It started with:
-Keava neeearly getting pick-pocketed on the Metro
-The collective ‘oooh, oh my god’ when we got to Madrid
-The legendary Margarita (and then the witch-doll that Cas & I found in Sala who was modelled after her)
-Sol y Sombra- Mr.LA ‘you girls can dance, I like that.’
-Sunbathing in front of the Palace
-Drunky Cas - ‘Hola chico con gafas’ (who proceeded to follow us the rest of the night)
-’Estoy feliz! Donde esta feliz? (I am Happy! Where is happy?)
-The waiter comes back with the bill, there is no bread on it, immediately 6 hands dive towards the bread basket. He comes back and it's empty. Classy Girls.
-The Argentinians Nelsón y Anuelo
-‘Hello Mom, we’re getting attaaacked’
-‘Cas you attract the men and then we steal them’
-Sinead, Keavs & Me gradually realising what exactly we were hearing in the next room during the siesta...'is that?' 'no!' 'oh my god!'
-The man opening the door in the hostel ‘Hables espanol? Parlais francais? Do you speak English? What do you want?’…
-Saying that we'll miss being able to act the way we did
-Being worse than them Essex girls
-'Once I stopped him being pervy he was fine'
-'Qué pasa?' Poor Cas
-Deciding not to go back to class after the 2nd day
-Lisa’s catch-up…first drink? ‘about 7 shots’
-20 shots €10
-Complaining in Spanish in the restaurant and getting 2 free shots each
-Maureen falling really badly and with no concern for her body cries out ‘My Hat!!!’ ‘I slipped because it was slippy’ ‘Sinead I lost my hat!…But Maureen it’s on your head’
-The Brighton Boys thinking that Maureen was a dope head as ‘Where is Louise?’ was mistaken for ‘ Where is the Weed?’
-‘No, but I really respect him’…the Him in question was married.
-On contemplating whether a certain someone is gay ‘I don’t fucking know, he lives with a pack of queers’…
-Finding out that gay pride was this week in Brighton, but the surf’s good too…
-‘As bent as a Tangeray.’ ‘Cas what the hell is a tangeray? Is that even a word?’ lol
-Cas knocking over the swords with her huge bag in a tinyyy shop and leaving me to pick them up while the man lead us out the door in a little rant.
-The Projectile Vomiting
-Lisa actually roaring in a random girls face
-Woken up on Thursday by maids shouting at the boys... ‘Go, the coast is clear!’ ‘Are you joking?’ ‘No, Go!!!’
-The Walk of Shame home at 130 on Wednesday with Lousie; Thursday with Sinead (I look like a puta lol)
-Keava, Cas and I drunkenly screaming Wankerrr, Dickkk at that ass in the Rover
-In Plaza Mayor at 7am, but not really remembering it
-Lisa did you bring your ‘cool’ to the pool? ‘I bring my cool everywhere’.
-Lisa’s burn and the subsequent application of a litre of after sun lol
-'She looks like a girl that would arm wrestle you over a pint of beer'
-The Black Communtiy actually stalking Lisa- ‘What does a sista have to do to get some peace around here’
-Caoimhe’s dance-off with Wicklow-hilarious.
-The pool-side porn-show
-'Ireland counts doesn't it Caroline? I want the one in the black'
-Walking past brothels, sex shops, prostitutes etc in 38 degrees, carting luggage. hungover.
-Sinead bogging the head with Frank
-Carla’s Conundrum between Mr France and Leo. Tough Choice.
-'Holy fuck imagine him on top of you'...One response -'I just came'
-‘I’m actually asking for sex right now and he won’t look. Oh the things we could do’
-Grinding to Grease lol
-Pink-eye
-On the Speakers in Camelot
-Lady Marmalade comes on while we're on the speakers 'aww fuck, now we HAVE to dance like sluts'
-Us all breaking into Irish dance on the stage during the instrumental of C’est la vie. Cringe.
-'Come into the kitchen, show us your boobs and we'll give you it for free'
-‘I’m so fucking ugly, he wouldn’t even look at me. Aw well he looked a few times like.�

