Rachel Chapman

You look lame.

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Rachel Chapman
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  • Femmina, 18, Cuoricini 249
  • Città: Papakowhai
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  • Ultimo accesso: 7 settimane fa
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Messaggio personale
To have a beard is to rehearse a battle with the universe
Tutto su di me
"What is that? A tiny dress?" - Joseph
"It's a shirt." - Rachel





I'm cool always





Rachel Rapman. Chaprapper extrodanaire.




I'm incredibley clumsy.




"Suicide makes you FAT!" - Rachel and Mike






"Here's a little limerick
I hope you don't slimerick
While you're falling dimerick
....bitcherick" - Joseph




My brother acts normal around other people, but he's really just as bad as me.





"*singing* Nothing like a good sandwich.
...Does it feel like I've been making this sandwich for ages?
It's getting to the point where I just want to.. eat it.
You know, rather than just sing about it." - Joseph





Life is pretty bully.
La mia metà
Stacey

Stacey

The Von to my Ploog

Music
I got friends who like me 'cause I got lots of dough.
People recognise me where ever I go.
I don't got trouble getting high,
but if I don't get you I believe I will die.
Happiest when
Appreciating something great.
Books
Tickle my fancy. Read them.
Scared of
Moths
Capital!
I'm learning about what I am interested in, I'm working in a sex shop, I'm listening to great music, I'm moving house, I'm playing Crash Bandicoot, I'm buying shit I don't need, I'm recycling my rubbish, I'm loving life.

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  • Life Experiences

    I noticed some people were doing these, so I figured I'd do one too. Then I realized that a lot of the questions were pointless and long winded so I made my own.

    Have you ever...
    (x) Done interesting things
    ( ) Killed someone

    I have 50% Life Experience guys!

    3 commenti 369 giorni

  • Yes

    Yes! Anyone can win in my cock and pussy game.
    There’s no risk involved when the stakes will never change!
    Roll up, roll up! Come and pull ‘em down!
    Bring your friends, bring the kids! Tell the whole fucking town!
    I’m young, I’m fresh, I’m limber! You don’t want to miss the show!
    You’ve never seen a teenager with standards so bloody low!
    Stand and watch my wicked sport, or sign up to join the team.
    See the kinds of tricks I can do at flower fresh thirteen?
    You can be my nightmare and I’ll be your underaged dream.
    Oh! It’s easy to be a winner when the loser never leaves.
    Nobody is excluded, I’ll do anything that breathes!
    (So long as it can pay my necessary fees)
    It’ll cost ya one little compliment to loosen up my knees.
    An extra shot of whiskey and you won’t have to say please.
    Tell me that I’m pretty, I’ll be your pedophillac squeeze.
    But if you can’t make the charges, I’ll just be a fucking tease,
    If you really want it, you’ll have to roll up your sleeves
    and cheat your way to winning in a back alley.

    0 commenti 490 giorni

  • MUSIC WHORES

    Friends, I would like to inform you of an epidemic that is sweeping our already filthy world. I tell you this, as many of you are in fact 'carriers' of this disease.
    Indeed, you are not affected by it, but you hold it, and you pass it on to a person who is prone to catching diseases such as this.
    What is this disease?
    'Melodicus Whorestallus' or M.W, is a relatively new mutation of the disease 'Poserus Fucktardillus'.
    People who are positive for the this viral disease, Music Whores, are not contagious, but are highly irritating and often cause hotsweats and fits of anger.
    How do you know if you are infected or if you know someone infected?
    Complete this quiz and follow the instructions below.
    One. You find yourself browsing through your friends profiles in search of music you think sounds like a particular label.
    Two. You are trying to conform to a particular label and need things to help influence this image.
    Three. You don't actually like the music you listen to, but you put it on your mp3 player or music list so you look 'cool'
    Four. You listen to bands that are 'popular' because they are 'popular'
    Five. You copy people's music tastes because they conform to a particular label.

    If you answered 'yes' to any of these, it is highly likely you are infected.
    If you are infected, or know someone who is infected, do not fear. One quick jab in the ass of 'Personalityum' every day for a year should rid them of the disease. If, however, this does not work, it is likely the infected is a serious case, and is, unfortunately, uncurable. For their benefit, euthanesia is suggested, preferably by chainsaw to the limbs, followed by blood loss.
    If you have a Music Whore irration, I suggest you hose down the irritation for a good twenty minutes with a firehose.
    If, after twenty minutes, the irritation hasn't gone away, see your local wrestling team and explain the situation to them.

