Ceyda is one of my bestest fwend in da world! what else could i ask 4 wen im down she is allways dere 2 cheer me up wit somthing childish which just cracks me up allways!!! we allways hav a blast wen we see eachother and well she's my lezzy lover who goes high on apple juice and loves my mum which im quite worried bout!!! anyways cnt wait til france bitch!!! loves u lezzer!! xox<3


^^ haha Jess loves me

Little Miss Hump-it,
Sat on a crumpet,
Eating herself away,
Out came a spider,
Crawled up inside her,
and...WEHEY!!!

TAKE THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR FIRST NAME

A: I licked
B: I bit
C: I sucked
D: I moved
E: I rubbed
F: I smelt
G: I did anal with
H: I blew
I: I stopped
J: I photographed
K: I turned on
L: I shoved
M: I tickled
N: I munched
O: I turned off
P: I set light to
Q: I twisted
R: I gobbed on
S: I chucked up on
T: I looked at
U: I walked on
V: I kicked
W: I played with
X: I fucked
Y: I did 69er with
Z: I glared at

TAKE THE DAY WHEN YOU WERE BORN ON

1: The Queen
2: A horse
3: A dildo
4: A butt plug
5: A teacher
6: A car exhaust
7: Michael Jackson
8: A male striper
9: A gypsy
10: An ugly fat kid
11: Tony Blair
12: A cheeseburger
13: A slut
14: My dad
15: An adult toy
16: A plaster
17: A paint brush
18: My mums used tampon (on a heavy day)
19: A wig
20: A flute
21: An old man
22: A fish
23: A mammal
24: A carrot
25: A pubic hair
26: A bogey
27: A pencil sharpner
28: A school tie
29: Some used loo roll
30: Some Y-fronts with skids
31: A fit model

NOW TAKE THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME

A: For money
B: For fun
C: Because I’m loved
D: And hated it
E: To pass time
F: For a bet
G: Because I wanted to
H: Because it was dry
I: For a free pencil
J: To get onto a game show
K: Because my mum said it would turn her on
L: And loved it
M: For a pet monkey
N: Because I was horny
O: For a free cuddly toy
P: To win a ferrari
Q: So I could get a boob job
R: For a hob nob
S: To win X-Factor
T: All for pleasure
U: For a laugh
V: Because my pet hamster was dying
W: For £1,000,000
X: To skip school
Y: Because I thought my hair looked cool
Z: So people will talk about me