Lesley White
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Femmina,
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- Città: Auckland
- Visite al profilo: 276
- Ultimo accesso: 2 settimane fa
- www.bebo.com/lesleywhitenz
- Tutto su di me
- I have 4 wonderful kids, I work in Retail, it's ok - it's pays the bills, but looking for another challenge now.
- Music - I'm a rock chick at heart.
- I LOVE music! I'm more into rock and pop, but I have a very varied taste in music
- Films - don't watch much, but like funny films
- Don't watch tv much, but if I have to choose a film, it would be anything funny - I like to laugh!
- Sports - hmmm, not really into it
- Although, I like to go out running. About 10km at the moment - at least 4 times a week. Hoping to start adding a few km more on to that soon. Also hope to start a bit of mountain biking soon
- Scared Of
- Heights - they're dangerous! Spiders *shudder*.
- Happiest When - being with friends/family
- I love being with my family and friends. I just wished I had more time to spend with them. I also happy when I'm playing my bass or keyboards - in the zone - yeah!
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MEN AND SHOPPING DON'T MIX!
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband
accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.
Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and
preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs.Fenton was like
most women--she loved to browse.
One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local
Wal-Mart.
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion
in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban
both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr.
Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, " Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of
M&M's on layaway.
6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and
told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows
and blankets from the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying
and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mirror while he picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,he asked
the clerk where the anti-depressants were.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming
the " Mission Impossible" theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his"Madonna look"
by using different sizes of funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loudspeaker,he
assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES
AGAIN!"
And last, but not least ...........
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper
in here!"
Regards,
Walmart
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Things to do in an elevator
things to do in an elevator
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2)Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Gregg. How's your day been"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,then scream,"That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,
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Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,without getting off.
20) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!0 commenti 829 giorni
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46 settimane fa
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.SugarPlum.62 settimane faHope The Journey Is Ok ! ... It was Mint Seein u Guys Agenn ! ... Lovezzz... x x x
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64 settimane fa
Falanitama Clan
Life with 4 kids is definitely never ending that's for sure!
Thanks for that info I sent the email last nite then realised I didn't even reply to you!
Baby brain is still here!
I look forward to catching up with you after the school holidays ... heaps to fill in on aye? LOL
Here's another love for ya!
Be good!! Yea rite
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64 settimane fa
Falanitama Clan
Hey chick,
Hope alls well on your side of the world.
We missed you at Heathers 50th. Just passin by to see if you can give me the details of who you use for homestays. We're thinking of getting one.
Thanks chicky!
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Falanitama Clan77 settimane fathanks buddy!
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.SugarPlum.83 settimane faHelooo Auntie Lesley!!
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How r youu ..??....
would giv you my love but ive run out will give u sum 2mro!!... x
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88 settimane fa
Ash.
Hey yer i am good! wow that is so cool you live in the area veeg and simon lived in that is fantabulous!
well i better be off then
ashlea
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Katie Pie89 settimane faharro!
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89 settimane fa
Ash.
Hey its ashlea here member me ...
lol yer you were on katies page so i thought i would have a looksy at ures yer
well byebye
ashlea
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Falanitama Clan96 settimane fahey - no I didn't know that! I talked to John last week and he didn't mention anything lol
Things good on this side of the fence - still getting bigger, lolz
I know about the running kids routine, I'm over it already!! ha ha
Keep in touch bub, gotta get things ready before I head off to music practice.
Take care
xo
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100 settimane fa
Canic
Hi Lesley
Happy New Year to you too
Just picked up your comment - I'm not too hot on this Bebo thing - must improve.
Hope all is well with you down under. Cold here, as ever, but up at Groats today and it was beautiful - but freezing.
Keep in touch with your news!
Chris x
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Falanitama Clan100 settimane fayea we got am email from Tony & Cheryl - but of course New Years had come & gone
- Yep, sounds like a plan - preferable before this little person comes
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Kirsty100 settimane fasorry i hav no luv left in me.
i will send u luv another day!
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Falanitama Clan100 settimane faHey Sister! Yea it's quite funny, all that are due went to the Sista's conference where they prayed for 'the barren woman' - we all prayed for Chie, but looks like the prayer overflowed lol - All good.
We should catch up since we missed the New Years bash! Take care chicky! xox

















look ur playing bass AGAIN!
Kirsty 0 rispostehello~!
Lisa J 0 rispostei'm Lisa..~!!
lol...