NY. Salamanca. Camping. Gossip. Pete Doherty. Analysing things. The mosaic in my living room. Cherry Brandy and WCC. Fat nights at the cinema with mis amigos. Italy & the Italian Stallions lol. American Peanut Butter. Speaking Spanish. Rosy. Hearing Carla confess things whilst intoxicated, brilliant entertainment. My 3 Garrison Bests. Memories of Arctic Monkeys & Kanye. Tight Hugs. Us 9, and the way we're the same since 1st year. Laughing at Chris' stalker(s). Being the hostess of get-togethers. Photos. Fake Eyelashes. The idea of ___? haha. When Joe sings . Making wierdly random but supposedly highly amusing faces . painting my nails. Pizza Hut. Organising Things. Car+Germ & Car+Car lol. People-watching. Conciertos. The Jewellery my Dad gets me. The ring Chris got me. Doing shots in Bundoran. Drunken Escapades & Conquests with Carla lol. Our Pact Having Deep Convos (It's my thing). Laughing at other people's retardedness- GB, Short Bald man in the Lodge. 'Closer' . Moments of lust avec Carla . Holding Hands. The Look. Lie-ins past 1 on weekends. Babysitting with Lisa. Lisa's unbelievable real-life stories. The way 'Simon' caught on so well . Wednesday Nights in the Bush. Staying in people's houses. People staying in my house. My beautiful Lola, thank you Matty . Blue eyes. Gossip Sessions every single Biology class. Cinnamon-Raisen Bagels. Eunan's Piss-taking out of everyone and anything. Flowers. Cute Things. Surprising notes. Presents. Buses on nights out to new places. Reading magazines with Cas. When someone says something nice & it makes me duck my head & smile. Boys wearing green. Enrichment with Maria&Keisha. Religion with Shauna. Shoes**. Makeup. Croke Park. Big Football Matches.

As we av al learnd in d pst 2yrs Emma isnt d greaest at cumbks n shes nt afraid ta admit dis erself as she cam out wit d comment 1 day "I WISH I CUD GO 2 CUM BACK SKOL" O if der waz only such a place!!!!

Wen at d diamond emma sittn up as happy as larry wit her bottle of wine she famously cries out "MARITA WONT B HAPPY" If only she knew Emma...

Wen referin 2 er 4mal date emma describs im 2 us as "HE'S REALLY WEIRD BUT HE'S REALLY NICE" ...I'm sure he is Emma!

The 2 most commentd by Leanne "ER WATEVR..." n wile emma waz famously attemptn ta play tennis lst yr wen she al of a sudden cries out in er sweet voice "OH MY ANKLE!!!!"

When Lisa waz telling us about er "situation" on boxing nite,Emma replies "I DNT NO WAT ID DO IF I WAs FACED WIT A 'SITUATION' " Neither do we pet, neither do we ..lol

Wen every1 waz jus sittin in Biology Emma cums out wit "IM REALLY IN DA MOOD TA SMELL MOISTURISER" Wat????

Emma abit loaded at a legendary tp says to shauneen aftr she maks a nasty remark "SHAUNEEN, UR BEIN MEAN N I DNT LIKE MEAN PEOPLE!" Aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww

Anothr tp classic n again Emma a tad on d loaded side, she falls off the stage only 2 b caught by d mighty Euny and calls out "YOUR MY HERO"

Most recently she said "I LUV IT WEN LISA CALS ME MC KERVEY COZ IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A REAL MAN"

O n 4 al d men out der u sud no Emma luvs willies as she tld Caroline n Lisa on a quick trip 4m d bush 2 d lodge "I LOVE WILLIES" (and she's not talkin bout the place!)

Emma cud teach us al a ting or 2 about ALIENS cudn ya Emma n hw dey r cumn dwn due 2 global warming... How guilable ya por ting!!!

"HEY R U WRITIN A THING BOUT ME.........OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"