This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- £10

Did acid -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in the wild -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred £'s -- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Peed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

Tally it up and title it! my fine...

u alcholics shud ave 1 !

1 ♥ Wud u b in control?
2 ♥ Wud u pul my hair?
3 ♥ Wud u wisper in my ear?
4 ♥ Wud u talk dirty 2 me?
5 ♥ Wud u kiss me wiv a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6 ♥ Wud u say my name?
7 ♥ Wud u go down on me?
8 ♥ Wud u let me give u a hickie?
9 ♥ How many rounds wud we go?
10♥ Wot wud you wanna do afterwards?
11♥ Wud u take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly?
12♥ Wud u lick n bite me all over?
13♥ Wud u play or get straight to the point?
14♥ Wud u want me to take my tym?
15♥ Wud u fall asleep wen we were done?
16♥ Wud u go fast or slow?
17♥ Where wud u wanna "do it"?
18♥ Wud u b loud or quiet?
19♥ Wud u mind if i liked u?
20♥ Wud u do it 2day?
21♥ Wud u do it 2moro?