Those days if you drove cross country and you broke down on the side of the road, and the sign says 200 miles to the next gas station, you knew you were so screwed.

What Doesn't Kill You Only Makes You Stranger.

Madness, as you know, is like gravity... all it takes is a little push.

Why......SO.....serious?

Oh God save history God save your mad parade Oh lord God have mercy all crimes are paid

God save the queen we mean it man. There is no future in englands dreaming

Not to get technical sir, but it is you who is the bastard. Nyehehehe.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity

If at first an idea is not absurd, Then there truly is no hope for it!

Authority pisses me off. I think everyone should be able to drink and get loud whenever they want

I'd rather regret doing something than not doing something.

''You seem to be under the impression that I will, oh whats the phrase, come quietly. I can tell you now, I have no interest in doing so.''

Get the fuck offa my obsticle, get the fuck off my obstacle now!!!!

'Careful? was my mother careful when she stabbed me with a coathanger while I was still in ze womb?

The force is strong with this one

Where we're going, we don't need roads

Where we're going, we don't need roads

'Listen, you got a back door to this place?' (bartender)'Yeah, it's in the back.'

(Doc)'1.21 jigawatts? 1.21 jigawatts? Great Scott! ' (Marty) 'What the hell is a jigawatt?'

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit!

'Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.'

I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work

Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up! It'll be anarchy!

And as far as being concerned about what's gonna happen when you and I walk down the hallways of school together, you can forget it cuz it's never gonna happen. Just bury your head in the sand and wait for your fucking prom.

Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Look at the bloody state of you man, your a fucking mess. Don't speak to me again ya hear... it'll spoil my night

I was right... too much weights, not enough speedwork. Useless prick

Cook the man some fucking eggs!

Bob Marley: Dont gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver and gold...

Computer says no

If candice says I threw a brick through the chapel window I didn't so don't listen to her coz she plays wiv matches!

Yeah, but, no, but, yeah but I ain't even done nuffin' or nuffin' so SHUT UP!

I'm a dog chasing cars... I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. I just do things. I'm just the wrench in the gears. I hate plans. Yours, theirs, everyone's. Maroni has plans. Gordon has plans. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I'm not a schemer, I show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.

You Remind Me Of my Father...I HATE MY FATHER!!!

'Look. The bloke's been me best mate since 1975. We've had our fallouts from time to time, it's no big deal. Y'know, it's like... if ya mum stabs ya, whaddya do? Y-ya don't get upset. Ya don't get angry, ya go, 'Shit, mum's stabbed me, I better get off to the hospital.'

Tell me this, right. Why would I shoot a bloke BANG? And then put him in the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place.

Chopper: Beethoven had his critics too, Keithy, see if you can name three of them.
[Keithy continues walking back and forth, confused] Chopper: That's right, you can't.