    Keep yourselves healthy,

    Rachel.

    2 commenti 1114 giorni

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  • Stacey
    luv Stacey

    You just were oblivious!!
    You don't want my love!!
    So I will give it to you anyway!!

    7 settimane fa
  • Stacey
    luv Stacey

    Secret love

    9 settimane fa
  • Stacey
    luv Stacey

    You better have.
    Or else I shant give you any more.

    15 settimane fa
  • Stacey
    luv Stacey

    I though you could do with some love!!

    16 settimane fa
  • Stacey
    luv Stacey

    I laughed at your comments.
    They are full of funny.
    I though about txting you this morning but was too lazy.
    So I didn't.
    We do need more fun.

    HAVE A GIRLY PARTY AND INVITE ME DAMNIT!!

    For a second there I thought this was like my cellphone and going to turn of capslock when I used the backspace button.

    -I'm happy to be yoru flatmate one day, although I don't think you'd want to invite yourself to live at my house, there isn't much room.
    -I think your personality adds a lot of height to you in my mind, I always imagine you as taller than you are.
    -How do you plan on defeating the British Empire?
    -Yes it does border on that. That was a very odd day.

    CONDOM SOCKS!!

    18 settimane fa
  • Stacey
    luv Stacey

    Sure.
    To be honest I don't know how many people I know that would come, let alone how many can come.
    I do imagine that 12 is a safe number.

    23 settimane fa
  • Stacey
    luv Stacey

    I had better make a list then.
    How many people is reasonable?
    What will maximum be?

    23 settimane fa
  • Stacey
    luv Stacey

    BLIND ORPHANS!?

    23 settimane fa
  • Nadya
    luv Nadya

    HEY DID YOU HEAR THAT THEY GIVE AWAY CAKE AT D-VICE? VISIT THE COUNTER FLOOR TO GET ONE FOR YOURSELF! HURRY BEFORE THEY RUN OUT!

    24 settimane fa
  • Stacey
    luv Stacey

    I think Tuesday is the best day now.
    I have an appoint on Wednesday and I have a Food Safety Course on the early hours of Thursday.

    I can't remember if Tuesday is good, but nothing stands out as needing to be done then so I think it is!!

    24 settimane fa
  • Stacey
    luv Stacey

    We smartly decided to take the 8:30 train.
    And I barely slept last night.
    And I have to do the dishes before I go out tomorrow.

    24 settimane fa
  • Stacey
    luv Stacey

    Lucky.
    I wish I was an agreeable temperature.
    Kyan will be here any minute now, and I'm still in my pyjamas..
    Actually I only just got out of bed..

    25 settimane fa
  • Stacey
    luv Stacey

    You are a dreadful person!
    The world will probably end now!

    25 settimane fa
  • Toumas Merilin
    Toumas Merilin

    well then that be splendid news i say!
    it seems i am 30 pages away from finishing my book! im on page 54, 90 pages and i stop, and then the big twists are revealed oooooh:P
    all tis not be well when your fighting six dragons, man it took me three hours but my mighty blade was no match for them, they all just fell to the fire! mwhahahahhahahahaa

    25 settimane fa
  • Toumas Merilin
    Toumas Merilin

    thank you kind sir:)

    25 settimane fa
  • Mr Ducky
    luv Mr Ducky

    Giant inflatable hammers always work. God I'm excited for tomorrow

    25 settimane fa
  • Mr Ducky
    luv Mr Ducky

    Study! I'll start whacking you with a giant inflatable hammer if you don't.

    25 settimane fa
  • Stacey
    luv Stacey

    Only the best name in the world.
    I'm going to use it for all my children.
    Lawler for the boys, Lawlerette for the girls.
    Their middle names will be numbers.

    27 settimane fa
  • Chris
    Chris

    HEY I'M SO EXCITED! I JUST LOST 10 POUNDS IN 1 1/2 WEEKS WITH THIS NEW DIET PILL! VISIT AcaiDietUK.com TO GET YOUR FREE PACK BEFORE THEY RUN OUT! gulbrand

    28 settimane fa via Cellulare
  • Stacey
    luv Stacey

    Yay!
    Me too!

    29 settimane fa