Matthew Wong
-
Hombre,
138
- de Dublin
- Accesos al perfil: 21.308
- Miembro desde: January 2005
- Última sesión: hace 40 semanas
- www.bebo.com/mattwong86
- Media naranja
-
is a dancing queen
- Profiles
- r silly
cerrar Video Box
Rafa, Gerrard, Carragher, Owen and Crouch Impersonations
cerrar Blog
-
treat 'em right!
1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.
2.Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
3. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.
4. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.
5. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.
6. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?
7. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like arm wrestling.
8. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
9. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.
10. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence.
11. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
12. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.
13. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
14.tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."
15. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call youre going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now dont call.
0 comentarios 1075 días
-
Silly silly people
ONE
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic
TWO
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.
THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OH-MY-GOD, I'm so ugly"
"OH-MY-GOD,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a funking mongoloid.
FOUR
there is NO SUCH THING as a bebo tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid emails like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt
FIVE
Making 20 whiteboards/comment/emails a day
about how you hate other people
b/c you're not on their top 16.
who the f**k cares?
ITS F**KING BEBO!!!!
SIX
Little 6th graders who have bebo
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.
SEVEN
And if you open a Email and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
0 comentarios 1208 días
-
Bob Murphy
I just really like to see people happy. Thats why im addicted to pornography....0 comentarios 1299 días
cerrar Artistas/Grupos
cerrar Pizarra virtual
cerrar Fotos
-
Atletico/Busta
(14)
-
CANADA, EH!
(46)
-
Cuadros
(46)
-
Guests
(46)
-
KAPITAL!
(41)
-
Miami/new york
(49)
-
Photo
(34)
-
Vegas/san diego
(44)
-
alcala
(25)
-
barce
(27)
-
bloc party&salamanca
(16)
-
chemical bros/2many djs/felix d housecat
(22)
-
dave's holloween album
(11)
-
doonal celebrations/bita bernabeu
(26)
-
ibiza
(48)
-
ladz on d pull
(12)
-
nites
(19)
-
nites oot
(44)
-
nites out
(42)
-
out
(38)
-
random pics
(21)
cerrar Comentarios
-
Lil Pinkshace 7 semanasMatthew Wong
3 week beginners POLE DANCING course starts this Weds - 14th Oct at 7pm Blanchardstown - €40
Pole chicka wah wah x -
Lil Pinkshace 10 semanas
Matthew Wong
DONNYBROOK Pole dancing course has been cancelled tonight
Please contact us for other dates
REMINDER; Blanchardstown taster class is on at 7pm this Weds (23rd) only €15 and the 6 week course starts at 8pm
Full details on our page
Any girl selling an X-POLE second hand please contact us!
Pole chicka wah wah! -
Lil Pinkshace 10 semanas
Matthew Wong
New Pole Dancing Courses available in Donnybrook and Blanchardstown starting next week; Monday 21st and Weds 23rd Sept- see our page for full details. TASTER CLASS ONLY €15
NOTE: If interested in Donnybrook, please contact us/mail us in advance as this venue and course is operated by advance registration only.
Ladies, if you have an X-pole you would like to sell second hand please contact us as we have many girls looking to buy. Must be in good condition and reasonably priced.
Pole Chicka wah wah!
-
Lil Pinkshace 11 semanas
Matthew Wong,
We are holding a new POLE DANCING COURSE in BLANCHARDSTOWN and DONNYBROOK starting Mid Sept
€15 for a taster class - come and have a spin!
€70 for 6 week course- wanna go upside down?
See timetable on our page
Beginners and Intermediate levels available, Advanced courses to be confirmed.
Mail/message us to register your details!
Pole Chicka Wah WAH!
x L'il Pinks -
Lil Pinkshace 20 semanas
Matthew Wong
Our LAST Pole Dancing Course is starting this Weds at 8pm in The Clonsilla Inn, Blanchardstown and will run for only 3 weeks, €40
This is for both beginners and improvers.
Please see our mail...
Pole chicka wah wah
x
-
Lil Pinkshace 20 semanas
Matthew Wong
New beginners pole dancing course starting tonight at 8pm in the clonsilla inn, blanchardstown
€70
Pole chicka wah wah x -
Lil Pinkshace 21 semanas
Matthew Wong
POLE DANCING Taster class tomorrow (weds) 1st July in Clonsilla Inn, Blanchardstown at 7pm only €15
Next one is in 5 weeks time...
