Blonde Test

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.

so far: 4

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow and discovered you can't
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 10

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You've never seen the Matrix.
[x] You type only with two fingers.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 15

[x] You have fallen asleep in class (primairy school!)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads at your stories.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

so far: 19

[x] You use your fingers to do simple maths.
[] You have eaten a bug accidently.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 22

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] you tilt you're head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "ew" is used many times a day.
[x] You're probably going to have to use a calculator to multiply this

so far: 28

now take your answer and multiply it by 3

84% blonde !!!

(methinks this test LIES.)

So today, louise and I decided to go for a walk.

zomg ... water.

So we saw some people from kennet coming out and decided to go get our siblings because they hadn't come out of school. We went down to school the field way and it really wasn't that bad, a bit wet but nothing really bad. we got there and spoke to them (because they wern't being let out even though they were supposed to be ?!) and then left.

so we decided to walk down Stony lane, you know, to see what all the fuss was about and it wasn't actually that bad ... at first. we started walking, like evryone else and it was about ankle high, so we were like, ok lets keep going. so we got halfway down the road and it was up to our waists.

looking down the road, there were cars floating, and people stranded, i looked at louise and we decided there was no way that we should go any further. When we turned around, we couldn't walk back, the current was too strong, we were stood there, water up to our waists, basicly stranded.

we had to shout at these people behiend us, telling them not to go that way...

IDIOTS.

The current was getting stronger and we realised that we had to turn back or we would get washed sown the road, holding on to each other, screaming in fear we forced our way back down the road, it took forever and the kind people of Thatcham were taking photos of us.

Scared and wet, we managed to get back to school, only to be shouted at by Miss Smith for being out for no reason. So we got told to stay in the hall, not to go out because it would be stupid.

we sat in the hall for a while where we saw Rob, who looked a bit wet !! and then went back the francis bailey way, which was hardly flooded at all !!!

Mr Gemmal saw louise emptying her welly, and burst out laughing.
we told him about it and he said "so you two went out into a flooded road, waist deep... and you want to come back to sixth form !!!"

so we went back to louise's house where the water wasn't actually that bad, went to the co-op, then went back. She was hungry and made a potato salad and branston pickle sandwich. yum ... well, her dog wanted it, but no-one else did !!!

played on her guitar for a bit, then went home =D
walked back, the water had gone down a lot, it had been drained, it was about ankle high again, but totally not that bad.

so yeah ... you see this kind of stuff in the news but you never really expect it to happen to you. Until it does.

i swear i have no life, so i guess i shall write about bb camp.
all the embarressing bits anyway ... for becky , as i said i would .

soo ... start from the beginning yeah ?

well, on the way up, we played this really wierd game, where you had to look for a tractor, a weelie bin and some other random stuff (lol flag ...) which under any other circumstances would have been completley boring, but yeah

becky asked lewis "hey lewis, are there two lewis' on camp ?"
he replied "yeah, me and lewis" which i completley pissed myself because of and bennet put his face in this frisbee thing, which was also really funny.

when we got there .. we did some stuff ... *skips past boring bits* went to sleep like.

oh yeah, and like everyone was sick/felt sick apart from me and becky .

next day we did canooeing, which was super fun and we got really wet, which caused a problem ...
when becky and i got changed, we were REALLY clever and forgot to bring spare underware, so it really did look like we had wet ourselves, she diddn't look so bad in blue jeans, but red jeans + wet croch = *ties jumper round waist*

so yeah, after that we like wnet to this place and had lunch "lottie, here's some pretend food" *said fraser*

lottie = *scowl face*

oh yeah, and we got attacked by a horse, which dan threw some food at and failed because it came back ... jacob started crying so we left, and the horsey started attacking some random chineese people *laugh*

some random drunk guys were running around in their boxers, we got ... a lovley view of that.

fraser "half an arse cheak ... niicee"

so like, we left and went to the beach, on the way bennet was shouting at random people out the window of the "dolphin bus".

it started as, hello, how are you ? and sort of developed into a *special* hello (which gave us the name dolphin bus, because people thaught we were from a special school ) and some guy was lighing up his fag, where bennet yelled "smoking kills!"
everyone was pissing themselves, especially fraser !

we got to the beach, WHERE EVERYONE DITCHED ME. *scowl* so i sat with fraser for ages, (he kept calling me lots?!) untill becky came back and then we burried her, and she couldn't get out and bennet too

tim (wait for it ...) was NOT wearing a flame shirt
for two days on a row !!!

we went back for more *pretend food* which completlet failed, everyone apart from becky and i had fish + chips, (me veggi, becky doesn't like *chip shop chips*) so she had a cold sausage sandwich (made by fraser) and i had some of dans quorn and felt really guilty, coz that was really nice although fried because the oven diddn't work

*thankyou dan *

oh yeah, treasure hunt thingy. we walked around looking for stuff (no shit shurlock *becky* *scowl* she did that repeatedly all week end and it got VERY annoying). this guy, who was smoking weed, came up to use and was like "waannt some heelp ?" so we took it, while he stood there, really high, waving his weed in our faces ... we got some answers out of him though

talked about God ....

oh yeah, then me and becky found some dolls in the church cresh emily louise and sarah jane

bennet was mean to them

hi pinned emily louise to the wall !! like jesus on the cross *rolls eyes* *ha ha bennet, ha ha.*
went to sleep.

last day

we went swimming, which was completley awsome (so much better then last time! *cripple sticks*)

so yeah, we went down loads of flumes (screamer becky *incident*) and yeah, becky forgot something (lol) and i had an incident (lets leave it at that ) so yeah, and we did this rapids thing (becky, bennet, fraser, tracy and i) and it was REALLY funny. we all held hands =) (including bennet and fraser *pfft*) and yeah, YEAH, there was this flume bit at the end, and we were all holding hands, bennet being ultra cool, went sideways, and got stuck. lots of people were