FOLKESTONE/DOVER EARTHQUAKE APPEAL
An earthquake measuring 4.7 on the Richter scale hit Folkestone &
Dover in the early hours of Saturday Its epicentre was in
Folkestone. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly,
muttering 'Faaackinell'.

The tremor decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and
the Costa del Sol were damaged beyond repair.
Three areas of historic burnt out cars were
disturbed. Many locals
were woken well before their giros arrived.
Invicta FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and
bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact
that something interesting had happened in Folkestone. One resident -
Tacy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, 'It was such a
shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes come running into my bedroom
crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept
through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up
and watching Jeremey Kyle the next morning.'

Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and
carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to
ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals.

Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found
large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books,
jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for
those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster.

Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include:
- Fila or Burberry baseball caps
- Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)
- Shell suits (female)
- White sport socks
- Rockport boots and any other items usually sold in Primark.
- Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs include:
- Microwave meals,
- Tins of baked beans, Ice cream, Cans of Colt 45
- or
- Special Brew.
- 22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms.
- £2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9.
- £5 buys B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
***Breaking news***
Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry alco-pop.
'Where are you bleeding from?' they asked,
'Aylesham' said the girl, 'wossit gotta do wiv you?'

My Mummy: sue (mum funnily enuf)
My Daddy: Tim (my dad likewise)
MY Lil Brother: Can only be stuart the leg-end)
My Big Brother: paul (only by 20 odd mins)
My Lil Sista: that'd be rache
My Big Sista: my leg-end sis sam
My Body guard: tom, rob,
My Girlfriend: HAYLEY!
My Gardian Angel: SARAH!
My Shexi Girl: HAYLEY!!
My Fuck Buddie: dnt need one
My Funneh Sweet Lurvin Gangsta: dunno how 2 take that but gangsta is hannah
My Secret Admirer: pls let me know
My Bitch: rachel!
My Player: is there?
My Best Mates: sarah n tom
My Everything..: my lifeatda mo cudn't b betta o the hornbys
My Cutie: hayleys soooooo cute!
My shoppoholic friend: hayley n probs beana if we eva go together
My sexy biatch : many lol
My lil cutie pie : ha ha hayley agen this is gettin borin
My lovely gurlie : .....
My lovely boy: ..... sam my dog
My Alcoholic friend : tom!
My Munchkin: hayley hahaha
My Nutty Friend: calum
My Dirty Boy: fuk off
My Rude Gal: i wish
My Rude Bwoi: urgh
My Baby Gal: soon babe soon lol
My Sweetie Pie: sam my dog
My Horny Friend: tom u horny bitch


What do you want to be?

Ladies and Gentleman
Boys and Girls
and Rob
You are cordially invited to put forward your nominations for LADY and BLOKE of the year polls 2007!!!!

last year saw a draw between Sarah, Michelle and Rachel as Lady of the year...with a wopping 16 votes...and each of our winners ganing 31% of the final vote.

As for bloke of the year, we saw again 16 votes...with an overall winner of James Evans!!! (tom askem in 2nd place )

the prize? i hear you ask....the title of lady/Bloke of 2006

lets see how the results change for 07! just comment on this blog your nominatins for the poll...which will be posted on the 8th July....only the top four names for each gender will make it through to the poll....so choose wisely...
Thankyou for your time...






terms and conditions apply:
only one nomination per person
no voting for yourself
think wisely as wen the poll arrives u will be expected to leave a comment as for why u voted for the individual(s) (only wen the poll starts)

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