New beginners 6 week course starting 8th July in Blanchardstown €70 at 8pm
Pole Chicka wah wah x
(Tip, if you no longer want these updates please delete us as bebo friends)
-
Lil Pinkshace 23 semanas
Matthew Wong
New Pole Dancing taster class in Blanchardstown Weds 24th June at 7pm- only €15
Try out a few spins before committing to a course...
pole chicka wah wah!
-
Lil Pinkshace 25 semanas
Matthew Wong
'Cream' Routine starting this Weds in Clonsilla Inn 9pm, please contact us and let us know if interested in coming down..
Pole Chicka wah wah!
x -
Lil Pinkshace 25 semanas
Matthew Wong
Tone up this Summer with Pole Dancing Fitness classes!
Spaces available for Blanchardstown tomorrow evening - Weds!
Pole chicka wah wah!
x -
Lil Pinkshace 27 semanas
Matthew Wong
Beginners POLE DANCING COURSE is starting this Weds at 7pm in The Clonsilla Inn, Blanchardstown.
New Level 1 'Cream' Routine course starting June 3rd (next week) at 8pm - all levels welcome
Pole Chicka wah wah x -
Lil Pinkshace 28 semanas
Matthew Wong
Blanchardstown Pole Dancing Taster class on this Weds at 7pm, €15
New Beginners course starting 27th May. New ROUTINE course 'Cream' also available-register now
PoleChickaWAh WAH! -
Lil Pinkshace 28 semanas
Matthew Wong
POLE Dancing Taster Class on in Blanchardstown tomorrow- Weds at 7pm, only €15
See our page for details...
Pole Chicka wah wah x -
Lil Pinkshace 31 semanas
Matthew Wong
Places left for Blanchardstown course Weds night at 8pm
Ladies, if you're interested in Pole Dancing in Donnybrook Monday nights starting next week please tell us now as we need to finalise numbers
Pole chicka wah wah x -
hace 32 semanas
Jenny Burke
wo... go easy on the pole dancing there wongster...
I just tot u shud no.. last semesters choice of "classical" study music was benny bennasi
This semester Tiesto....the blade soundtracks r a close 2nd tho
If my hedfones accidently slipped out of della...ther wud b the most unmerciful scramble to get them bak in that the library has ever seen!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGsJT... ...play that 24hrs a day 4 the nxt 3 weeks and ul b sorted !!!play it in wen u sleep!!!
-
Lil Pinkshace 33 semanas
Matthew Wong
Pole Dancing Fitness Class Schedule
6 Week Beginners Courses
BLANCHARDSTOWN Weds 15th April @8pm €70
DONNYBROOK Mon 20th April @7pm €70
(Donnybrook; payment in advance essential)
TALLAGHT – NEW VENUE- Register now for courses starting end of April
Pole Chicka WAH WAH!
x
-
Lil Pinkshace 33 semanas
Matthew Wong,
New Pole Dancing Classes starting in Blanchardstown
Weds 8th April
8pm - Taster class for total beginners €15
8pm - Workshop, come along and practice new and more challenging moves €15
9pm- 3 week Intermediate course (inverted moves) €40
Weds 15th April
8pm - New 6 week Beginners course €70
Best Value Anywhere
Pole Chicka Wah WAH! -
Lil Pinkshace 38 semanas
Matthew Wong, just a quick reminder about pole dancing courses starting next week in Donnybrook and Blanchardstown x
-
Lil Pinkshace 39 semanas
Matthew Wong - Our DONNYBROOK Pole Dancing Course is back
Starting Monday 9th March in Old Wesley at 7pm only €70 for the Beginners 6 week course
Due to popular demand we are running a taster class in BLANCHARDSTOWN 4th March at 7pm only €15 for an hour introduction- come and try out a real spinning class
Pole Chicka Wah WAH!
x
-
Lil Pinkshace 39 semanas
Matthew Wong
Pole Dancing is back with a bang!
New 6 week Courses starting in BLANCHARDSTOWN this WEDS
8pm -Beginners €70
9pm -Routine 'Superfreak' €70
Pole Chicka wah wah x
wuhoo for the 2nd timers!!
Jill McGrath 0 respuestasLadies Night at D2 every Wednesday.
D20s @ 0 respuestasLadies free in all night.
€5 in for guys with a concession available in colleges from Monday.
€3 Drinks all night.
Over 19s I.D essential.