1. Full Name: Fionnuala Mary Ellen Therese Breathnach
2. Nicknames: Fibi (obviously) fibo johansen,penelope,f-bags,funbags...it goes on
3. Birthday:7/4/88
4. Place of Birth ons n cork
5. Zodiac Sign:Aires
6. Male or Female:debatable!
7. Grade: REFRESHER...d yr of d dragoon!
8. School: árd scoil na ndéise,dungarvan
9. Occupation: professional bum
10. Residence: Oifig an Phoist....seriously!
11. MSN Screen Name:Fibi95@hotmail.com
__Your Appearance___0oh jesus....
12. Hair Color: eeeh...iv had a transition 2 blonde as of late
13. Hair Length: i dno, longish i gess?
14. Eye color: greeny browny
15. Weight: shur m practically a size 0 model...n d elephant category!!!
16. Height: 5ft natin bai
17. Braces?: eh...nah
18. Glasses?: do sun glasses count?
19. Piercings: yes sir
20. Tattoos:yes sir
21. Righty or Lefty: i used 2b ambidexterous....now m juz a plain old righty
___Your 'Firsts'___AW MAN...
22. First best friend: siuni...my weird neighbour...she still follows me round!
23. First Award: Being born! i am n award in itself!
24. First Sport You Joined: football
26. First Real Vacation: haha ballyheig...nah sumit lyk spain i tink?
27. First Concert:Robbie Williams
28. First Love: SCOTT FROM FIVE!!!
___ Favorites___ooh yay
29. Movie:TALLADEGA KNIGHTS, sin eater...etc
30. TV programme: scrubs...ba ba ba ba baaah!
31. Colour: i lyk em all...we're all equal WORLD PEACE!
32. Rapper: kanye west
33. Band: ryt now...snow patrol
34. Song Right Now: sideways-citizen cope
35. Friends:u may kno dem...monica, rachel,phoebe,joey,chander,ross,bo
 b...
36. Sweet:fizzy cola bottles...mmm
37. Sport to Play:football,camogie,marathon games of hide n go seek
38. Restuarant: Luigi Malones lately
39. Favorite brand: st martin's, billabong
40. Store: aw bring bak d vault!
41. School Subject: art, english
42. Animal: platapus, llama, badger
43. Book: MY BOOKY WOOK-the fox himself Russell BRAND!
44. Magazine: far east haha nutz...yes u herd me, dey hav interestn articles
45. Shoes:netin frm shcuh!
___Currently___
46. Feeling: lost and lacking direction
47. Single or Taken?: free n easy...dnt read 2much n2 dat!
48. Have a crush: when dnt i???
49. Eating: mighty munch
50. Drinking:miller "pure genuine draught"
51. Typing: of course
52. Online?: yes again
53. Listening To: snow patrol "set down your glass"
54. Thinking About: how much work i have to do
55. Wanting To: to go home to my mom!
56. Watching: golden globe acceptance speeches on youtube
57. Wearing: hoodie and jeans
___Your Future___dun dun duunnn....
58. Want Kids?: ya but dat whole pregnancy ting scares d bajaysus out of me!
59. Want to be Married?: eh debatable
60. Careers in Mind: ideally a zoologist but nvr guna happen so media production is my new notion!
61. Where do you want to live: mobile home!
62. Car: sumit wit wheels preferably!
__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___ ah now here we go!
63. Hair color: hmmm...darkish, lightish...
64. Hair length: nothing ridiculous...unless its cool
65. Eye color: BRIGHT!
66. Measurments: big yet not large haha!!
67. Cute or Sexy: both plz!
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes no doubt
70. Short or Tall: taller den me...dat aint hard 2 beat!
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing without a doubt...i tend 2b a bit of a dose haha!
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: spontaneous...is bein romantic not sumtyms spontaneous?
73. Fatty or Skinny: haha chubby chaser..nah juz not skinny...a happy medium!
74. Sensitive or Loud: loud but dat wud prob wreck my hed so dey must b sensitive 2 dat??
75. Hook-up or Relationship: do i have the time or patience is the question?
76. Sweet or Caring: caring...sweet is 4 pussies!
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker...i need a partner n crime!
----Hav u ever---
78. Kissed a Stranger: d strangest!
79. Had Alcohol: a tipple here n der
80. Smoked: unfortunately...2b honest i am ryt now!
81. Ran Away From Home:i tried to hold on to having a home, s

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Dan Shanahan is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
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Dan Shanahan has only one hand: the upper hand.
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Water boils faster when Dan Shanahan watches it.
Dan Shanahan doesn't have hair on his balls, because hair does not grow on steel...!!!

EIBHLIS:duz ne 1 hav a stapless bra, m squashed n2 dis 1
FIONNUALA:dats cuz u actually hav boobs
EIBHLISh shut up u
FIONNUALA:u do doh!
EIBHLIS:i hate strapless bras doh
AIMEE:ah girls i tink we can agree here i hav nun
SINEAD:ah aimee helloooooooooo, flat central ere
FIONNUALA:haha mosquito bites here!!
SINEAD:FLAT WHAT?? FLAT CITY!!!
AIMEE:but girls i luv feelin my no boobs

all together: wha d fuk

AIMEE:i do doh, id always b doin it

all together:wha d fuk

SINEAD:ya i cant keep my hands off dis 1 wit d past week (while grabbn her own left boob)
FIONNUALA:hahahaha
SINEAD:its a weird sensation i keep getn n it, i def hav cancer r sumit
EIBHLIS:hahahahahaha
AIMEE:ah sinead dats juz ur period
SINEAD:no aimee its dis weird sensation type of pain
EIBHLIS:ah shur go shove a tampon n ur boob n ul b fine
AIMEEh shut up eibhlis!!!