go to physio? hows the training going?
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Il y a 34 semaines
Dave Bales
"I have a beast of a six pack (according to Gillian. And Dave.)."
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Jacky HaynesIl y a 34 semaines
call home now ;-0
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Emma .Il y a 34 semainesHah now worries sunshine. Aye I think I've been there with my flat mate to visit one of her pals. It is a lovely wee place. You heading back to sexy town for Easter?
Napes unfortunatly haha. What is it you're studying? I'm sure you've told me but my memorys not quite what it used to be hahaha. x
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Ploo X.Il y a 36 semaines
Oryt kl kl gt some money!
6?! haaaaaaaa ull find a flat!!! ... exams! atleast ull get them over n done with! hope ur translation test goes well. Course is going fine- nearly finished! for my graded unit i got an A and then a B so even if i get a Cin the next ones ill still end up with a B so alls good! wbu? x
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Ploo X.Il y a 36 semaines
Her names Annie Griffis... think i may have spelt that wrong. Oh cool- will u get a job doqn in Edinburgh do u think? or summer? ... nooo had exams before, my grade is continual through coursework, wbu? x
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Ploo X.Il y a 36 semaines
haha, and what made u think id know who Goethe was?!
Strange boy.
It was for charity organised my Annie - you'd probably know her.
Yeeeh was really good!
Oooh are u?!?
Haha, no ur dad is definitely not feminine- don't tell him i said that! u knew what i meant really!!!
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Ploo X.Il y a 36 semaines
(faints) very impressive. Oh funfun- im afraid i can't help you there! I dont even know what Goethe is! Ali- are u remembering i FAILED German? haha. U should ask me questions aabout German bcos if u dnt know, then there's not reaally any hope of me knowing, haha. Im rather Grand thanking you! Was at a ceildh lastnight, then had staff trainign today- think my legs have gave up on life. Just shows how unfit i'm getting! haha. Not cool. Seen your dada the other day at college. I was having a meetign with someone and he walked into the office. Didn't realise he was something similar to the lady! X
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Ploo X.Il y a 36 semaines
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i dont understand this thing. yall should all just get myspace
Paige 1 réponsehaha and im doing good. how about you?
Well.. This Is You In Holland!!
Hannah Fazakerley 0 réponsesWith Your 300 Medals On [Only One Could Fit On Here]
& My Swimming Cap! =]
Hope You Like It!!
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OH AND NOT FORGETTIN THE FLAGSSS!! ;]
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OMGGG that well hurt my wrist!!
G 0 réponsesbut as you can PROBABLY tell you have a barrow hat on (H)
BOMB THE BARROWWWW haah
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